Now, THIS is my crack fic... obviously. . .

So I watched Jurrasic World today... it was great! I liked it alot...

So yea, it had nothing to do with the creation of the story... heh... heh... ok?

Enjoy. I own nothing.

Issei Hyoudou was currently sitting in his large enclosure. It was like at the zoo, but much larger and it was enclosed. He was sitting on a rock, looking around said enclosure with his hands over his eyes.

"Thirty one. "Thirty two. Ready or not, here I come!" Issei yelled out, removing the hand from his eyes. He looked around and saw nothing but dense jungle and a metal ceiling. He got up from his rock and began to move into the jungle, lookinmg behind every tree. Unknown to him, five pairs of eyes were looking right at him. Reptilian eyes, gold in color. They were slitted and they were looking right at Issei. They began to move through the jungle, silently like a jungle cat, stalking their prey.

Issei quickly opened up a thick bush, on his way back to the middle as he was going in a circle. "HA!" He cried, as if he founbd them. He then frowned, going back into the middle. It was then several flashes of black, grey, and green came from all sides and he was tackled to the floor.

"AAAAAH!" Issei yelled out, a yelp from the pain of slamming into the rock. When his vision, which went kind of fuzzy after the brutal slam, he looked up and noticed that five raptors, the size of two chickens, were clinging to him with their mouths around his forearms and his ankles. They were biting down on him and it looked like an attack to kill, but if anyone paid any close attention, there was no blood or anything. It was a play attack. They were also all on his chest and stomach, holding onto his body. Issei squirmed under their attack, but they didn't dislodge from his body.

"Damnit, get off me you fatties." Issei complained. "You guys are getting too heavy!" Issei yelled, but none of his complaining removed them either. It was then he felt the ground shake and when he looked behind him, his eyes went wide. "NO NO NO NOT YOU! NO YOU ARE DEFINTLY TOO HEAVY!" Behind him was a Trex, about eight feet tall and twenty five feet in length. It's massive bellowing roar came and scared off the raptors. It was then the Trex grabbed Issei by its mouth and lifted him up. "Ok this isn't any better! Your breath stinks!" Issei complained, gagging from the smell.

The Trex snorted, obviously laughing at Issei but it also caused more stench to rise up. Issei quickly faked passing out from the smell, only for another massive shaking of the ground to appear. Issei quickly woke up and saw his Spinosaurus, come into view. It ran into the Trex and sent the Trex to the ground, only for the Trex to whine from the headbutt, though it stood up. It was then the Spinosaurus, which was ten feet tall and thirty two feet in length, picked up Issei in its massive clawed hands and roared in its face.

"GAH! YOU STINK TOO! YOU SMELL LIKE FISH AND MEAT! HE SMELLS LIKE ROTTING MEAT. DANGIT YOU BOTH STINK!" Issei complained, only to be tossed from the Spino, into the soft bushes nearby, which became a cushion. Issei groaned and stood up, only for the raptors to surround him again. "Hey no! No! Last time you did this, I slammed into the rock hard!" They continued to approach him, obviously not caring for his words. "Oh so you think because there is a bush behind me it's ok?! No its not ok! Stahp it!" Issei complained, running away from the raptors which chased him. The Rex was watching from afar, watching the boy run away from the dinosaurus. The spino was laying on it's belly, watching as well.

It was then the doors opened to the massive enclosure and two smiling faces appeared. A male and a female.

"Dear, it's time for dinner."

"Aww mom! Can't I stay and play some more!"

"Maybe after dinner. They will be here when you get back."

"Aww ok mom." Issei said, running back into the house. Issei Hyoudou was a boy of eleven, who had chocolate brown hair and chocolate eyes. He was the son of two devils from the extra demon house of Hyoudou. The Hyoudou family did not directly work with the underworld government, but they didn't exactly cut all ties either. As a member of Hyoudou, they had the power of bombs. Yes, their power was explosions. It was similar to the power of destruction that Bael had, but it was on a wider scale though less powerful of course. They were a very strong house, if only they weren't so small. The only three Hyoudous were Issei and his parents, though his mother was not a Hyoudou to begin with of course.

The Hyoudou family had a very interesting occupation though. They were scientists. To be more specific, they worked in Tokyo and the Underworld as geneticist's. In Tokyo, they were unlocking the hidden past of the human body and making stronger white blood cells, so bodies heal faster. In the underworld though, they worked selfishly. Issei Hyoudou was born a healthy baby, but due to not being in a house of the 72 pillars and especially from being an extra demon, he was often picked on and treated unfairly. As is devil culture. So, as loving parents, they turned to their work to help their son. They had secretly brought back extinct animals. More known as… Dinosaurs. Yes, they used their own work to create and bring back to life animals that lived on earth many years ago. And from a young age, Issei and the dinosaurs spent life together, so they grew up together and they formed a bond. While they were creatures of instinct and very dangerous, the two parents felt confident in leaving their son in the care of the carnivores.

Yea it's short, but I wanted to see what some reviews would be of this story... if the reviews aren't good enough... like people dont think this will do well... I will delete this fic. -

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