Hello Readers. I am truly sorry for the delay in releasing this chapter, as it was due to quite a few reasons. One as silly as being super addicted to Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate, while later having to suffer grief and worry over my mother's deteriorating mental condition due to anxiety. Lastly i am losing my creative touch with this story in particular, as i pretty much pushed myself into a corner with how i started this story and the direction i am attempting to drive the story in.

Again i am sorry for the unexplained wait and i bet most of you lost interest at this point and i don't blame you. As this story was a test of sorts. Please enjoy what little i am presenting today.

Glynda and Ozpin had stepped off the landed bullhead and walked toward the field of sunflowers.

"Old acquaintances? You know the women who abducted team RWBY?" Glynda questioned Ozpin.
"That is correct Glynda. Let's just say I met them before becoming the headmaster of Beacon Academy." Ozpin walked closer to the dense field of flora.
"Just a forewarning Glynda. Do not bring any harm to any flowers of any kind, especially sunflowers in her presence. Best case scenario you live with most of your limbs mutilated, Worst case scenario... well let's just hope that it does not get to that point." Ozpin warned Glynda.
"Duly noted" Glynda responded.

"Now, let's grab her undivided attention." Ozpin then, with a quick slash of his cane, cut a leaf of a sunflower.
This sudden action shocked Glynda. As Ozpin did the very thing he told her not to do.

"Sir. Have you lost your mind?! We do not know the full capabilities of the two women and you could possibly get severely injured or DIE if what you told is correct!" Glynda voiced her concern. Though she does not truly know exactly 'who' or more correctly 'what' he is.

As Yuuka was nearing the location of the disturbance, she saw one of those flying machines that the humans use for transport was still grounded and was inactive, meaning that whoever disturbed her precious sunflowers is still in the area close by.
She picked up speed and soon reached the edge of the field of sunflowers, she saw the culprits.

A tall silver haired middle-aged man dressed in a black suit/vest combo with brown pants accompanied by a middle-aged blonde woman with a monochrome suit with a black business skirt.

I charged a smaller master-spark from the tip of my umbrella and aimed for the silver haired male. Seeing as he had his back turned to me. It should be a quick death.
"Die." I fired my master-spark and the man dodged it.
He dodged it as if he had predicted it coming from the very beginning.

Only those who have witnessed my fights when I use my master spark know how to dodge it.
Or he must've got really lucky, yes, he must've got lucky.
Now that I alerted them to my presence, I might as well greet them before I turn them to a puddle of blood.

I landed just outside the edge of my field of flowers facing the two humans. The male seems to be smiling for some reason while the blonde woman is in a combat stance. Ready to fight me but the subtle trembling of her hands show uncertainty and fear for the foe in front of her. As I approached the humans, the male was first to break the silence.

"Hello Miss Kazami. It truly has been a while since our last encounter." Said Ozpin, "I was uncertain if the sudden growth of sunflowers was your doing, but it seems that sending team RWBY was a good idea after all."

"You speak as if you have met me before, explain yourself before my fists do the talking." As I threatened them the male's smile grew slightly wider while the blonde found her resolve and stopped trembling and was intensely glaring at me, thinking such a thing would falter me in any way.

"Ah, yes, where are my manners. Before that I must ask, Do you happen to know the shopkeeper of Kourindou?" I widen my eyes in slight surprise at the question. I am curious to know why this man knows the small shop I frequent for ginger tea, although I recently ceased stopping by because of the disappearance of the shopkeeper Rinnosuke Morichika.

"Why do you know something from my realm if you've never been there?" I countered with my own question.

"I know Gensoukyou because, until one point in time, I lived there." He smiled as he admitted his former residence. All remnants of my anger turned to surprise.
I'm sure that so far that Yukari and I are the only Gensoukyou residents here, but then this man spouts this nonsense about living in Genso-
Wait a minute...

"You must be Rinnosuke Morichika" I said with a smile as I pieced everything together, "Only Gensoukyou residents know how exactly to provoke my ire, all the while knowing how moronic it would be to do so." The man's smile grew as i continued while Glynda is confused why Ozpin was admitting to living someplace she never heard of and my sudden lack of aggression.

"Yes, that is correct Miss Kazami. I am sure you have some questions as to why I was brought to this realm, but I must reclaim my students and bring them back to Beacon academy. Could you please have Yukari-" Rinnosuke was interrupted by a sound of torn cloth and an upset Yukari appearing halfway out of a gap. A loud 'THUMP' noise was heard mere seconds after Yukari appeared and I craned my head look for the source and nearly snorted when I found Glynda fainted, back resting against the grass. I turned my attention back to the now visibly angry Yukari.

