Shut up.

I know what you're gonna say. Save it. I know I have a lot of fanfics on my plate. I know that most of them haven't been uploaded for months, maybe even more than a year or two!

But you must understand my mind.

When ideas and imagination pile up in my head, I can't concentrate. I can't think, I can't focus. I need to expunge a few ideas out just to clear my head and maybe set up a foundation for a new fanfic that somebody else will take over for me. When I let them. When I ask for it.

Now then, this little brainchild of mine has a brother, as you probably noticed. In fact, the other fic most likely has the exact same authors note at the beginning! Meaning, if you've read the AN from the other fic, feel free to skip this one, especially since here comes a rather lengthy DBZ Xenoverse rant.

Now then, this fanfic is one of the many few crossovers between ZNT and DBZ. I have been rather addicted to playing Dragon Ball Z Xenoverse in my spare time (specifically, 8 PMish until 10 or 11 PMish on Fridays and Saturdays and ONLY on those days. I have an IRL life as well!) with my really faulty Xbox 360 (it randomly ejects the disc when you least expect it. I REALLY FUCKING HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS. But, it happens much more scarcely between 8 PM and 11 PM, something to do with the voltage.) and needless to say, I love the game, as it not only lets me relive the battles of one of my childhood manga/anime, but also lets me do so using my own original character!

I made an Arcosian (the apparent official fanbase name for Frieza's species) and named him Sakurada. But then again, what kind of Arcosian doesn't have a punny name that relates to cold temperature?

Unfortunately, all the good ones were taken. So I just call him Aeez (Ice. Get it?). His current moveset is Milky Cannon (fruity name but this Ginyu technique is usefull when you're surrounded.), Death Beam (HAIL LORD FRIEZA!), Meteor Blow (Which can be spammed with the right timing to send your opponent into next week and next planet), Emperor's Sign (virtually useless but I need to "master" this technique before Frieza teaches me Supernova.), Blue Hurricane (Nuff said. Thanks Burter.) And Supernova (HAIL LORD FRIEZA!)

Because of Xenoverse, I have been hooked into Dragon Ball again, which made me hooked into TeamFourStar DBZ Abridged again.

Things piled up and this fic happened.

Now then, you all probably skipped the author's note, so I'll just let you all get to the story. Enjoy.

Chapter 1: Prologue: Even Gods can die... of boredom.

"I'm bored."

Yes, these two words have been repeated, endlessly, for hundreds of years, by this particular entity.

When you are a God, your perception of time is far from the normal way most living creatures perceive it. Most would think that hundreds of years are nothing to a God.

And they would be right.

Unless the God is bored.

In which case, the God in question would end up feeling time pass at a much slower pace than if a human was bored.

Which means, what was actually a year would end up feeling like hundreds of years to said God.

So what would that make nearly a thousand years of boredom?

Purgatory. That's what it would be.

And unfortunately, the very God suffering from this torture was the very last one anybody would want to get bored.

For he was Beerus, the almighty God of Destruction of the current universe and officially the most powerful living being in all of existence (officially anyway, though in reality it was his attendant/teacher).

Beerus was a simple man/cat/thing. He enjoyed eating, sleeping and fighting, just like every other hot blooded male in the universe (or every other Saiyan).

Unfortunately, he couldn't actually fight much since he had literally NO ONE to spar with other than his attendant; Whis. However, the rather feminine Kai-looking sorcerer was pretty much a pacifist. He had nothing left to teach Beerus and he knew all of Beerus' moves like he back of his hand. So he used every excuse he could make to avoid sparring with Beerus, because the outcome was obvious.

There was nothing else alive that could challenge Beerus. Not even Son Goku could. The man was in the afterlife with his family, the best reward he could ever receive after decades of protecting the Earth, and apparently to a lesser extent, the universe from evil.

