The Next Day

Ichigo was still sleeping and Orihime, Rangiku and Gin were awake. Rangiku was just coming from the bathroom and her towel fell the same time as Orihime came through the door and when Ichigo opened his eyes. "Rangiku your...um..." Orihime said while picking up her towel. "What the hell?!" Ichigo said while peeking through his hands. "Mmm nice," Gin said while covering his boner. "Well I should get headed to the shower," Gin said while walking to the bathroom with his dick popping up. "Um..." Was all Orihime could say. Rangiku just licked her lips, "Expensive."

"Hanataro did you had any sleep last night? You have been up on your phone texting like Mizuiro whole night." Shuhei asked. "I'm perfectly energized for the day," Hanataro said looking normal. "Woah is that a pregnancy pill?" Keigo asked. "What the hell. Didn't he just mentioned to you that it's an energy pill?" Izuru asked. "You do have a point." Mizuiro said while texting his hoe on his phone. "Do you ever take a break from your phone?" Shuhei asked. "Nope not at all," Mizuiro said. "Hey open up the window!" Renji called.

At School

It was almost 2nd period which was English. "So Moby Dick was famous for his porn stories and pictures that he painted. Back to the topic, what's 9 + 10?," The teacher asked. "I know that, It's 21" Renji answered. "Is that a hollow?" Izuru asked. "No there's more," Toshiro said. "Everyone let's go. Make sure we meet back here," Toshiro ordered. "Rukia stay here in case anything happens," Toshiro said while coming out of his Gegai. "Good luck Rukia, I pray for your soul and your vagina," Renji wished her luck. "Renji don't say that here! Anyways don't let your cum get watery," Rukia told him before he left. "Erhem," The teacher said trying to get Rukia's attention while everyone watched her.

The Urahara Shop

"Is that Kisuke's shop?" Izuru asked. "Yeah let's go," Renji said. Kisuke was already outside waiting because he sensed their presence. "Well hello there Renji, Izuru nice to see you," He greeted them. "It looks like you two need to practice some more here are some sticks," Kisuke said while he threw two sticks at them. Renji and Izuru were training under the shop.

Ten Minutes Later

"Can I sit here?" Izuru asked. "Whatever," Renji replied. "I don't know what to say. You really let me had it," Izuru said. "Yeah sorry about that," Renji apologized."You just keep pounding me with no regret," Izuru stated. "Uh..." Was Renji's responce. "Seriously I don't think I've ever been pounded so hard in my life," Izuru continued. "Right," Renji said confused. "Yup, you just kept cumming with your big long hard-" Izuru was cut off by Renji, "Dude I don't swing that way,". "Swing what way?" Izuru asked.

At School

"Gin what are you doing here!?" Ichigo asked. "I'm just taking a walk. What's wrong with that?," He answered. "Woah is that our new teacher?" A boy asked. "Shut up bitch and get ya ass straight outta school," Gin told the boy. Rangiku went to Gin and started making out with him. "Why does he have to steal my fame and glory?" Keigo asked. "It's because no one notice you," Mizuiro answered while texting on his phone. "Lets go to the bathroom," Rangiku said.

All of a sudden music started playing. "Get condoms and some lube were gonna rape your child hood." "Um...Is that Hanataro?" Orihime asked. "Yeah," Uryu replied. Hanataro walked into the class with his swag and his hoes popping at the side of him. "Say, Shihei I wonder what Rangiku would think if that was you?" Izuru asked."She'd praise my manliness," Shuhei replied.

In The Toilet

Rangiku and Gin were in the toilet kissing and making out. "Did you heard that?" Rangiku asked. "Ignore him my sweet Rangiku," Gin said ignoring the man who was knocking on the door. "Hello if anyone is in here I really need to use the toilet because the other stalls are dirty," The man said. "Rangiku and Gin ignored him. "Open the fucking door!" The man shouted. "No. Were fucking in here so go find another bathroom to use," Gin told the man. "Come on man I have a hot shit loaded!"

The man shouted. "Eww. Go shit in a bag," Rangiku told him. "I'm going to tell the teacher," He said while walking away from the door. "Go ahead I'll just have to tell your girlfriend that your cheating on her," Rangiku stopped him. "N.o... Please don't. I will not tell," The boy said and ran away.

Lunch Time

"Have you guys ever heard about sex while camping?" Keigo asked. "Uh...no," Shuhei answered. "I think I have tried that before," Hanataro replied and everyone else just stared."I heard it's in tents," Keigo laughed. "Wait. Intense or In Tents?" Momo asked. "Nevermind them Momo," Toshiro told her. "Hey Rukia I think we should try that," Renji told her and she blushed.

