This is my favorite fanfiction I've ever written for Kuroko no Basuke. The last chapter is the official chapter, but I thought I would make this one for everyone who didn't like how- I won't spoil anything. Thanks for reading.

"You know, I never really thought of myself as a Miracle, honestly. Gifted, yes, special, yeah, devilishly handsome and talented, sure, but Miracle? Not so much; that is though until I woke up. Now, I don't know what else I could call myself other than a miracle."

"How about stupid?"

"Shut the fuck up!"

"Could both of you shut the fuck up? God, why in the world am I sharing a room with you all?"

"My button is broken, someone push there's. No many how many times I'm pressing it no one comes. I need something sweet before my blood sugar runs low."

"What the hell are you talking about? What blood sugar?"

"It's the only way they'll allow me to eat sweets."

"Fucking idiot."

"Hahahaha!"

"Where is that nurse, I need a new room stat."

"Will all of you just shut up for a minute?!"

The four miracles all quieted down and laid in their beds silently, staring at each other for quick seconds before staring at the wall. The leader of the bunch took a deep breath and sighed out, still not used to the feeling of being alive.

"I'm just going to say this, but Kuroko failed to kill us all. That man has no talent as an assassin. iIt couldn't have only been because he was your brother Akashi that you allowed him into our organization." Aomine said.

"It's harder than it looks to kill a miracle it seems," Akashi answered him, not even angry with his words.

"That's not entirely fair Aominecchi, we're just extremely lucky people, Miracles. I mean we all should have died, but we didn't." Kise said bouncing in his bed.

"Any good assassin would double check that their target was actually dead." Aomine said.

"Akashi-chi, where's my candy? I came back alive to you, didn't I? I'm hungry." Murasakibara complained.

"Can we all just go back to being quiet like Akashi ordered us? All of you talking is giving me a headache." Midorima groaned clutching his head.

The door opened right then and there, footsteps walking in. Everyone brightened up thinking it was the nurse, everyone about to order and voice their complaints. Their voices were caught in their throats though as they saw who it was.

"Hello everyone," Kuroko said closing the door after him.

Akashi watched with amused eyes as his miracles all scrambled for some sort of weapon, groaning and cursing out in pain as they did so. He, on the other hand, remained calmed as he laid in his bed.

"Don't worry, I'm not here to kill you all." Kuroko said looking at each of them.

"Fat chance about that!" Aomine growled, pulling the IV needle out of his arm and pointing it at Kuroko.

Kuroko shook his head lightly and walked over to Kise's bed, the blonde glaring furiously at him. He made the movements slow, leaning down and picking up the clipboard that was hanging on the end of his bed.

"Bullet wounds missed vital organs, was able to rush him to the hospital fast enough for the blood transfer. If I would have shot one inch in any direction I would have hit your lungs and you would have suffocated in your own blood. A miracle." Kuroko said putting his clipboard back.

He went for Aomine's next and read through it, Aomine ready for any sudden movements.

"You hid inside of your car that crashed through the wall, burned severely, but not dead. If it wasn't for the metal plating on such an old brand car you would have been burned to death. A miracle."

Kuroko moved along to Midorima after, "you fell off five stories and landed on the cement, but your head, astonishingly, landed on an old couch pillow that had fallen off of the sofa against the wall. You broke nearly every bone in your body, but didn't bleed out and was able to hang on until the hospital where you underwent 18 hours of extreme surgery. A miracle."

"Murasakibara," Kuroko said looking over his papers, "even more impressive than Midorima, your blood cells were actually able to fight off the poison. It spread at a quick pace, explaining your fake death, but when your metabolisms started working to get rid of all those sweets you ate it also attacked the poison cells. A miracle."

Akashi was last, Kuroko picking up his papers as he flipped through them, "shot right in the head, survived. Nothing else listed, a shot that should have killed anyone, but some lucky people survive. A miracle."

"What are you doing here Tetsuya?" Akashi asked.

Kuroko put the papers back where he found them and pulled over a chair, sitting down right in the middle of the room. "Make things right I guess; I may have overreacted just like how all of you did when I tried to leave."

Several voices complained, Akashi's voice over powered them all though.

"SHUT UP!" He yelled before taking a breath, "Tetsuya. Did you listen to a word I told you?"

"I did Akashi-nii, I'm living with my boyfriend working part time at a bookstore. We just adopted a puppy together." Kuroko told him.

Akashi smiled gently and chuckled under his breath.

"Is it that Kagami fucker? Because I have a bone to pick with him, both you and him!" Aomine yelled.

"Kagami? Was that the bitch that attempted to kill me with my own weapon?" Midorima growled.

"Wait in line everybody! I was the first to get fucked over by him, if anything I get to go first." Kise voiced.

Murasakibara didn't say anything as he kept pushing the nurse button, wanting a candy bar or sucker or anything.