His bloodline however, along with Prince Vegeta's, continued to be passed down throughout the ages. Within a millennia, nearly every human on Earth had a smidgen of Saiyan blood in them. That smidgen was all it took for them to be much stronger than the 'average' human, a concept which became nonexistent. Earth had practically become a new and improved Planet Vegeta. However, unlike the barbaric ways of the old Saiyans from the original planet, the ones on Earth were much more modern in their way of thinking. For example, nearly every year, they would hold battle tournaments, known throughout the universe as the legendary Dai Uchuu Tenkaichi Budokai, where fighters from around the universe get to battle each other in a no-holds barred all out brawl. Many of the fights had to be done on reserved remote planets, so they could blow things up with abandon, which inadvertently made them do Beerus' job for him.

Once, one of the rewards for winning the entire thing was that the champion got to fight Beerus himself. Pity the young man who won didn't last very long against Beerus, who was only fighting at 30% of his power.

Beerus didn't like these so-called 'New Generation Saiyans'. Sure, they were better than the original ones and were much more civil (some of them anyway, though all share that same battle loving trait, even the females) but they were so damn WEAK.

The Saiyan blood had become so diluted that despite the fact that they all had Saiyan DNA and abilities, they were still not strong enough to hold a candle to the first few generations that were born from Goku's grandchildren, save that one young teenager who became the most recent champion of the Tenkaichi Budokai, crowning the young Saiyan as officially the third strongest being in the universe, the second strongest being the current guardian of Earth, a Namekian warrior who was named Nail, son of Dende.

Not only that, most of them couldn't even become Super Saiyans. In the past, the youngest child of Goku had managed to attain that form incredibly easily. It led to the belief that the more the Saiyan blood is split, the easier the transformation would be. It was actually true...

For the first five generations.

Sadly, as the years went on and centuries passed, the transformation known as the Super Saiyan became nothing more than a bedtime story and the pinnacle of a Saiyan's power. Beerus could count the amount of living Super Saiyans on Earth on one hand/paw.

It wasn't a lot.

With the universe as it is, Beerus became immensely bored. So he laid there on the grass of his colossal garden, his arms behind his head and his eyes blinking wearily. His attendant stood a few meters away, tall and calm with that ever present serene smile, his eyes half-lidded in amusement.

"Lord Beerus, I do believe that is the seven hundred trillionth, forty billionth and 9 millionth-"

"Damn it Whis, for the last time, I don't care! Reminding me of how many times I've said it isn't easing my boredom in the least." Beerus grumbled as he sat up and stretched his back and arms, yawning loudly before hunching over and licking the back of his right hand in the same manner a normal cat would. "I swear to God that if I don't find something to entertain myself with within a year, I will blow up an entire star system just to see if I can amuse myself."

"You do realize that the expression you just used is virtually pointless considering that you ARE a God?"

"Whis?"

"Yes my lord?"

"Shut up."

"Of course my lord." The tall haired (I don't know how to explain that bloody hairdo of his.) man said with a cheeky grin as the God of Destruction visibly glowered.

"May I suggest a number of things to get you at least somewhat amused?" Whis offered with an all knowing grin.

"Oh? Go ahead, let's see what you "believe" can help amuse me."

"Well for starters, have you ever thought of taking up an apprentice?"

"An apprentice?" Beerus exclaimed with surprise and trepidition. "Why would I need an apprentice?"

"Well, you could teach him to become as powerful as you, and that would give you someone to fight on a daily basis." Whis said with an elegant wave of his hand.

"Hmm, yes it would. But you're forgetting something Whis." The purple furred cat God said as he scratched his furry chin.

"Oh?"

"It's too much work and I'm lazy. Next." Beerus declared before rolling onto his side, curled up in fetal position as his tail lazily swayed.

A large anime style sweat drop fell from Whis' head before he straightened up again. "Well, option two is going into the afterlife to contact Son Goku and just ask him to fight you. Or even go into Hell and just wreak havoc in there."

"Hmmm..." Beerus hummed in thought. That idea sounded good. No doubt that the happy-go-lucky Saiyan would probably be excited to have another match against Beerus. But still, he wanted to hear the other suggestions Whis had. "What's the third option?"

