A/N: I don't own Valkyrie, Skulduggery, or any fandom or show you may recognize. All of this is in good fun, I watch my share of episodes, so don't have a thrombo on me. Many thanks go out to Lightening sparks and BethShadows for the faves and to Annie and a Guest for reviewing.

Valkyrie Cain was standing on a kitchen chair, screaming. She'd started writing fanfiction for her favourite author's stories and the unthinkable had happened. Because magical plot bunnies? Those suckers are quite real and they multiply quickly. And at first she hadn't minded. The cute fluffy bunnies had run about the mansion, sometimes cuddling into her, sometimes wriggling their cute bunny noses at her happily and Valkyrie had laughed and petted and cuddled them. They'd slept in her bed, hopped around after her, and her writing had been prolific.

Other writers had tried to warn her. That there was such a thing as too many dang plot bunnies, and that they could turn nasty and bite. Valkyrie had laughed. Plot bunnies were adorable. How could they sweet little angels turn mean? That had been two weeks ago. And now? Now the mansion was overrun and rabbits of every description were prowling the mansion and the little buggers bit. Hard.

Hence, Valkyrie being on a kitchen chair while the plot bunnies surrounded her, some rearing up on their hind paws, and quite a few looking suspiciously like mad March hares. Valkyrie was using the air to hold them back, but it wouldn't last forever and she shrieked and jumped as several leapt at her and bounced off the shield to fall back into the sea of furry bodies. She'd already called Skulduggery and he arrived and let himself in, laughing at her plight.

Twenty seconds later he was on the floor as plot bunnies poured over him and Valkyrie looked on helplessly as more and more of the dementedly giggling muses piled on him. "All right" She shouted and the rabbits paused. "I'll do it. I'll write what you want."

The rabbits abruptly faded from view and Skulduggery got up, dusting himself up. "What was so bad that you refused? You seem to have been enjoying yourself."

"I saw an episode, just one. I didn't even mean to. But that's when they all appeared."

"So, you're writing about a TV show? There are worse fates, you know."

"It'sMyLittlePony." She mumbled.

"How's that?" He asked gleefully as he cupped a gloved had to the side of his skull where his ear would have been.

"I said it's My Little Pony."

"Come again?" Skulduggery asked, laughing openly at her. "My partner's become a cute little girl all over again. She's going to play with ponies and watch cartoons." He chortled gleefully. Never mind the fact that he was a total Brony. To him that was different.

The problem was, of course, that the episode Valkyrie had seen, and assumed the whole show was about was the return of Nightmare Moon and her response to Skulduggery's laughter with her shadows would have made the mare proud.

Warning, don't mention plot bunnies, or stuff like this happens. For reals. I'm not totally into the fandom, but the episodes are amazingly complex compared to some of the other stuff out there and the new gen ponies are kinda cool, so yeah.