Disclaimer: I do not own Dragon Age. I only own the kittens.

"So I've been thinking," Anders says, holding a fluffy, grey and white kitten. "I'm going to name this one Lady Fluffykins."

"Lady Fluffiykins?" Hawke asks with a look of distaste on her face. "Why would you want to name her that?"

"Uh, because she's fluffy, of course." He answers.

"That's a terrible name." She says.

"It is not!" Anders replies. "I think it's cute."

"Fine." Hawke says as she bends down and picks up the little black kitten clawing at her leg. "But I get to name this one."

"Fair enough." Anders says. "So what are you going to call him."

"Hmm." She thinks for a moment and then says, "I'm going to call him Shadow."

"Okay, I guess." Anders says. "What about this brown one? What should we name him?"

"How about Murphy?" Hawke asks.

"Murphy? No." Anders says. "He just doesn't look like a Murphy."

"Well, you got a better one?" She asks.

"Yes. I say we name him Mr. Whiskers." He answers.

"Why can't you just give them normal names?" She asks.

"Hey," he says, "I don't complain about the names you pick!"

"Fine." Hawke sighs in defeat, knowing she can never stop Anders from thinking of stupid names."Then I'll just name the grey, striped one Murphy."

"If we have to." Anders tells her. "And what about the calico one?"

"Well," Hawke says, "I say we call her Patches, because she has patches of different colors"

"You're right." Anders says. "She does."

"Now that just leaves the orange." Hawke says. "What do you want to call her?"

"Hmm, let me think." He says. "I know! I'll name her Princess Kiki."

"Well, that one's not so bad." She says.

"Good. Then they've all got names now." Anders say. "You know I heard the lady in in Lowtown is giving away kittens."

"No, Anders!" Hawke exclaims. "No more kittens!"