Hey guys! I think I'm a night owl. I stay up reading and writing, and I can keep my eyes open all night if I need to. It's probably not a good thing, but I can go up to two days without sleep. I read somewhere though that you can actually die from not sleeping though... so I usually go to sleep and then sleep until noon. I'm slightly surprised that no one leaves reviews anymore... well, some people still do. Shout out to readers who review! I see that KotLC reacts are becoming really popular :) I'm so glad.
TheGreatSophieVacker: Gotcha! The pranks are on! I'll throw in some Sophitz for you, and this chapter is dedicated to you! Thank you for reviewing :)
React to... Bookshelves!
S: This is sort of... mundane. But all the same, we shall react! Thank you to TheGreatSophieVacker... wait. Sophie V-Vacker? *bluuuuuuuuush* OMG
F: No. Where's Alvar? He's not getting away with this. Sophie, I'm going to make it very clear that I won't let you marry Alvar. I'm gonna object!
S: I would never marry Alvar! He's, like, evil! And my kidnapper! And my torturer! There's only one other Vacker who I would ever marry and... um... I'm gonna stop myself right there.
F: N-no! Keep going. Is this having to do with that secret you won't tell me? *wiggles eyebrows*
K: Dude stop. That's my thing. I wiggle my eyebrows at Foster, and she's supposed to blush when I do it.
F: Well I guess she just likes me better. *covers mouth in surprise* I-I mean, um, she probably likes me better. Ya know... 'cause I didn't run off to the Neverseen and all... and... er... I have better hair.
*room is so silent a pin could drop*
T: NO. I have the best hair.
F: *cough* not for long you two *cough*
T and K: What? What did you say?
F: *smirks victoriously*
T: *hair turns hot pink, except for the silver part*
K: *hair becomes barf green colored dreadlocks*
T and K: OMG NOOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
F: It's not over!
K: *hair falls out* Oh my gosh I'm freaking BALD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
T: *hairs grows out to where it drags on the floor* no no the dirt! The dirt! It's so... *voice becomes a hushed whisper* pink.
L: Awwwww! *high fives Fitz* Tammy-wammy's a pretty, pretty princess!
T: No! I'm gonna cut it all off! *slices hair off with scissors, hair grows back out*
F: I bet you didn't see me slip an Iggy elixir into your breakfast.
S: I did
K: Foster, why wouldn't you warn us? We're supposed to be Team Foster-Keefe!
F: Well now it's Team Sophitz *pulls Sophie over and wraps a victorious arm around her shoulders*
S: *blush*
F: *blush* O-oh I mean...
S: *blush* I, uh, think it's, um...
S and F: *bluuuuuuuuuuuuush*
B: So cute!
S: Wait. Bookshelves.
D: *walks in* *sees K and T* HAHAHAHAHAHA! FITZ GOT REVENGE!
T: WHAT FOR?! WHAT DID I DO?
S: GUYS. Bookshelves.
F: They are sturdy. They are useful. They are... conventional.
S: ...
B: okay... not sure what was up with the emphasis on "conventional" but okay
I like bookshelves when they are full of books. I don't like empty bookshelves
T: *wails* my haaaaaaaaair...
K: Dude we can be brothers in bad hairdom...
T: *deadpans* I still don't like you.
K: *raises hands in surrender* Okay... okay... I feel ya bro... I feel ya
D: Keefe you're being creepy. Nobody wants to picture you feeling Tam up
L: OH MY GOSH WHYYYYYYYY *sobs dramatically*
D: You pictured it *pats L's shoulder in pity*
L: Tam promise me you won't let Keefe do that
T: I will stick a melder in his eye if he even tries
L: Good. Team Teefe will not be a thing *looks at Fanfiction authors* Anyone want to give it a go though?
*picks up rifle* I love you Keefe but Tam is mine
K: woah FreeFall calm down I already have my eyes set on someone *not so subtle glance at S*
B: *pout*
S: U-uh...
K: Seriously Foster you need to solve the triangle. We can't create the illuminati
S: WAIT
S: IT IS REAL *draws a triangle*
S: WAIT FOR IT *draws Neverseen eye in the middle*
S: BAM
S: ILLUMINATI
Everyone: OHHHHHHH MYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOSH
F: Sophie put it down SOPHIE PUT IT DOWN
K: Fits we can't become the illuminati
F: One of us must go
K: I-
F: and it sure won't be me
S: Um guys
B: enough with the reality TV-worthy drama. We're supposed to be reacting to bookshelves
Everyone: They're pretty great.
T: Useful.
D: Practical.
B: Magical.
S: Bookful wait what
B: Look, bookshelves are magical.
S: I thought elves don't believe in magic?
B: We don't. But in human movies, they are magical. Pull that book and shift that other one to the left, and remove the encyclopedia and BAM secret staircase to the villains' laboratory.
S: ...
F: ...
K: ...
D: okay don't look at me she must've found mom's movie collection.
B: They are super entertaining
D: wait... mom's part of the Black Swan... so... wow. Suddenly, my mom having human movies makes a lot more sense
Refer to Book One when Dex reveals his mom watches human movies. It makes a lot more sense, since the Black Swan concerns themselves with humans and now it isn't so weird that Juline watches movies
B: so let's end the chapter at that
T: *flips his hair as best he can* *fails*
K: *rubs his bald head* ugh. Yeah let's end this, so I can have my hair back next chapter.
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Really though. Reviews? Sounds like a fair trade :D a chapter for reviews *wink wink* ;D