"The last option I can give you is just train. Maybe even create a new technique."

"A new technique huh?" Beerus repeated curiously. He never needed that many fancy techniques. He was a God, he was so powerful that using any sort of flashy technique with its own name would just end up being extreme overkill. The flashiest he had was his Sphere of Destruction, his preferred technique when blowing up planets.

"You know what? I like the third option. I'm going to make myself a new technique. Then maybe I can go to the otherworld and try it on Son Goku." Beerus declared as he stood up and walked in a random direction, until Whis suddenly appeared in front of him.

"Ah ah ah, you forgot to say the magic words." Whis said with a cheery smile.

"Ugh... thank you Whis. Happy?" Beerus grounded out, receiving a chuckle and a nod before the cyan skinned sorcerer stepped aside, allowing the God of Destruction to walk past, muttering to himself. "Gods above, I didn't even NEED to walk in this particular direction..."

"Again, that expression is rather pointless considering-"

"Shut up Whis!"

#forty years later#

Beerus walked out from his bedroom with a yawn. Like every other time he wakes up, he sits at a table with a large spread of food (most of which is either a fish or at least related to fish) and proceeds to devour all of it. He then asks Whis if anything new happened recently in the universe that was worth mentioning, and as usual, Whis would reply in negative.

However, this morning was different.

"I had a strange dream Whis." Beerus said as he munched on the giant barbequed fish monster.

"Oh? Do tell." The cyan skinned attendant said as he poured a tall glass of milk.

"I dreamt of a girl."

...

An awkward silence ensued.

"...come again?"

"...that came out wrong, let me rephrase that." Beerus said after he facepalmed.

"No no, it's alright, I understand. You're getting to that age now. I should have seen this coming." Whis said with a sigh.

"Hang on, what?"

"Ah, children grow up so fast these days. First you will start looking at females differently, then you will start dreaming about them-"

"Oh no, you are NOT going where I think you're going."

"-and then you will meet a cute girl who is polite, kind, understanding and can cook and start going out with her on romantic rendezvous and eventually introduce her to me-"

"For the love of-"

"-eventually you will get married and have a child of your own and name him after the previous God of Destruction and then you will train him to inherit your title and then when the time comes, you will go hand in hand with your loved one and enter the afterlife... ahhh... how quickly children grow up these days..." Whis said wistfully with a hand placed on his cheek demurely.

Beerus stared at the whimsical sorcerer for a few moments, his eye twitching. "...Are you done?"

"Yes, I do believe I am. So, tell me about this dream concerning that girl." Whis said with an amused grin.

"Well, first of all, she had pink hair and eyes. And she was very short. Probably around twelve to thirteen years old?"

"My my lord Beerus, I didn't know you were into-"

"Finish that sentence and I will shove your ten foot magic staff twenty feet up your ass!" Beerus growled.

"What are you talking about? I was going to say I didn't know you were into short girls. I noticed that most Saiyans, or specidically Son Goku, Vegeta and their children prefer women who are short and have rather nasty tempers so I thought you were the same. Why, what did you think I was going to say?" Whis said with a smirk. Beerus' eye twitched murderously at this.

"...anyhow, I dreamt of that girl, in this giant school-looking place with many other students. They all laugh and mock her. They can use magic like yours Whis, though theirs was mostly elemental spells. But they mock the pink haired girl because she can't do a single one apparently. All her spells just explode in her face, causing a nice amount of destruction." Beerus said with a small grin. Oh how he loved explosions. The fact that the girl did such chaotic blasts accidentally on a daily basis was just amazing to him.

"How sad..." Whis frowned, pitying the poor girl, though he was intrigued about how the children there could use magic.

"Indeed. Anyway, there was this ritual they all went through and the students each summoned some kind of animal. Some summoned birds, other dogs, some summoned other completely mundane animals and others summoned magical creatures I thought went extinct on Earth millenniums ago, like Salamanders. One child even summoned what appeared to be a Dragon."

