And here's the second one-shot! Oh and I think made a mistake on the habits of rabbits….

Meh. XD

Enjoy!

I do not own fire emblem.

The problems with Marrying a Taguel

Chrom paced his throne room. Frantic. Eager. Scared.

He should be other. Looking for his closest friend. However he is stuck here, chained for three months by his royal duties.

Three months….

That's how long it's been since Robin, the grandmaster tactician of the Shepard's, and Panne, the powerful Taguel and Robin's wife went missing.

The stressed king ran a shaky palm through his hair. They were only meant to be gone for twice for a small vacation in the beaches of Valm. Then those two weeks became three. Then they became four. And then they became sixteen. Sixteen weeks and five days. It was too long without his friend.

Yarne, their son, was the first to attack after the first week of their disappearance. Quickly shifting and dashing off to find them. Morgan being the calmer of the two, raced with him. Soon everyone was in on the frantic search for them. However all results are the same….

"Milord…"

Chrom swiftly turned to see Fredrick and Lissa both returning form their recent search. He looked at them, no words because the question was always the same. And so is the answer.

"We…didn't find anything…." His younger sister answered with small voice and morbid shake of her head. Frederick, feeling nothing but shame for not finding their friend looked at the ground with anger, and clenched fist.

"…" Chrom said nothing. He is lost. Not one but two of his closest friends are gone and he can do nothing but wait for his friends to bring in more bad news.

"Have you eaten anything? You really pale." His sister tried to change the subject to a lighter tone.

"Ah…right..." When was the last time he's eaten?

"Milord if you'd like I can cook you something." Fredrick spoke worried about his charge.

Chrom shook his head walking past them with a grim look. "No. Thank you but I think a glass of water might do." With a heavy heart they watched the king drag himself to the kitchen.

Chrom was starting to lose the fire he had once had. He at once thought not to worry about his friend. Why should he? Together they have beaten army after of risen and humans alike. Nothing could stand in their way when they are on the field of battle. Grima was nothing more than a bug in their path.

Apart, Robin's intellect in combat is leagues above anyone in the group. He can be everyone in chess. And when it comes to actually combat, magic and blades are just like a mind. Sharp and deadly. Panne, calm and collected, is the very meaning of survival. Forest, mountains, and army of risen, Panne can thrive in any and every place on this earth. It would make sense for anyone not to be worried about these two titans of battle and survival.

Those feelings left after two months. Now he mind was racing with thoughts worse than death.

He sighed, "I have to control myself. Maybe something came up, or maybe Valm needed him for something. Without him send a letter for three months."

He tried to cheer himself on as he walked into the kitchen, leaning on the skin. This constant worrying is killing him. It was as bad as when he first disappeared after battle with Grima. But that time he was a part of the search party instead of some figure head king dealing with annoying politics.

"I have to find him. Come hell or high water, I am joining the search party." He gripped the edge of the sink with white knuckles.

"Afternoon Chrom." Robin said as he walked past him with two cops of water in his hands.

"Afternoon Robin."

….

"BLOODY HELL!" Chrom screamed and nearly tackled his friend with a huge bear hug.

"Wha!?" Robin stumbled a little, trying to keep the water in his hands form spilling.

"Robin you crazy fool! Where have you been!?" Chrom grin nearly split his face as he took a look at Robin. Who, oddly enough looked perfectly fine. The only strange thing was he was only wearing his night pants, shirtless, with a towel around his neck.

"Um what do you mean? I been in the castle the whole time."

Robin walked out of the kitchen, with a slacked jaw Chrom.

"C-Come again?"

Chrom raced after his friend into the hallway, demanding an explanation.

"What do you mean you've been in the castle this whole time!?"

"I mean I've been in this castle. In my room."

Chrom's eye started to do that dumb twitchy thing. "You mean you've been in your room for three months…."

"Eh?" Now it was the tactician turn to look surprised. "It's been three months? Damn no worried I am tired…."

"Ok. Robin." Chrom pinched the bridge of his nose because of the headache he was receiving. "Forgive my language but that is the biggest load of horse shit! Don't you know how worried we all were about you!?"

They had searched night and day, week after week, worked themselves to the bone looking form him. And yet here he is. Looking like he had just come out of the shower.

"It was only three months Chrom. That was longer than the time I 'died'." Robin laughed a little. "You worry way too much."

'Give me back my feelings you white haired bastard!' At his point Chrom was going to make Robin really disappear for three months.

They stopped at the front of Robin's door, Chrom still fuming.

"Robin. What in the blazes have you been doing in your room for three months? And where is Panne? Don't tell me she's been here this whole time too!?"

Robin didn't look his friend in the eye, "Uh wweelll…."

Chrom's palm and face had a very nice meet and greet.

"Ugh….Why didn't you say anything…." He really didn't want to hear the answer to that. Granted he is glad his friend is alive and well but this is just completely ridiculous.

