A/N: I don't know if I'm going to update this, or if this is a one-off thing. I'm just on a family mailing list and got an email while I was reading Nightwing comics and tried to imagine the Batclan on a family mailing list...
Also, all of their emails are and but it wouldn't show up... :(
Bat Clan Emails:
From: Oracle (oracle(a)clocktower)
To: [All: Batman (batman(a)thecave), A (A(a)thecave), Nightwing (boywonder(a)thecave), Red Robin (detectivejunior(a)thecave), Robin (demonbrat(a)thecave), Blackbat (quietbat(a)thecave), Spoiler (blondebird(a)clocktower), Huntress (helbat(a)clocktower), Cat-girl (catbird(a)thecave), Batwoman (batwoman(a)clocktower), Flamebird (flamebird(a)thecave)]
Subject: Group Emails
Hey guys,
So Batman and I have been talking and we thought it best to have a group email for emergencies and also to swap case notes in case we happen upon something similar or need leads hunted down in other cities. This is a secure email, can't be hacked. But still, codenames. I've given you all your emails and contacts and pre-set an 'all' group on the accounts. Remember guys, this is for emergencies only. Use your personal ones for dates.
Yes, Nightwing. I'm talking about you.
Sincerely,
O
From: Huntress (helbat(a)clocktower)
To: [All]
Subject: RE: Group Emails
Sounds good.
From: Nightwing (boywonder(a)thecave)
To: [All]
Subject: RE: RE: Group Emails
ONE TIME! ONE TIME I ACCIDENTALLY EMAILED MY GIRLFRIEND FROM MY NIGHTWING ACCOUNT AND YOU AND BATMAN WILL NOT LET IT GO!
From: Oracle (oracle(a)clocktower)
To: [All]
Subject: RE: RE: RE: Group Emails
Aren't you glad I hacked her account to keep your secret Identity secret?
From: Spoiler (blondebird(a)clocktower)
To: [All]
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Group Emails
Aren't you now Batgirl?
From: Red Robin (detectivejunior(a)thecave)
To: [All]
Subject: RE: Why the crappy names?!
Hey! Why do we all have joke names?!
From: Oracle (oracle(a)clocktower)
To: [All]
Subject: RE: RE: Why the crappy names?!
Spoiler: I am Batgirl now. But I've already set up the entire system based on my Oracle email.
Red Robin: Because I felt like it.
From: Red Robin (detectivejunior(a)thecave)
To: [All]
Subject: RE: RE: RE: Why the crappy names?!
Detective Junior?! It makes me sound like a five year old.
:(
From: Cat-girl (catbird(a)thecave)
To: [All]
Subject: RE: Proving your own point.
That actually looks like your virtually pouting.
From: Robin (demonbrat(a)thecave)
To: [All]
Subject: RE: RE: Proving your own point.
Red Robin's childishness aside, I take chagrin at my email name and demand you change it.
From: Oracle (oracle(a)clocktower)
To: [All]
Subject: RE: RE: RE: Proving your own point.
No can do, Robin. Everything is set up and it took me months to make these emails and the connections all secure.
From: Robin (demonbrat(a)thecave)
To: [All]
Subject: RE: Your only warning.
If you do not change it, I will take measures into my own hands.
From: Oracle (oracle(a)clocktower)
To: [All]
Subject: RE: Your only warning.
Bring it little man.
From: Batman (batman(a)thecave)
To: [All]
Subject: Emergencies only.
Let me just reiterate.
The emails are to be used in emergencies only. They have all already been set up and despite Oracles interesting naming choices, changing the names would be a waste of our time. Also, you don't have to hit 'Reply All' every time you want to start a conversation.
Robin, get back to the cave and return the swords to their proper place.
Batman.
A/N: Hope you enjoyed