Okay. Yeah. Another drabble series.

Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail.

It is a curious fact that the second oldest known text to have survived the tumultuous age of two hundred years ago is a fictional novel known as Searching For The Clock by renowned author of the time period, Lucy Heartfilia. By no means the only work of the Celestial Mage, this particular copy is the only surviving first edition on record.

Not as quite as famous is the collection of reports discovered deep within the archives of the Fairy Tail Guild. From the same time period, some of the reports within predate Searching For The Clock. However, this work is not nearly so well known, despite being the elder of the two texts.

What you hold in your hands is a reproduction of the original, as the text is too fragile due to its age to be handled in its present state. It is amazing that it survived as long as it did, given the stories that persist from that era.

The Archaeological Society of Fiore presents to you:

The Complaint Department of the Fioran Branch of the Magic Council

Collection of Reports Filed Against the Various Magical Guilds Registered With the Fioran Branch

I am insane.