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Being a runt sucks. Being a narrator… why not?

/Hiccup H. Haddock III

The Basement chapter 5: Filler For Your Tummy.

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Hiccup's POV

My name is Hiccup. It might not be one of those pretty names nor one of the cool names, but the tale of Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third will become the most well known and awesome tale ever.

I just have to kill my first dragon. That's right; I said dragon. They are the pests after all.

I live on the cold island of Berk and I'm a Viking. You know, like those big idiots that run around, and drinks lots of mead and ale.

I was not born like them, big and strong. In fact, I'm the exact opposite! I am weak and smart at the same time… and I happen to think that mead and ale taste like piss.

But hey: it is still my life. I am a runt, yes, but my new invention will make up for it… when it's finished that is. I hope to get it done by the next raid.

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But a few weeks prior, a bright light enveloped the sky. It was early in the morning too, so it woke most Vikings up.

The strange phenomenon ended the second we noticed and something fell toward the forest.

A group of six went to investigate, and guess what they found; a teenage boy. But he was unconscious and had several burns as if something had burned him. One burn, in particular, was worse than the rest. It surrounded the neck and in the back there was bone showing.

Amazingly, he survived and woke up at the worst time possible. In the middle of a dragon raid, but I guess that couldn't be helped.

Now, I think that we should get to the story itself, from my point of view (POV is short for Point of view, in case you didn't know)

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"Hiccup" I repeated slowly for what felt like the thousandth time. The boy kept giving me strange glances. I suppressed a sigh.

"Gobber the Belch" Gobber said, proudly, pointing at his chest with his hook proudly.

The boy froze for a second… and his face lit up like a kid while he nodded eagerly in understanding.

"Danny," he said, pointing at himself, and then he pointed at my mentor, "Gob…ber"

"That's right! My name is Gobber!"

"Wait a second! He understands you?" I blurted out, "Why can't he understand me when I try?"

"Ha! Don't worry, lad!" Gobber said with a laugh. "Danny"

Danny looked up at the sound of his name.

"Gobber," the peg-legged man said, pointing at himself yet again, "Hiccup"

I swear I'll steal that hook of his if he keeps waving it in my face like that…

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"Wait, Dad! Why do I have to share the room with him?"

The man in question sighed tiredly.

"We don't have another place to put him as of now, and someone's got to keep an eye on him. Make yourself useful for the village for once!" he said and stomped away.

But ow, That was real cold Mr.

Though you never noticed that raspberry I blew your way!

I am sorry for keeping you waiting like this, and then coming up with this crappy chapter! I had one, ok, but… *sigh* my father accidently deleted it while writing an essay for his teacher… He studying to become a teacher, you know, and for you who don't want to study at home, listen to my father's words.

"Studying at home is like… being sick, but having something to do"

He is quite positive.

BUT, I will not be able to respond to any reviews. I am dead tired, and my family is going to one of the major cities while dragging me along… 9.20 we will depart, that's why I don't have the time.

Also, I have good news to you! The dragon forms for Danny is all written up and I will post it as soon as I can! Thanks for being with me on this, guys. I really appreciate it!