"No luck on finding good theme songs," Reshiram reported from his laptop. "You find any good fanfictions?"

"Nope," Zekrom replied from the opposite side of the room. "But I'm doing something better."

"What?"

"An editorial."

Reshiram spun around on his swivel chair and asked, "On what topic?"

Zekrom smiled inwardly and replied, "You don't want to know."

Editorial 1: Top 5 WORST Pokemon Shippings (excluding gay, lesbian, etc.)

As Composed by: Zekrom

Please note that this is not to be offensive. This is my opinion.

5. Sommeliershipping (Cilan and Burgundy)

How hard is it to ship two people when one of them hates the other with their full heart? Very. Shall we go on?

(grabs shotgun)

4. Romanticshipping (Drew and Serena)

Possibly the only thing harder to ship than two people that hate each other: one with two people who have never met. Plus, Serena seems pretty dedicated to Ash, not turning to Clemont or Tierno or anything. And it's not very likely they'd get along.

(tightens noose)

3. Ikarishipping (Paul and Dawn)

They had very little interaction and even less positive ones. Next!

2. Flavelecentshipping (Trip and Iris)

Same as above, but even less interaction!

(picks up headtaker axe)

Caveliershipping (Gary and Dawn)

Man, this has the mistakes of Romanticshipping, except that Dawn's reaction to Gary is the same as how Amourshipping haters perceive of Serena: an over obsessed fangirl. And that is pretty annoying.

Zekrom saved the editorial and sent it out to the whole wide internet.

Reshiram, finally getting Zekrom's gist, looked around and asked his twin, "You made a hate editorial, did you?"

Zekrom smiled innocently and said, "No."

Reshiram's eyes narrowed and asked, "You posted it, did you?"

"Yes," Zekrom admitted with a sigh.

Reshiram's tail lit, and he screamed, "YOU LITTLE…!"

He leaped toward Zekrom

(static)

THE END