"Keigo tell us a story," Ichigo said. "The story when you stick it in her on her period or the one where you only put the tip in?" Keigo asked. "I rather do it live," Renji said. "Eww disgustine pervert Renji!" Ichigo shouted. "Well It's not disgusting if you did that to Orihime already," Yumichika stated. "Uh..." Ichigo said as he blushed.

"Could you change the conversation this has nothing to do with our mission," Toshiro demanded. "It's not like you didn't have sex with Momo at the party Saturday night or anything oops," Gin said. Everyone just stared at them with widen eyes. Momo and Toshiro blushed. "Uh.. Hey my sister Karin is coming over tonight to drop a few things so at that time you should hang out with her," Ichigo told Toshiro. "Oh yeah that's true considering that she thinks your a middle schooler now," Rangiku agreed. "Does Shiro have another girl?" Momo thought to herself.

Rukia kissed Renji on the lips. "Eww what the hell!" Ichigo shouted. Uryu pushed his glasses up to his face and looked away. Chad was on his phone texting Melissa and everyone else was not paying attention to the scene. "Ichigo don't be so uptight it's not like you ever kissed Orihime in public," Rukia said and Ichigo and Orihime blushed. "How am I not so lucky to have miss boobalicious queen! Why does he have to get everything!" Keigo quarrelled to himself reffering to Gin.

After School (The House)

"Yo Ichigo!" Karin called. "Yeah I'm here. Come on in," Ichigo said while opening the door. Ichigo greeted his sister to his friends. "Hey Toshiro I didn't know a little boy like you are in college," Karin pat him on the back. Momo was sitting in the chair opposite just watching scilently. "How many times do I have to tell you. I'm not a kid!" Toshiro shouted at her. "It looks like someone is getting cranky," Ikkaku said while sipping tea.

"Ohh uhh more baby fuck me out ohh," Everyone heard a moaned coming from upstairs. "What the fuck?" Was the expression on everyone's face. "That sounds like the girl from your class," Rangiku told Orihime. Everyone rushed upstairs and saw Hanataro fucking the shit out of Mizuki. "Aww come on I was sleeping there," Izuru said. "What the fuck are you all looking at? Are you jealous you can't make a man nut at two strokes?" Mizuki asked. Hanataro gave them a thumbs up. "I'm going outside," Karin said.

"What the fuck ya doing bitch?" Grimmjow came out of no where. "Man you gotta learn to stop popping out of no where," Ichigo told him. "Could you put a lock between your legs I was trying to sleep," Nel told Mizuki and everyone watched. "Who are you, you fucking bollistic bitch?" Mizuki asked. "Mizuki what happen to the father and son who you fucked?" Nel asked. "The man who you sell pussy to vagrant." Mizuki replied.

"The old man and he never give you no money," Nel answered. "You shouldn't talk because it's my pussy nobody ever talk bout," Mizuki said."You should remember my face from the time I saw you went to the doctor and went to take the tampon that was lost in your hole and for one week straight your hole was stinking out and you didn't went to school. Remember that your hole was stink out!" Nel shouted at Mizuki.

"Daaaamn," Everyone who was in the room said in surprised. "That's why she is my hoe," Hanataro complimented her. "Bitch please the last time I remembered seeing you was at the strip club last night looking for pussy to suck!" Mizuki shouted. "For ya fass information she was giving me a hella good lap dance," Grimmjow told her. "Just shut the fuck up no one was talking to you!" She shouted at Grimmjow. "Shut up ya dick sucker mother fucker!" Grimmjow shouted.

Outside

"Excuse me Karin but what is your relationshio with Shiro?" Momo asked. "It's not like were together and besides that's none of your business," Karin replied. "AHHH OH MY GOD SHIRO IS CHEATING ON ME!" Momo screamed. "Geeze Momo not everything has to be about you," Karin said. "Damnit Karin. Can't you see I'm not having the greatest time right now. Ugh YOUR SUCH AN INSENSITIVE JERK!" Momo shouted while taking out her zanpakuto. "Yeah. Well your a cunt!" Karin kicked her in the face. "My god," Toshiro said in shocked. Momo was fighting Karin for Toshiro although Karin and Toshiro is not in a relationship.

Gin came outside licking the icening from his fingers. "Is that my cake?!" Toshiro asked Gin. "So what if it was?" Gin replied. "I told you, I told you if you ate my cake I'll kill you," Toshiro's spiritual pressure rose. "You know what, It was delicious," Gin complimented. "Maybe you should just apologize captain?" Izuru suggested. "But where's the fun in that?" Gin asked. "That was my cake and you took it away from me. Unforgivable!," Toshiro pointed his zanpakuto. He started to fight Gin.

