Hello, everyone! I just wanted to say that this is my very first fanfiction ever so I am not sure if it will be any good or not. I have been on this shipping for a while now so I guess you could say it's my crack shipping. If any parts of the story seems like I have copied someone else's story, I did not mean to do so. I have been inspired by many stories on here and so I decided to try my hand at this type of work. Please comment and review because I am not great at grammar and I want to know your thoughts. Thanks for reading!

Hiro Mashima owns Fairy Tail and all corresponding characters. I only own the extra characters and plot.

It wasn't supposed to be this way. Everything should have gone according to the carefully thought out, perfect, mellow plan that I had in my head. Is that too much for a girl to ask for?! Lucy thought as she frowned to herself. Lucy was sitting crossed-legged on the edge of the bed with her elbows on her knees and had her cheek resting on one of her hands. She wanted to look at the stars but the moon was full so that any stars that were within a close proximity of the hovering piece of rock couldn't be seen. Oh well, the metal bars in the window blocked her view anyway.

The plan that Lucy held ever since she was a little girl should have come to fruition. It's completely modest and realistic. Really, all Lucy wanted was her storybook romance. A dashing, handsome Prince Charming who she meets by sheer accident; it's love at first sight for him and following a short period of time afterward of our initial meeting, he romanticizes her and they fall madly in love. Some evil doers present themselves and there is some immense, dramatic climax where he fights for her heart, prevails over their foes, and secures their livelihood. Finally he gallantly sweeps her off her feet and rides off with her into the sunset and they live happily ever after with 33 kids in a colossal castle on a cliff overlooking the sea. The end. End of story. No more, no less. No sequels and no pointless arguing. Completely modest and realistic. That's how it was supposed to be.

Of course, that is the wrong kind of fairy tale. Lucy happens to be involved with the other kind.

The kind that never wants to follow any of her ideal plans. Oh no, they have to go and make everything…complicated. By "they", Lucy means her friends in the Fairy Tail guild. She loves them all as her family, she really does, but a person can only take so much. Now because of them, her life has grown so complex that she is in her current predicament.

Lucy is in jail with almost all of the core members of Fairy Tail around her. The girls are in one large jail cell and the guys are in an identical jail cell directly across from theirs. Each cell is long and rectangular with three beds lining the back wall and a small barred window above each one. One more bed occupies each of the side walls to bring the grand total of the number of beds up to five. A wide metal barred door is located in the middle of the vertical bars that line the fourth wall. Lucy's sitting on the middle of one of the back beds, looking out across the hallway into the boy's jail cell at her boyfriend with an irritated and tired look on her face.

He is sitting on the one of the back beds, leaning against the wall. His arms are crossed and he has a deep scowl across his face. Anyone who didn't know him would think he looks calm and collected… but Lucy knows better. He is tense with irritation, stress, anger, ire and jealousy. If it weren't for the anti-magic seals on each of the jail cells then there would definitely be lightning crackling around his massive body. Right now he was just trying to stay calm enough to not punch all of the idiots that he was locked up with, out cold.

Lucy turns her attention to the other occupants of her jail cell. Erza was hugging her knees in the corner, sulking over the idea that Jellal doesn't like strawberry cake and, for whatever reason, she still hasn't changed out of her alien costume.

A shirtless Gajeel, who was given special permission to be allowed in the girl's cell due to him being handcuffed to Levy and his outright refusal to not be within a foot of her, is laying down one of the beds on the side spooning Levy. She, consequently, is being the "little spoon" and looks extremely embarrassed from the public showing of affection from him, the fact that she is in jail, and knowing that everyone has now seen her in the black teddy that she and Lucy went shopping for just a few weeks ago. Lily is curled up into a super fuzzy, little black ball at the bottom of their feet snoozing away.

Juvia is standing by the jail cell bars trying to convince Gray that she isn't pregnant with Lyon's love child. Lucy is positive Gray believes her but Juvia is not convinced and after two days of her continuous ranting even Lucy is getting sick of her. How could she think that he does not believe her? What man would sleep with a woman with Gray's face all over her belongings and room? Besides Lyon. Not that she did. Maybe?

Carla is trying to get the massive wad of gum out of Wendy's hair without getting anymore stuck, which is damn near impossible. Wendy is trying not to cry over how much of her hair will have to be cut out even though Lucy has told her that she'll just have Cancer fix it once they get out of jail.

