Chapter 6-God Bless us, everyone!
"I AM NOT THE MAN I WAS! I AM NOT THE MAN-"
Waluigi was cut off by himself when he opened his eyes. He wasn't in a graveyard, Luigi's house, the pawn shop or even the middle of the city. He was home.
"I'm alive? I'M ALIVE! My bed sheets, their here! And my bed curtains aren't torn down, their here! I'M HERE!"
Waluigi jumped out of his bed with such energy. He was walking around his room unsure of what to do.
"I'm as merry as a school boy! I have to do something! First I must make sure everything was true."
Waluigi looked around his room to look for signs that all the things he saw were true.
"The chair that Wario sat on has an imprint on it...and it carries his smell. And the door is still opened when he came in! IT ALL HAPPENED! IT'S TRUE! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!"
He walked over to a picture of Wario.
"OH THANK YOU WARIO! THANK YOU FOR WARNING ME OF MY FAITH!"
Waluigi went over to his window. He opened it to the sound of bells and the fall of snow in the morning. He looked now at the ground to see a little Toad walking by his house.
"You there! Toad! Tell me, what is today?"
"YOU KIDDING ME?! IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY!"
Waluigi smiled from ear to ear.
"It's Christmas Day and I haven't missed it! The spirits did it all in one night! And why not?! They can do anything they want!"
"Uh...yeah sure sir. Well I got to go now. Good luck sir."
"WAIT! Could you do me a favor?"
"What kind?"
"You know the prize turkey in the shop down the road?"
"You mean the one as big as me?"
"Yes! You are clever. Go and buy it for me!"
"ARE YOU CRAZY! I HAVEN'T GOT ANY MONEY FOR MYSELF!"
"Yes I know that! But here, I'll give you some of my money to buy it. And if you come back here in less than 5 minutes I will pay you!"
Waluigi threw down a bag of coins to the Toad.
"ALRIGHT SIR! I'M ON MY WAY!"
Waluigi went and got dressed. He had a plan for him and Luigi.
"No more small dinners for that family. I'll make sure to make up for everything I done to Luigi. And I'll make sure that Baby Luigi get the best health care in the city!"
Waluigi walked out of his room to meet his house cleaning Koopa Trooper.
"KOOPA! MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
"Uh...sir have you gone mad?!"
"No my dear fellow I have never felt better in my life! I'm off to see the city! By the way, expect a pay rise!"
"Uh...okay. MERRY CHRISTMAS SIR!"

Waluigi walked out of his house and greeted everyone he went by. Everyone found it odd that he, out of all people, said Merry Christmas to everyone who walked by. But they also found it amazing. They thought he must have snapped and just rolled with it or he did something to himself to make him like Christmas. Whatever it was, everyone was happy to see him. Waluigi stopped in his tracks when he saw the man that asked for money the other day. He knew he had to make it right.
"W-W-Waluigi! Um...I don't want to bother you! I'll be on my way."
"Wait my good man. I have to tell you something."
"What is it?"
"Listen, could you forgive me for what I said yesterday? I was a fool of a man and I should have never said that. There for, I am giving you 1,000,000 coins for the poor!"
"SIR! YOU MUST BE KIDDING!"
"Oh I'm not my friend. And here is some money for yourself. Use it well. A Merry Christmas to you my good man!"
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU WALUIGI! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!"
Just then, Toad came with the prize Turkey.
"Here you are sir!"
"Great work my good man. Here is your money. I'll give you extra if you give to to Luigi just down the road."
"Yes sir! Thank you sir! Merry Christmas!"
Waluigi didn't want to show is face to Luigi just yet. He had to do something first.

It was night time. Waluigi was outside his nephew's house. He heard them playing the word game.
"Is it an ass?"
"Well...yes and no"
"OH I GOT IT! IT'S YOUR UNCLE-"
Waluigi walked in the room.
"-Waluigi."

"Yes. Yes it's me. Listen Mario. I was wondering. Could you forgive me for what I said yesterday? Also, I would like to spend Christmas Dinner with you. If that's alright with you."
The room was quiet. Mario walked over to his uncle.
"OF COURSE YOU CAN! AND I DO FORGIVE YOU! COME ON UNCLE! I like you to met Peach."
Waluigi shook the hand of his wife.
"Nice to met you at last."
"Same goes for you, Uncle in law!"
Waluigi smiled at that. He knew he had done the right thing when coming here. He wished he did this years ago. But it's better later than never. Waluigi made sure to thank is Nephew for never giving up on him. He said their for the night and thought of what he would do with Luigi.

The day after Christmas, Waluigi was still merry. He kept his word. He noticed Luigi was late.
"Hehe. I'm going to give him the shock of his life! Then I'll give him a bigger one!"
He saw Luigi running down the street. He took his merry mood off so it looked like nothing changed. Luigi walked in and tried to sneak past Waluigi, but it didn't work.
"Your late Luigi! Tell me why you are late!"
"Sorry sir, I was feeling quiet merry."
"I don't care about how you feel! I said for you to be here bright and early!"
"Yes sir you did! Please for give me."
"I can't let this go any longer. There for. THERE FOR! I'M GOING TO RAISE YOUR PAY!"
Luigi face when from scared to confused.
"WA HA HA HA! Merry Christmas Luigi!"
"Uh...sir. You alright?"
"Yes I am Luigi! I'm better than I ever was! I'm sorry for treating you so poorly for all these years. I'm making you my partner for now on! I'm changing my ways. And I'm also going to look after your family. I'll make sure your kids will be healthy!"
"Oh thank you sir! Thank you so much!"
"No need to thank me. Now you go on home and have the rest of the day off! You want to tell the wife and kids don't you!?"
"Yes sir!"
"Don't call me sir. Just call me Waluigi!"
"Ok Waluigi! Merry Christmas."

Waluigi was better than his word. He did it all, and infinitely more; and to Baby, who did not die, he was a second father. He became as good a friend, as good a master, and as good a man, as the good old city knew, or any other good old city, town, or borough, in the good world. Some people laughed to see the alteration in him, but he let them laugh, and little heeded them; for he was wise enough to know that nothing ever happened on this globe, for good, at which some people did not have their fill of laughter in the outset; and knowing that such as these would be blind anyway, he thought it quite as well that they should wrinkle up their eyes in grins, as have the malady in less attractive forms. His own heart laughed: and that was quite enough for him.

He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Baby Luigi observed, God bless Us, Every One!