"That IS interesting." Whis exclaimed with raised eyebrows. "What a curious little ritual. It sounds like a familiar summoning ritual to me. In the old ages, mages would summon creatures as familiars, to become their partners."

Beerus raised a nonexistent brow at that explanation. "I see... that is very intriguing."

"So what else did you dream of?"

"The very last thing I saw was her at the strange summoning runes, chanting. There was an explosion and a bright flash of light from within the smoke and then I saw what she summoned."

"Which was?"

"Me."

Whis stared at his student and lord for a few seconds with a deadpan expression. "You."

"Me."

"A little girl who is probably not even in her teens managed to summon the God of Destruction."

"Apparently. You know what I think?" Beerus said, beginning to grin, revealing his sharp teeth.

"Please tell me it isn't what I think it is." The white haired attendant said with trepidation.

"I think that dream was a premonition!"

"Oh dear lord..." Whis said, massaging his own temples.

"Just like how I had that dream of myself fighting Son Goku in his Super Saiyan God form, I believe that soon, that girl will summon me!" Beerus exclaimed as he jumped up from his floating chair and stood on it, his tail swaying left and right excitedly. "This is just the thing I needed! A new adventure, one in a land that I have never seen, nor heard of, so I can see the potential this child has. To manage such a feat, she must be gifted in whatever magical arts they use there, despite her repetitive failures at casting what appeared to be simple spells!"

"You seem surprisingly excited to be the servant of a prepubescent girl." Whis deadpanned.

"Yes, I-wait, servant? You said familiars were partners!"

"Yes, but in most cases, magi treat their familiars as servants or slaves."

"...bah, I'll just... what was that phrase again? Ah, I'll blow up that planet when I get there."

"I believe the phrase was 'I'll burn that bridge when I get there'."

"Semantics." Beerus said, waving his attendant off.

"I'm rather impressed you even know what that word means."

"Shut up Whis."

#several hours later#

"Lord Beerus, what are you doing?"

"I am trying to replicate that technique Son Goku used on me. The... what was it... Bangarangeha?"

"I believe it was called the 'Kamehameha'. It literally means 'Turtle Destruction Wave' in Japanese."

"Why would he name a technique like that with the word 'turtle' in it!? The energy beam has nothing to do with the reptiles!"

"Actually, that technique was created by his old mentor, one Muten Roshi, who was the head of the 'Turtle Style Fighting School'. I believe he was the old man with sunglasses at Miss Brief's birthday party that we crashed." Whis said.

"Ah, the man with common sense."

"Common sense?"

"He blatantly stated that Son Goku was lacking in the logic department and said that fighting me was dumb. Wise man."

"He is also known as a rather infamous lecher."

"Well we can't all be perfect." Beerus said (and a certain bio-android somewhere in Hell suddenly sneezed) as he held his hands at his side, cupping a ball of yellow energy before thrusting his hands forward. The blast he released was not what he expected, as it just ended up being a random eruption of energy, not the refined beam he saw Goku shoot.

"Strange, I could have sworn that was how he did it..." Beerus muttered as he looked at his paws.

"Perhaps you need to yell out the name? I recall Son Goku yelling out the name of that attack each time he used it."

"I still don't understand why he does that. If you yell out the name of your attack, it would just give the enemy more time to adjust and evade!" Beerus grunted.

"Perhaps it boosts morale?"

"Perhaps..." Beerus muttered as he looked at the devastation he caused to the empty part of the garden. Thankfully Whis designed the place to constantly regenerate whatever damage was done to it.

Eventually.

"Hmm... might as well give it a shot." Beerus said with a sigh as he closed his eyes and cupped his hands at the side of his body again, charging up his Ki. "Ka... Me..."

Whis' eyebrows shot up as he noticed the energy gathering in Beerus' hands was getting stronger and far more refined than any of the energy attacks he's ever witnessed being released by the God.