"Yuuka! Why did you stop the murdering so soon! I want to see blood and gore galore!" Well that was something. Apparently the methods I use to mutilate my enemies is entertaining to her, possibly as entertaining it is to me to ruin Yukari's fun in any way.

"Hello Yukari. It's great see that not much has changed about you. Anyways, could you please return team RWBY to me. Their objective here is accomplished and I would like to bring them home, hopefully before they start to lose their mind to your antics." Rinnosuke asked Yukari.

"You mean these-" Yukari creates a gap in front of her. Reaches down into it and with both arms pulls up all of team RWBY into a hug halfway out of the gap.
"cute little humans? I'm sure Ran and Chen would love t-"

"No, Yukari, I fear for their sanity if they start meeting more residents of Gensoukyou and they deserve some explanations from me as well as you two" He gestures to Yukari and I, "Now come with me to the airship. Oh and could one of you help Glynda, she seems to have fallen unconscious from witnessing Yukari being Yukari."
Yukari frowns and gently drops team RWBY onto the ground, who then scrambled away from Yukari in fear and attempted to hide behind Rinnosuke. I took the liberty of carrying the unconscious Glynda to the airship while everyone else made their way to the now opened airship's cargo bay. I caught up to Rinnosuke and walked alongside him into the airship.

"Rinnosuke, do you still have that lovely ginger tea you always make?" Rinnosuke nods. "Great. I could really use some right about now."
The airship's door closed behind us and thus we departed for Beacon Academy.

After the discussion of Rinnosuke's origins to team RWBY and that the mission was truly about discovering if I was the cause of it. He assured team RWBY to not be afraid of Yukari and I, and that they were to be working alongside me, to which they were having none of and wanted nothing to do with the 'Gap-Hag' and the 'Crazy Flower Lady' as they nicknamed us.
Really? Crazy Flower Lady was the best they could come up with? I feel insulted...

After team RWBY left, Rinnosuke gave Yukari and I the story of how he had stumbled upon some device that he procured off a deceased outsider he found in the Forest of magic, and after giving the outsider a proper burial he took the device and experimented on it and the device transported him to this realm known as Remnant. That explains his disappearance without a trace in Gensoukyou.
Anyways onto my favorite pass time other than tending plants.
Tea time.

Now finally I have some peacetime with only myself and Rinnosuke's ginger tea. I had found a room that was unoccupied not too far from Rinnosuke's office. I noticed team RWBY watching from the doorway but I paid them no mind since they are not actively provoking me and Rinnosuke's ginger tea is a higher priority.

I took a seat in a chair and table by a window overlooking the quite large courtyard that currently bristling with activity, Humans sparring and talking amongst themselves with instructors observing the sparring matches like hawks. Turning my attention back to what I came here for.

Raising the teacup to my lips, taking a deep sip of the beloved ginger tea made by Rinnosuke.

I sigh deeply with contentment. I could just mellow away my mind for hours when drinking this delicious mind numbing tea. I continued this for what felt like an eternity passing by within seconds.

I apparently failed to notice that Yukari had walked into the room and the loud commotion coming from the room she exited out of.

MEANWHILE

(BGM Scarlet Weather Rhapsody: Point and counterpoint)

Team RWBY were observing Yuuka the 'Crazy Flower Lady' from the doorway before being startled by Yukari who had walked past them and into the room where Yuuka was enjoying some tea. Hearing soft footsteps from behind them, team RWBY turned around to lay eyes on what they believed were mythological creatures casually approaching them. The young girl, who was even shorter than Ruby, walked up to RWBY excitedly.

"Hi! I'm Chen!" She said, her voice high pitched and filled with energy. "Nice to mee-" Chen's greeting was cut off by Ruby suddenly hugging her.
"SO ADORABLE!" squealed Ruby as she continued to snuggle the little nekomata. While Blake was trying to pry Ruby off of Chen, Weiss and Yang were staring at, or more accurately, envying the breasts of the nine-tailed fox woman that accompanied Chen.

"I wonder if all the women from where Yukari came from are well endowed..." Weiss said whilst sulkily rubbing her own much less endowed breasts.
While Yang walked up to Ran who was currently affixed with making sure that Chen will not be hurt, and while she was distracted, Yang grabbed Ran's ample breasts and discovered three things:
1. Ran does not wear a brassiere of any kind.
2. Her breasts are many sizes bigger than Yang's already fairly impressive bust.
3. Ran makes a unbelievably cute sound when you squeeze her breasts.