"Well well well if I never known you were so attached to your sweets I wouldn't of, no wait I still would have eaten it," Gin said. "Your finished now," Toshiro used his Shekai. "Shoot to kill Shinzo," Gin used his Shekai. "Uh," Rangiku stopped Gin. "Hm?" Gin wondered why Rangiku was there. "Rangiku," Toshiro called. "Please tell me you didn't use your zanpakuto over a cake," Rangiku said. Gin and Toshiro just stared at her. "Please end to this stupidity now," She ordered. "Fine. But I'm not apologizing," Gin said while putting away his zanpakuto. "You bastard," Toshiro said. "And why is Momo's unconcious body lying here?" Rangiku asked.

One Hour Later

There was a knock on the door. "Yo dickless go see who's knocking," Renji told Ichigo. "What! I'm not fucking... I have a... I umm. I'll just get the door," Ichigo said while walking towards the door. "You should not judge a person on how their body parts look Renji," Orihime said. "Oh come on Orihime it's not like Ichigo is any better than Renji," Rukia said. "Just shut up okay! At least Ichigo doesn't have any rinkles on his penis!...I'm sorry" Orihime bursted out covering her mouth. "Ouchy that must have hurt," Gin smiled.

"And I win!" Kisuke said walking through the door. "Come on change the topic," Toshiro said while stroking Momo's hair from her face. "Well it looks like Ichigo is starting to loosen up a little," Yoruichi complimented. "Iya..." Ichigo said while Orhime blushed. "Alright so here is the information you needed. "Wait. Where did you get this from?" Toshiro asked. "Isn't that a shocker. You didn't even know," Gin said while twirling the ends of Rangiku's hair. "I sen't Izuru to ask Kisuke for the information," Gin said.

"Rukia wanna go on an adventure tonight?" Renji asked her. "How many times do I have to tell you to stop saying those things around them," Rukia whispered to Renji and hit an elbow in his balls. "Uh will you excuse me," Renji said while going to the toilet. "Hmm that Renji is something else," Kisuke said.

"Kisuke do you know who Mizuki is?" Nel asked. "I'm pretty sure that's the girl whose Land-Lord kicked her out of the house where she lived," Kisuke that Hanataro ran out of the house. "Wait Hanataro!" Ichigo shouted. "Well that sure was ugly," Yumichika said. "What's gotten into him?" Kisuke asked.

"Mizuki and Nel got into an argument," Uryu said. "Did you record it?" Yoruichi whispered. "Hey dark n beautiful I recorded it," Keigo said and collected a kick in his face. "Thanks. Let's go Kisuke," Yoruichi said while the both of them left to watch the tape. "I think we should look for Hanataro," Orihime said.

Outside

"Everyone let's split up," Toshiro said while he started to look for Hanataro. "I think he'd be at that girl's house," Ikkaku said. "I have no idea where she lives," Yumichika said. "Shuhei you look left and I'll look right," Yumichika said. Shuhei went and he saw Hanataro outside of a house talking to Mizuki. "Ahh it looks like I found him," Shuhei said in his mind.

"Oh, what do you want?" Hanataro asked. "You have to come with me now we are getting ready to head back to the Soul Society," Shuhei said. "No way I belong to Mizuki and I'll never leave my best hoe," Hanataro said. "Look here's the deal. If you come with me you can bring your... Mizuki," Shuhei exchanged. "Alright that's a deal. Mizuki pack your bag," Hanataro ordered. "Geeze I never knew he was so hung up on this girl," Shuhei thoughted.

Flashback

Shuhei was about to walk into the room when he heard Hanataro, "Alright Mizuki get on your knees you will feel pain." "Anything for you sexy," Mizuki answered. "No pun intended but your throat will be hurting," Hanataro said. "It won't hurt, after all it's your cum that will be going there," Mizuki said.

End Of Flashback

"Well that was strange," Shuhei thought. "Let's go Mizuki," Hanataro said. "Will I be staying in your room?" She asked. "Yea I guess so," Hanataro answered. Five minutes later they were at the Senkaimon. "What too you so long?" Rangiku asked. "Hanataro said he is coming if we allowed his girl to come," Shuhei said. "Well since she could see us sure why not?" Toshiro asked. The soul reapers went back to the Soul Society.

"I'm tired," Orihime yawned. "Yeah we should get going," Ichigo picked up Orihime and started to head to the house. "So did you find him?" Tatsuki asked. "Yeah it looks like Mizuki is going with them after all," Ichigo said. "Woah Rukia just changed her twitter picture," Keigo said smiling. "What the hell!" Uryu said. "Alright. I'm going to visit Melissa tomorrow," Chad said and everyone watched.

~END OF STORY~