CoLu Week

Day Seven: Journey

Cobra was disgusted. Totally and completely disgusted.

Lucy was amused. Too amused in his words. Because really, the sight was just too much. He swore to Mavis that he was going to vomit -and that in itself was something considering his magic- yet, he couldn't look away. But he wanted to, he really wanted to. He wished that his other eye had been ripped out too, just so he would have to watch it. Though with the thoughts running around the room and into his ears, he doubted being blind would help at all.

Lucy watched with rapt attention, eyes glittering, smile wide and shoulders shaking in an effort to keep her loud laughs at bay. It was really to fucking funny. In all her time at the guild, in all the years she had been subjected to their crazy schemes and guild-wide brawls, never before has she been so full of mirth. She had never been so glad to be up so late at night, not once. Instead of going home and relaxing her in comfy bed, and her husbands arms, she got to see this. Mavis she was giddy at the moment.

"How do they... Never mind! I don't want to fucking know!" Cobra yelled, cheeks puffing out and eye screwing shut. He hear his mate laugh at his pain and instead of glaring at her, he whimpered. Fucking whimpered. The rest of Crime Sorciere, who were all seated at the table with them, said a word about the sound coming from the usual hard-ass Slayer. They were all a little too caught up in either laughing or trying, in vain, to not pay attention to the spectacle.

Up on the stage, which Cobra wanted to destroy, was Gajeel, Laxus, Natsu, Erza and Gray. Dancing and singing. All dressed in ballerina out fits, the color of their guild marks, tutus and all. It was horrifying because they were also off their asses drunk.

Lucy hunched over, her arms around her stomach and laughter pouring out when Laxus kicked his leg up in the air with his arms over his head. The pink dusting on his cheeks from the alcohol and bright smile made it even funnier. Gajeel was spinning continuously as he sung along with Erza, who was currently pretending to be a rock-star. Nothing right now fit the song.

Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it

"I'm going to die!" Lucy screamed, legs kicking. Cobra groaned as he peeked his eye open only to close it again when Natsu jumped in the air, doing the splits and fire lighting his fists.

"You're not the only one, Top Heavy."

Any way you want it
She loves to laugh
She loves to sing
She does everything
She loves to move
She loves to grove
She loves the lovin' things

"So this is what real fear is." Macbeth muttered. For once, his eyes wide and alert as he took in the situation. He shivered every once in a while, low screams coming from his mouth.

Beside him, Meredy laughed, full enjoying the show.

Ooh, all night, all night
Oh, every night
So hold tight, hold tight
Ooh, baby, hold tight
Oh, she said,

Lucy glanced over at her mate, eyes softening at his pathetic state. She gave a sigh and placed her hand on his shoulder. "Why don't you lay down on my lap?"

Cobra nodded hurriedly, lowering himself and taking deep breaths of her wonderful scent in hopes to calm his stomach.

Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it
She said, Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it

This time, Natsu picked up the course, yelling the lyrics out. The poor guy was tone deaf when it came to anything musical but Lucy was cracking up at it. Reason being was that he was currently twerking along with Gray. The two rivals stood side by side, singing and doing... Whatever the hell they called dancing.

I was alone
I never knew
What good love could do
Ooh, then we touched
Then we sang
About the lovin' things

Cobra opened his eye, staring at the floorboards in utter horror. Lucy, while trying to calm him down, was not helping with the thoughts. He could hear everything that was happening, even if he wasn't watching. Never would he be able to look at those people the same.

Ooh, all night, all night
Oh, every night
So hold tight, hold tight
Ooh baby, hold tight
Oh, she said,

Laxus stood in the middle of the stage, holding Gajeel above him, as he turned in a circle. Gajeel, for what it was worth, was pale. It seemed like he was terrified, though Lucy had no clue what about.

"He didn't drink as much as the others." Cobra muttered, turning and nuzzling her stomach.

Oh. Oh! That poor fucker.

As soon as Laxus placed him on the ground, Gajeel was like a statue, staring at everyone. In a matter of seconds, his face went from pale to bright red and he bolted off stage.

Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it
She said, Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it

"Thank you and good night!" Erza screeched before falling forward and passing out. It didn't take long for the others to follow her example, all dog-piling on top of her.

Lucy closed the door softly, light smile on her face. Her daughter was fast asleep and didn't seem to show any signs of waking anytime soon.

She tiptoed into their room, closing the door behind her and crawling under the covers. Cobra was beside her, staring up at the ceiling blankly. "I-I'm never listening to Journey again." He muttered, a tremor running though him.

Lucy pouted, moving to straddle him. She looked down, coy smile on her face as she placed her core over his member, grinding herself on him. "Really? That's too bad."

Cobra's brow winged up as he gripped her his and thrust up against her, letting her feel his already hardening shaft. "And why is that?"

"Because..." She hummed, lowering her mouth and placing a kiss on his ear, taking great delight at the soft moan that left him. "Anyway you want it, that's the way you need it, anyway you want it."

Cobra was pale as a ghost for the rest of the night, horror struck by his imagination about his wife being one of the ones up there.

I'm so sorry! But I had to! I nearly died writing this. Also, I thought something funny would be perfect for the... Last... Day.

OH MY GODS, ITS OVER! *Sobs*

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