AN: Fairy Tail belongs to Hiro Mashima

So this was a random little idea that came into my head after watching Nanatsu no Taizai and rewatching Fullmetal Alchemist. Take the seven sins, look them up in a thesaurus, choose seven different Fairy Tail ships and pair each to a sin...and then write from the guy's point of view, focused solely on the chosen sin...The first short is the only 'M' (it's Lust, so what did you expect?), and each interlinks, but they all stand on their own. It's basically the same hour or two at the guild from seven different sinful points of view.

Lust: Baccana

Envy: Elfever

Wrath: Bixanna (Just to be clear, it's not him being wrathful to her, but wrathful for her! I.e. particularly angry towards someone else in her stead!)

Greed: Nalu

Gluttony: Gajevy

Pride: Miraxus

Sloth: Gruvia

Lustful Bacchus

He grinned as he downed another pint, watching her match him easily. They'd been at it for almost three whole hours now and she was finally starting to get tipsy. Her quick-witted sass was slowly becoming more flirtatious and he couldn't be happier. He let his gaze drift greedily over every perfect inch of his Nee-Chan's deliciously tempting body, his thirst for more than just alcohol growing, knowing it wasn't just his thirst that was growing as he felt his trousers becoming tighter. He smirked as the tall pinup barmaid with long white hair laid another pint in front of each of them. He felt a kick to his shin and knew his Nee-Chan had taken his smirk the wrong way.

He licked his lips as he turned to face the sexy temptress next to him, knowing that she was thinking of the bet that he'd made at the Grand Magic Games. However, he was more concerned about what his drunken state had allowed him to see, rather than what he'd lost out on. One night drinking with Cana, and all he could think of was having another drunken night, perhaps with even less clothing – not that the playful minx was wearing much in the first place. The brown haired curvaceous vixen was, once again, wearing a tiny straining bikini top, and having already seen what it held back, he found himself having to fight the growing urge to just reach forward to release the two precious mounds from their restraint – this was her guild.

He leant forward, muttering a few lecherous words in her ear, earning a playful slap and a mocking laugh from the Card Mage as she sipped her pint with a daring smirk. He heard a growl from the Take Over Mage sitting behind him and sat back, not in the mood to have his plans ruined by the giant white haired guy. He could feel his entire body shaking with excitement at the prospect of getting to see those again, to feel them in his hands as he made her beg him for mercy. He'd make her scream. She'd be screaming his name long into the morning if he had his way. He longed to hear her scream his name, knowing his imagination could never quite reach the perfection that he just knew her scream would be.

He grinned as the lewd thought of her purring as she took his large throbbing member into her mouth crossed his mind. He momentarily closed his eyes as he pictured her mouth moving up and down him, trying to imagine the intense feeling her mouth would create as her purring sent vibrations down his dick as her tongue licked teasingly at him, her dark brown eyes holding contact with his. He gasped as he felt himself twitch, quickly downing his next pint before he could ask her to just get out of here with him at that very moment, his previously baggy trousers now painfully tight. No matter how much he wanted her, he knew she wasn't ready yet. As much as she flirted back, he knew she needed more prepping before she'd be ready to let him into her bed.

A few more drunken evenings and she'd be his.

(Hopefully) all the thoughts are "blown up" a little - they're supposed to be, or these would be REALLY unhealthy relationships...

Although, the Miraxus is kinda cute...a well as the Elfever...but for cuteness, the Miraxus wins...as for humour, well everyone's sense of humour is different and all seven shorts are different! XD