Which made Yang even more green with envy as she continued her assault.

Meanwhile Blake, having already given up on trying to rescue Chen who obviously was enjoying the attention she was receiving from Ruby's cuddling and noticed Yang making the fox woman very uncomfortable and was going to stop Yang.
As she got closer to Yang, she noticed the irresistible swaying and rustling of Ran's extremely well kept tails, which in Blake's eyes, looked just like giant heads of the alluring cattails plant. Letting instinct slowly take over, Blake leaped at Ran's extremely comfy bed of fur and grabbed as many of Ran's tails as she could and snuggled into them and delved into bliss.

Quite the predicament Yukari's shikigami's have gotten themselves into...

MEANWHILE.

"Yuuka.. Yuuka.. are you listening to me?"

"Yuuka!" 'thud' I felt what seemed to be a wash basin that was dropped onto my head.

"What?!" I responded angrily, "Can I not enjoy my tea in peace?" Jeez these people. This is why I don't like others very much, as they want to do things at a pace faster than I find acceptable and drag me along with them.

Yukari scoffed, "You were for the last two hours. That's long enough. Now you're going to be paired up with team RWBY to help your relationship with humans and educate them about Gensoukyou, whether you like it or not."

"Well, its not like I could just stop by the Hakurei Shrine and ask for tea without either scaring Reimu into fighting me or fleeing."

"That's exactly why I want you to become friends with the humans here, starting with team RWBY." What? me? becoming friendly with humans with no strings attached or shady conspiracies? that's like asking Kaguya Houraisan to become friends with Fujiwara No Mokou!

"Oh and speak of the devil, here they are." Both Yukari and I turned to the door at the other end of the room which Ran Yakumo and Chen had exploded through with Chen playing chase the little kitty with Ruby while Ran was... being assaulted and tackled to the ground by the three other members of team RWBY, looking quite disheveled with her hat that was hiding her fox ears now belonging to Blake who was still nestled in her tails while Yang and Weiss were grabbing onto Ran's bosom.

"Yu-Yu-Yukari-sama, please help me!" Ran cried out pleadingly. Hoping Yukari would stop the onslaught of sexual harassment by team RWBY.

"You seem to be having fun Ran, why would you want me to stop such a cute scene~?"
Sometimes I truly wonder if Yukari may be a closet sadist.

"Yukari-sama please hel-aahnn!" Ran moaned in forced arousal. If you did not know. An aroused horny Ran leads to weird things that, ninety percent of the time, can not be stopped and leads to many headaches for Yukari, and strangely enough, causes women who encounter Ran in this state to become gay.

Yukari knowing this, runs quickly over to Ran starts prying Weiss and Yang, having more difficulty removing the latter as the blonde brawler has a lot more gripping power than you think for a human. After having pried Yang off Ran, Yukari noticed a Blake sized figure sleeping peacefully in Ran's comfy tails while wearing Ran's hat.

"Well that's awfully cute. You're like Chen when you sleep." Yukari said softly.

Now that Yukari is off my back. I continued to drink my delicious ginger tea while Weiss and Yang sat themselves against a wall not far from me sulking from the lack of 'mature womanly' features compared to the 'sexy fox woman' as Yang put it.

"I GOT'CHA NOW!" I turned my head to witness Ruby finally capturing Chen while they both laughing like children. "I told you I would catch you if you tried to run! Now... on to the petting!" Ruby pulled Chen closer to her for easier access to Chen's head for petting.

"These humans are as weird as the youkai in Gensoukyou." I said while returning to my tea.

(BGM END)

Well... that was the end of this chapter. Reasonably longer than the last two. Would've been better without the wait, yes?

But I do have another story i am thinking of and that is simpler to direct the story and easier to carve it into my own liking. A crossover between Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate and either Familiar Of Zero or RWBY.

The Familiar Of Zero would be much easier to direct and make a entertaining start to it, but i (personally) feel that Familiar Of Zero x anything is pretty overdone by this point. The same applies to RWBY but in a different way as there could be many ways to start a crossover with RWBY, but it has to be unique to the thing being crossed with. Which is what i realized with this crossover of Touhou Project and RWBY just recently and i am disliking this story the longer it sits there with my name attached to it and the urge to redo it from scratch grows stronger by the day.

And here I am. Trying to salvage it. Rant and personal life crap aside, please tell me what you think of the story so far.

Dawinnab signing off.