This chapter started when I removed some scenes from the story. Then I add something that's like not even relating into anything. And then it went off into something so ridiculous and stupid, I end up rolling on the floor laughing.

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Chapter 21
Secret Scenes!

"So you asked my permission for me to appear in one of your stories briefly, yet again?" a half-cat half-human being with tawny and cream fur asked amusedly the man wearing narrow glasses before him. The man was looking sheepish.

The man, despite with his facial features and his goat-beard, is still very young; barely reaching the age of twenty. Despite that, he still treated like an adult, an adult that is way too old for his liking.

"I'm sorry for bothering you about this Baron, but could you?" the young man asked once more, more softly at the person he admired since he was a child.

Baron shook his head good-naturedly at the young man. Haru came and served the young man Baron's personal blend of tea, to which he gladly accepted and sipped delightfully.

"You know you don't have to ask anymore right?" Baron said as he placed his fist under his chin, smiling at the young man.

"I know, I know," the young man chuckled. "But I feel like I'm violating your authority. In my world, you belong to someone else. Well, you're a fictional character belong to a Japanese film industry in my world. A-anyway, even in this world, you belong to her"

The young man gestured at Haru, who blushed happily under her fur. Baron chuckled before replying to him.

"Alright then," Baron said. "You have my permission," he answered, causing the young man to beam widely at him.

"Thank you, Baron. I would've hugged you but I need to find RJ Ralph and Commander. They've gone missing as soon as they left my sight. I'll send you the script later," the young man said as he finishing his tea before taking his leave. "See you later, Baron, Haru!"

The engaged couple waved at him goodbye as he exited the bureau. They stayed silent for a moment, feeling content and savoring each other's presence. An extra company is welcoming, but there are times where they prefer to be alone.

"Do you think you'll appear briefly?" Haru asked her fiancé. Baron chuckled amusedly.

"I doubt it"

SECRETS

"Lights?"

"On!"

"Cameras?"

"Rollin'!"

"Okay, time for action! Where's RJ Ralph?" the director, the same young man, asked as he looked around for the giant seven foot figure. "RJ? Ralph? Where is that giant of an alien?" he asked, annoyed that RJ Ralph is missing, again.

"Uhmm… Director…" one of the cameramen said, gaining his attention. The cameraman pointed to a certain direction. The director looked at where he was pointing and slapped a hand over his face.

"He drank chocolate, again! And this story is delaying more valuable moments!" the director yelled annoyingly.

On the ground, a distant away, was none other than RJ Ralph himself. He was facing down on the ground, his face buried in the dirt. To his right was a spilled drink that was colored brown, signaling it was chocolate drink.

Despite all of these, he managed to hold up a sign that said:

Worth It
:P

SECRETS

Standing up from her bed, she dressed up into proper clothes and exited her home, telling her parents she'll be out for a moment. Since she was a Vampire, she could run for a long duration and at high speed. She arrived at the edge of a protected forest seconds later.

She entered the forest, following an invisible path that led the way she was looking for. The place Astrid was heading was very hard to reach by foot but she will not give up. She climbed up the side of a cliff with only a minor difficulty. Once she was at the top, she expected she would've arrived.

"Why am I in London?"

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"Where the hell did Astrid ran of to?"

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"Take three hundred five thousand nine hundred and forty seven. Lights, cameras, kittens, ACTION!"

"See? He's nothing but- WOW!"

A black blur was seen and Hackett was pinned down on the ground by the Black Panther. With his Hunter strength, Hackett pushed the feline off of him and stood up before sprinting away. The Black Panther gave a chase.

"Oh my goodness!"

"Dear Lord Baron!"

"He's going to die!"

"We need to help him!"

"He will loose his other leg!"

"I can't have grandbabies with green eyes anymore!"

"I can't have grandbabies with green eyes anymore!"

"That's my line!"

"I can't remarry anymore!"

"Me too!"

"I'm loosing my darling!"

"Yes! I can keep my wife!"

"CUT! Hoffersons! For the last three hundred five thousand nine hundred and forty six times, follow the scripts that- Ah, screw it! I'm putting that in anyway!"

SECRETS

'So this is how I'm going die,' Vincent thought as the four Vampires about to finish him. He gazed up at the cloudless sky above him and into the shining full moon. He was about to accept the fate when he spotted something.

