Candy and Compassion

By Shadowgate

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Stan and Kyle were at Cartman's house. They were all eating their candy and Cartman remained silent since his mother was on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine.

Kyle said "I'm surprised you didn't change your costume after school."

Stan said "well I couldn't come up with anything else."

Kyle responded "that public humiliation you went through at school was pretty extreme. I'm happy for you it's all over."

Stan added "well let's just forget the whole Raggedy Andy shit. I know Wendy will and I'll do my best to forget what turned out to be a big mistake."

Kyle said "I know I decided to forget about it."

Stan laughed and said "that's because after you called me a sissy I told you I'd kick your ass."

Kyle said "well you turned out not to be a sissy. You along with Cartman killed the zombies while I made the phone call. Plus you had the guts to throw Kenny out of the group when you did."

Stan said "yes and I take it you got advice to over the phone to kill him and that would save the town."

Kyle said "bingo" with a tear flowing down his cheek.

Stan said "I realize now you had to do it. Sorry for that snide remark at Kenny's grave."

Kyle and Stan hug.

Cartman said "I'm surprised you didn't kill Wendy Stan."

Stan said "well I was about to but then I calmed down. Luckily Kyle struck down the original zombie or Wendy would have turned me into a zombie."

Cartman said "you should have let me kill Wendy for you."

Stan said "if you had I would have cut you in two with the chainsaw and I would have started between your legs."

Cartman said "WHOA STAN!"

Stan calmed down and gave Cartman a pat on the shoulder.

He then went on to say "I will say it was pretty bold to wear a controversial costume like you did. Oh and when the principal made you change your costume you looked like the mirror image of Hitler, a KKK member."

Kyle jumped in "Stan don't encourage him."

Cartman said "that fucking principal. I would have won that contest with my Hitler costume and yeah I did look like a KKK member now that you mention it. No wonder Chef hated both my costumes."

Kyle said "dude you remember that house we hit during our trick or treating and we saw people dressed up in similar "ghost costumes" like Cartmans?"

Stan answered "yes so Colorado has KKK members. I wonder if Mister Garrison was one of the KKK members we saw."

Kyle replied "oh shit!"

Cartman said "this was the worst Halloween ever and I'm glad the three of us were able to survive it."

Kyle said "you can say that again."

THE END