Elfman has a hold on the bars yelling down the hall trying to get the guard's attention about him being a man and thus needs to be in the other cell. Even though technically, he is a woman right now. And the fact that he/she is wearing a pink floral negligee is not helping his/her case.

Finally, Cana is attempting to pick the lock on the door. She is continuously mumbling to herself about needing to get a drink and killing anyone who gets in her way. Six days of keeping her sober down the drain.

Across the hall, the boys are not faring any better. Natsu is tied up with a rope and hanging upside down from the ceiling, screeching about how he is going to kill Laxus once he gets down. Happy is directly underneath him concentrating his time and energy on calming the pink-haired dragon slayer down.

Gray is cursing the universe and all of those who reside in it while trying to get out of his feathered and lace wedding dress. Nab and Vijeeter are trying to help him but they keep getting the dress's corset strings tangled together and are just making the whole situation worse. Occasionally, Gray will yell at Natsu to shut up or insult him; only to have Natsu completely ignore him in his attempts to free himself and kill Laxus.

Damus is sitting on one of the back beds gripping onto the edge of the bed with Max and Warren on either side of him, attempting the free the wedged trophy from his head. With every pull, Damus yelps at the pain and pulls away from Max and Warren's grip. They've asked for some kind of lubricant but the guards are not very sympathetic towards an idiot that got his head stuck in a bowling trophy.

Macao and Wakaba are examining the tattoos that they so brilliantly decided to get while they were drunk several hours ago. Macao had the word 'Wakaba' in big, bold, black, cursive capital letters across his lower back. While Wakaba had the word 'Macao' written across his lower back in the exact same style letters. Lucy still can't believe her eyes. Two middle aged men that have teenage children, gossips about perverse subjects daily, and actually ran the Fairy Tail guild for 7 years literally drank like there was no tomorrow and got matching tramp stamps. Meanwhile, Romeo is passed out drunk on the bed behind the pair, snoring loud enough to give Natsu a run for his money.

Mimicking Elfman, Evergreen is yelling down the hall towards the guards about how she is a woman and deserves the decency of residing with the other females. It seems that she has also forgotten that 'she' is now a 'he' so she/he is currently in the correct cell. What is even more disturbing is how she/he is wearing one of Elfman's oversized t-shirts that oddly match the negligee that Elfman is currently wearing.

Sitting next to Laxus, Freed looks overly relaxed as he has his eyes slightly closed, a goofy smile spread across his face and spontaneously giggles at random times. His eyes slowly widen and he looks at her boyfriend, and asks "Master Thor, when are you going back Asgard?" He glares at Freed to command his silence. Freed reluctantly agrees with a sorrowful look but within two minutes he has forgotten his unspoken promise to his leader and continues to ask ridiculous questions with that goofy look on his face. It's all Bickslow's fault for getting him high but it's Laxus who is paying the price. Poor guy.

Thinking of Bickslow, Lucy glances at the other side of the room to observe the seith mage and Lucy's not sure whether she should cringe or chuckle at his situation. Wearing only his boxers, Bickslow is trying to get his possessed sex doll to stop moaning his name every ten seconds. Every time he stops the doll from moaning then she starts calling him little pet names like "baby", "sugar lips", "lover boy", and the scariest one, "honey-boo-boo-kins". Once he gets the doll to stop calling him the names she just goes back to moaning and the process starts all over again.

The last of the occupants of the boy's side of the jail is Jet and Droy. After accidently taking their own love potions they are now making out with their own reflections in mirrors that they each obtained by unknown means to herself.

Lucy returns her attention back to her own thoughts about their predicament. All in all, they are pretty screwed up at the moment. And it's only one o'clock in the morning too. There is going to be a long night ahead of them. Lucy heaves a heavy sigh just thinking about everything that is to come within the next couple of days.

Just when you have it all figured out…something always seems to come along and messes it up.

Lucy didn't plan for anything to go like this. To end up this way. But here they all are. How can so many things get so...so…well, fucked up? It didn't begin here. Oh no, not here. It all started a little over 5 months ago in her apartment. Where else would it start?

Well that's the first chapter. Was it any good? Was it bad? Please review because I really want to know your thoughts. Again, thanks for reading!