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'thoughts'

"speaking"

Speeding uncontrollably down a steep hill on a broken bicycle may not have been the best idea.

Actually, it was among one of the worst ideas the raven haired woman ever had. Annnd- it just moved up the list to number one when the glinting metal of a railing made itself known.

If only Souta didn't decide to 'prank' her that morning then she wouldn't be in this position. That way she could have taken the long way, passing by Kaede-baa-san who would have given her a fond pat and treat before skipping merrily to work where the head teacher would have NOT bitten her head off for being late... again.

Gripping the failing brakes, which she believed was the result of karma for stealin- borrowing, she meant borrowing- this bike without permission she began to count her regrets, such as not smothering her brat of a sibling while he was a baby. Though, while her hair whipped wildly around her, she concluded her biggest regret was not finishing her oden the night before. 'Oden would have made a perfect last meal...'

Squeezing her eyes shut she tried for another desperate attempt at the brakes. And this time, there was the sound of tires screeching before silence. A noise that she normally hated has never sounded so sweet, because she did it. It worked, the brakes worked and she was going to live and cuddle Buyo for another day!

Well after she threw this demonic bike into the river.

Immediately, her terror stricken face turned blissful and she felt the uncontrollable need to cackle at the world for its devious plot did not work. She was still alive, she can finish her oden and smother her brother to her heart's content!

Unfortunately for her, the glorious silent melody only lasted three precious moments before she realized that the bike had already sailed past the stairs and went soaring off into the sky.

"LOOK OUT!" was all the warning the fluffy haired student down below got before the miko abandoned ship.

A/N: My first dabble series and it's already turned a little crackish, it has a semi-plot I swear! Anyways, I hope you like it and this story will eventually earn its rating but for a while it'll be pretty tame.

BTW, this is set in the KHRverse (making it completely AU for the IY cast) and the plot was delayed three years. Which makes the tenth gen in high school, though everyone else in the cast will remain the same age (ie Dino and the like will still be in their early twenties).

Revised 6/20/15 I didn't realize that I posted the unedited version on here, haha... -sweatdrop- oops