Vincent saw a small black speck in the middle of the full moon and it seemed to be getting bigger each second. Vincent noticed that the speck was somewhat glowing. Once the speck was close enough his eyes widened, expecting that it was a person.

But it isn't.

"Why is there a firefly around here?"

"CUT! Roll again! And catch that firefly, would you?"

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"You and your- Comparing my words with you guys earlier, mine is actually smarter!" despite his yell, his words fell to deaf ears as the Hoffersons continue to panic.

"There's a bit of- Are you guys going to help him, or just trying to help him by watching?" RJ continued yelling inrediculous at the panicking Hoffersons. "Earlier you said you're going to help him, yet here you guys are standing at the sideline watching him run- Can you please put away the popcorns?"

RJ slapped a hand over his face, suddenly losing his appetite to eat the bread in his hand while the Hoffersons continue panicking.

"I give up. I had enough with the Hoffersons"

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"Cut! That's great, RJ. But you need to fall harder"

"Alright, hold on for a moment. Let me heal up before I fall again," RJ muttered from his position, which is face down on the ground after falling thousands of feet above the ground.

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The mysterious person stood tall and gazed down at Vincent, making him gasped in shock and eyes widened when the glowing weaponries illuminated the eyes.

'Those eyes,' Vincent thought as his brown eyes locked with the green eyes.

Those slit glowing emerald green forest eyes.

'Those are Hunter's eyes,' Vincent whispered in his thought, bewildered and afraid.

Alas, Vincent couldn't keep a straight face and exploded in a round of laughter.

"Stop crossing your eyes Hiccup!"

"Cut! Hackett, can you not?"

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But Scotty's magical power had suddenly interrupted when a bright beam of light flashed into his eyes, blinding him and cut off his power. Everyone regained their bodies back and sighed in relief. Something grabbed their attention.

The lights in the living room were mysteriously swaying. Windows were mysteriously emitting lights from no source. The double door to the living room swung open, revealing a person but the blinding light behind him made it hard to know who the person is.

Who ever he was, he slowly made his way to the middle of the room, the lights from every source beamed at him, making a more dramatic scene.

But the only thing everyone sees is blinding white light that burns their eyes.

"Baron! Too much lights!"

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"Cut! You need to fall harder, RJ. That wasn't hard enough"

"That's not what she said," RJ wheezed as he stood up, straightening his spine during the process. "Alright, let me call the Army Wingers, again!"

SECRETS

"Where are we going?" Hackett asked as he put on his jacket and adjusted his prosthetic leg a bit before he followed her out.

"It's a surprise," she said it yet again. Hackett sighed, knowing that no hints will be given like she said earlier.

"Can Toothless come?" at the mention of the name, the Black Panther came to their sights. He came running toward Hackett and gave him a face full of feline saliva. Hackett yowled a bit in pain because the tongue was as rough as sandpaper.

"Sure," Astrid confirmed and readied herself to make a run to the destination. She looked back at the young Hunter. He climbed onto Toothless' back and held on for dear life. Once everyone was ready, they ran.

They arrived at the outskirt of a forest, a familiar forest. But someone is missing.

"Hiccup? HICCUP!?"

"Cut! Send a search party for the boy!"

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"How the heck did I end up in Madagascar?"

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"Are you actually going to put this in the scene?" RJ grunted as he popped his bones back into place after thousands of times falling down from the sky. The Director looked sheepish.

"Well, you didn't actually going to appear falling in the scene. Just a mentioning of you falling"

"WASTE OF TIME!"

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Astrid wasn't even thinking that time. She was soaked wet as she sprinted towards Hackett and pushed him away from the incoming van, making both of them escaped from getting hit.

Her eyes were shut tight as she held Hackett close. Her head was pressed onto his chest as his breaths were short. She tightened her embrace for reassurance, ignoring the raining.

Hackett were stunned when he gazed at the upcoming van but suddenly surprised when Astrid pushed him away with a tremendous amount of speed and force. He shut his eyes tight as he held Astrid close, feared for his and her life. When he opened his eyes, he realized something.

"Astrid?" he spoke, bewildered. Astrid tightened her embrace a bit before she looked up to his face. She sighed in relief when she knew he was alive and well, but she was confused on why he looked so bewildered.

"What?" she asked. When he didn't look at her direction, she turned around to look at what he was looking. She froze in horror.

"Why is there a dancing unicorn?"

"Can someone please strain that magical horse?!"