"Enough." Akashi voiced, "you've come to make amends, haven't you Tetsuya?"

"Believe or not killing you five was the hardest thing I ever had to do in my entire life. I considered you all my friends." Kuroko confessed.

"Oh yeah? Because you had no problem pulling the fucking trigger!" Kise barked out.

"Or kicking me out of a window!" Midorima voiced.

"Or shooting my fucking kneecaps! I'll be lucky if I ever walk again!" Aomine said.

"Sugar," Murasakibara moaned.

"Tetsuya, this bookstore you're working at... are they hiring?"

Everyone's eyes widened as they went to Akashi, thier once great and fearless leader.

"WHAT?!"

"I'm done with the assassination business," Akashi breathed out closing his eyes, "I've had too many miracles in my life, I think I'm all out. Time to start a new life; a hard one, huh?"

"Not as hard as you think if you have someone there." Kuroko smiled lightly.

Akashi smiled back and nodded his head, turning to the side to see Murasakibara pouted.

"What do you say Murasakibara? Wanna help each other start a new life?"

"I only started killing because of you anyway Akashi-chi, wouldn't really be the same without you. As long as you feed me sweets I'm fine with doing anything."

"That's settled then, The Miracles are disbanded now. My last order as your leader though is backing off Kuroko Tetsuya, completely hands off. Any of you disobey that order and you'll find yourself full of lead and six feet underground; this time I'll make sure myself you're not breathing." Akashi said.

"What the fuck?! That is so unfair! I may be handicapped and you're fucking letting him go? And what the fuck? All I know how to do is kill?! You can't fucking do this Akashi!"

Kise sighed out loudly, "well at least I still have my beautiful face. I think with my new life I'll call back at one of those agencies I keep getting cards from and actually become a model."

"After all you've done for me Akashi, I will obey your final request. We're even Kuroko, I hope to never see you again in this lifetime." Midorima sighed out.

"And we're all just giving in like this?! What the fuck?!" Aomine started yelling.

"If anyone is still set on being an assassin, I'll set you up with a new agency no problem." Akashi said.

"Nah, I'm good. I forgive you Kuroko, sorry for trying to kill you as well. Looks like we really are even," Kise started laughing hard.

"I have no idea where my lucky gun is, no point in pursuing this career without it. That's the only weapon I'll ever use." Midorima said.

"You already know Akashi, whatever you want." Murasakibara said.

Aomine started growling and screamed out in frustration, "well fuck then! There's no point of being an assassin if I have no competition or rivals!"

"Don't worry Aominecchi, you can leach off of me until you figure out what to do." Kise giggled.

"Fuck right."

Kuroko smiled lightly as he stood up from his seat, "I was hoping you all would change your minds. Being normal... it's actually better than being an assassin. Don't really have to live your life looking over your shoulder."

The five miracles stared at him and that's when Kuroko knew it was time to leave.

"Well then, I guess I've said what I needed to said. Good luck on your lives everyone, Akashi-nii... I'll see you around soon." Kuroko nodded before heading towards the door.

It was quiet after he left for a minute before Aomine sighed out.

"You know what? Thank God Kuroko came when he did actually; thinking back I was starting to go crazy. The only one who is better than me is me, what type of bullshit was that?" Aomine asked.

"Yeah, our kills became more and more desperate. I'm pretty sure near the end all my kills didn't really deserve a death punishment. It's a good thing he stopped us." Kise said.

"He could have gone at it in a better way, we all nearly died. He nearly killed us all." Mirdorima mumbled.

"Perhaps Kuroko-chi thought that we would survive, knowing we were miracles and all. I don't know, I have low blood sugar." Murasakibara mumbled.

"I don't think he planned for us to live, I know he's happy that we all did though. I may be speaking for myself, but at the end Tetsuya did end up saving me." Akashi said.

"Yeah."

"Hmm."

"Hmpth."

"Sugar."

When Murasakibara hit that button the final time, the door opened up. His eyes widened with hope as he expected to see a nurse, but what he got instead was something worse.

"WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW ARE ALL OF YOU STILL ALIVE?!"

Akashi blinked at the new comer, noticing his vibrant red hair even darker and more brighter than his own. He didn't notice how the other four miracles all got an evil glint in their eye as they all yelled out.

"KAGAMI!"

"FUCK! KUROKO YOU DIDN'T KILL THEM! WANT ME TO FINISH THE JOB?!"

"No, we're all on good points. I may have forgotten to tell Akashi to ask them not to kill you though; Akashi?"

"Is this the boyfriend you were talking about living with? I do not approve, he looks too simple minded to take care of you Tetsuya. Do what you will Miracles."

"I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU BAKAGAMI!"

"HA! YOU CAN'T EVEN GET OUT OF YOUR BED! HOW YOU GOING TO DO THAT AOMINE?!"

Kuroko sighed, shaking his head as the once quiet hospital room turned into something else.