"Ok well," Robin began. "You know when Panne and I were visiting the beaches for a little vacation for two weeks?"

"Yeah?" Chrom urged him to go on.

"We did go to the beaches and everything, but on our way back Panne was feeling…odd."

"Odd how?" Chrom went back into worry mode. Was she sick?

"Umm hmmm how to explain…" Robin became nervous. Looking between his bedroom door and the window. "Do you know what season it was when we left three months ago?"

"Hm? It was the beginning of spring. But what does that have to do with anything?"

"Uh well Taguel physiology is similar to that of a rabbit's annnddd…." Robin really didn't want to say what was on the tip of his tongue.

Chorm however was getting agitated, "Damnit Robin spit it out already!"

"Um I been tending to my…'husbandly duties' I guess…" Robin gave a nervous and very crooked smile.

Chrom just looked more confused, "You wha-"

Suddenly Panne emerged form Robin's bed room, making Chrom blush like a fire spell. She was wearing nothing but Robin's coat as it hugged her beautiful curves. There was a blush on her cheeks but she did not look amused as she swayed and strutted up to her husband. Hips like a pendulum. Clutching Robin tightly form behind, her hands roaming his chest. Being a head taller than him, she bent her head down to nuzzle and growl into his neck possessively Her hips swaying back and forward in need.

"Robin, darling, what's taking you so long…." She moaned, nibbling in to Robin's next. It seems she hasn't noticed Chrom. Or cares.

"Ah sorry dear. I'll be there in a moment." Surprisingly Robin only blushed as he wife continued to lightly fondle and paly with his body. Chrom was surprised Robin could hold the water.

"Hrrmmm…." She grumbled nuzzling and cuddling with her husband impatiently. Practically dragging him to their room.

And that's when it hit Chrom. Rabbits. Spring.

Panne is in heat.

"Yeah sorry Chrom." Robin looked apologetic, which is rather hard when your wife is kissing your neck, and pulling you into your bedroom. "Taguel heat cycles last until early summer. I'll see you in another week." With that husband and wife disappeared in their room. Leaving Chrom slack jawed and red.

"Chrom!"

"Milord!"

Lissa and Fredrick came running down the hall to the shocked Chrom.

"We heard you yelling! Is it true? Is Robin here!?" Lissa jumped up and down in pure excitement at the thought.

"Uh well yes and no…" Chrom just couldn't find the right words. He only gestured to the door. "I uh wouldn't suggest opening it."

The two raised an eyebrow at the odd suggestion, but decided to just put their ears to the door. The blood swiftly rushed to their faces at what they heard.

"Now. Where were we?" It was Robin's voice that spoke through the door in a low and husky voice.

"Hmm…" That sweet moan was form Panne. "I believe the evil farmer was teaching the naughty rabbit how to properly eat a carrot…"

"Ah yes. I caught sneaking through my fields you poor creature. Now how should I punish you…?" His voice became dark as there was a rustling of bed sheets.

There was another moan form Panne, as she spoke in a teasing whisper. "Oh promise you'll be gentle?"

"Heh heh, only if you beg." Robin laughed darkly.

Panned chuckled lightly, her arousal flowing form her words.

"Then I won't beg…"

"Oh my…" Fredrick had no other words to describe what was going on.

"…." Lissa could only listen to with a massive blush on her cheeks.

"Oh Farther there you are!" It was at that time that Lunica decided to walk down the hall to greet her family.

"Ahh!?" They all jumped in surprise at the young woman who looked gave them a questionable gaze.

"What are you all doing here?" Then her eyes suddenly lit up. "Have you found Robin and Panne!?"

Lissa gave a blush and glance at the wall, "Kind of…"

Lunica became ecstatic. The man is like an uncle to her, she was truly disgruntled when she heard he was missing. "Really!? Let me see them!"

She was about to rushed the door when they jumped in front of her. Waving their arms franticly to stop her.

"Ahhh nononononon!" Chorm shouted, terrified of what his daughter may see. "You CANNOT see them!"

"Ah yes they are um very busy at the moment." Fredrick tried to sound as coy as possible.

"Their busy? Busy doing what" She asked.

Chrom tried to find the right words to say what he friend is doing at the moment. "He's uh well-"

"He's tending to her garden!" Lissa, however beat him to it.

"Lissa!"

"Milady!"

Both Fredrick and Chrom scolded her.

"What? I am not lying am I?"

Lunica however just titled her head at the situation.

Fun fact: Rabbits don't go into heat. They constantly ovulating, or constantly in heat. So yeah. Panne's always horny.

The more you know.

So what did ya think? Good? Bad? Or just plain nuts?

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Also since E3 and an anime convention is coming up I won't be working much on my stories for about two weeks. I will be waiting for the release dates for Persona 5 and Xenoblade Chronicles X release dates so I can per-Order them like mad man.

Later!