SECRETS

Ruffnut and the others quickly bought their tickets and went to their specific seat. Fishlegs managed to buy five XL cups of popcorns.

"Sorry, we ran out of popcorns," the girl behind the counter said to the customers that were asking for one. She sweatdropped as she gave them a nervous smile. "A fat boy had took them all"

"Did Fred misunderstand what I mean by one cup of popcorns?"

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"Alright, let's move on to the next act. Where're Hackett and Astrid?"

The couple seemed to be missing from the set. Everyone wasn't answering his question, though. They mysteriously and uncomfortably stayed silent.

"Where are those two?"

"U-Uhmmm," one of the audio managers stammered. "T-they're a bit busy…" he swallowed hard. "…on the bed"

"Oh my- SERIOUSLY!? IN THIS KIND OF TIME!?"

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"What… Excuse me… Y-you mean…? Those aren't actually props? They're… Okay… Yeah, okay… I'll try and tell them anyway," the Director clicked off his phone after he was done speaking with the other person on the line.

"RUFFNUT! TUFFNUT! GET BACK HERE WITH THOSE DYNAMITES!"

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"Astrid?" he spoke with tremor in his tone. "Do you remember about that woman eight years ago?" Vincent asked, looking straight ahead, not making eye contact.

Astrid suddenly saddened, fully aware who he meant. She clearly remembered about the event eight years ago; she was there.

"Yes, I know about her; I was there remember?" Astrid replied back. Now, her father locked his eyes with her. He was swallowing hard before he spoke with tremor in his tone.

"Do you remember her name?" he asked with fear.

"Yeah, it's… it's uh… V… Va… Vanadium Haddock? Damn it, LINE!"

"Cut! Give her the script, again!"

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After dinner, the whole family had a big conversation with each other. Hackett and Astrid were talking with Astrid's siblings and in-laws. Gerard and Vincent were laughing boomingly over the topic were talking about.

"AND THEN HE DO THAT AND THEN THAT GUY DO THIS WHILE I DO THAT THING AND THE THIRD GUY DO THIS THING! YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPEN?"

"DON'T TELL ME; HE DO THE OTHER THING, RIGHT!?"

"YES! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA"

"HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

"I myself serious don't know what they are talking about. They stopped following the script ages ago"

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The three-piece band – with one touring member – went to their specific instruments already prepared for them. They sound checked their instruments, tuning them for a bit before making a small announcement to the crowds.

"Hello everyone… Uhm… We are…" the lead singer started awkwardly with his native accent, clearly not used to public speech. At the same time, while her ears opened widely in anticipation, Astrid's slowly mind started to wander off somewhere, mainly centering on the young man beside her.

"It's so nice to be here… in Berk… for the charity event"

"Did you give them their scripts?" one of the cameramen whispered to the director, surprised seeing the band here.

"Frankly, they do not appear in the script at all and I did not know that they would be here, but I'm putting it in the story anyway"

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"No, no… grip it a little higher, my son"

"L-like… this, mom?"

"No, Hiccup. You have to have a good grip on the length. Wrap your entire hands around it"

"Like this?"

Hmm… a bit better. Now slide your hands up the shaft a little"

"O-oh!"

"You're acting like you've never done this before, Hiccup. I know you have"

"It's just… I'm better with the balls, mom"

"I know; it's a little different. But you'll have to try. If you grip it higher, you can have more control over it"

"I see!"

"Right. Now slide your hands up a little more… not too fast! It'll come out. Slowly… There! That's good!"

"You're better at this than me, mom"

"That's because we practice differently. There's no reason you can't get better at it; you just need to practice more"

"Like now?"

"Yes. I'm showing you this now so you don't get hurt during the real thing"

"Okay"

"Alright. Let's grab the balls and try it out"

"We serious need to put this out from the context," one of the cameramen whispered to the director, barely keeping his mirth. He isn't the only one, though; almost everyone on the set nearly burst in laughter.

"I am totally agreeing with you," the director agreed, hiding his grin under his palm, also barely able to keep his mirth to himself. "Give me the script," he ordered another crew member, who was laughing so hard it is inaudible.

It took a while for the director to receive the script. He read the script to know what happen next.

The ten year old Hackett and his mother found themselves in a sticky situation when the young lad didn't properly follow the instructions by his mother. He moved his hands too fast on the shaft…

"C-CU-CUT!"