"Ha...Me..." Beerus growled out, feeling the energy warp and churn, the yellow energy beginning to mix with his purple aura, becoming a swirling mess of yellow and purple Ki. Suddenly, Beerus snapped his eyes open and thrust his hands out, releasing the charged beam. "HAAAAAAAAAAA!"

The resulting beam was a five thousand mile long energy beam of pure destruction that tore across the garden and shot off into space, obliterating any asteroids and small planets in the way. The beam was a swirling pillar of energy, vibrant with the colors purple and yellow.

Once the beam died out, Beerus panted a bit before standing up straight and barking out a laugh. "HA! Now THAT'S an energy beam! And I only used 50% of my power for that blast! I think I'll call it the 'Destruction God Special Move: Ultimate turtle Destruction Wave'!"

"The 'Hakai-shin hissatsu: Kyūkyoku no Kamehameha'? A rather lengthy name." Whis chuckled out.

"Whis, not every technique has to be translated by you into Japanese according to your fancy."

"But the Japanese language is so beautiful and far more refined than any other language I have ever heard in the universe! Every signature technique sounds much more awe inspiring in Japanese!"

"Even your 'Sparkle Sparkle Cannon'?" Beerus said with a fanged grin.

"Do not insult my 'KiraKira Taihou', it is just as powerful as your Sphere of Destruction and you know it." Whis said with a pout.

"Yes, but now YOU need a new technique. I'd like to see you step up to that." Beerus smirked as he gestured at general direction the beam went in.

"Hmph." Whis simply turned his head away petulantly and crossed his arms. Silently but not subtly, Beerus grinned wider and pumped his fist in the air for managing to get one over his teacher.

Beerus: 130850385038569

Whis: 130850385038890

Life is good.

#two hours later#

Whis was busy pondering on life and the meaning of it as he tossed chunks of meat into the colossal lake that served as a home to all the hundreds of monstrous fish that he uses as Beerus' food, when suddenly his senses tingled. Not in a good way.

Worried, he dumped all of the "fish food" into the water and quickly flew off to his lord, expecting something rather disastrous.

He came across an interesting sight.

"Whis, what do you suppose this is?" Beerus asked casually as he stood in front of the object of interest.

Which was a large glowing swirl of vibrant green energy, distorting the air around it.

"I believe that is a portal. Possibly an interdimensional one. I have only seen two in my entire lifetime..." Whis said, amazed. "These lead into other dimensions or even realities. For one to appear here is quite intriguing."

"Hmm, the question is, where does it lead?" Beerus said before his long ears twitched. "Hang on a moment..."

"Please..."

"Did you hear that?" the purple furred God asked in shock.

"Yes my lord, I did." Whis replied with his own version of being gobsmacked.

"My brave and powerful familiar, somewhere out there in the universe..."

"Familiar..? Whis, I think that THIS is the girl I dreamt of!" Beerus exclaimed.

"Impossible, a familiar summoning ritual cannot span across alternate realities!" Whis said in shock.

"If you can hear this plea, then I beg of you, please-" the voice seemed to sound desperate as the portal began to waver and flicker.

"Well Whis, my dream came true after all!" Beerus said with excitement. "Now then, if you will excuse me..."

"Don't you even dare!" Whis said as Beerus crouched.

"-answer this summons and come forth!"

"I'M GOING ON AN ADVENTURE!" Beerus shouted before launching from his crouching position and into the portal. Before Whis could reach out to him or even do anything else, the portal flickered once and vanished.

Whis stood there with his hand reaching out at nothing, shock and horror written on his face before he sighed loudly and rubbed his temples.

"The Kais are going to dog me about this aren't they?"

#in another world, universe, dimension, whatever, in the land of Halkeginia#

The students all coughed as the explosion from Louise's summoning cleared. Then they immediately began to laugh like jackals.

"Louise the Zero botched it again!"

"Can't do a single spell, not even a simple one with clear intructions!"

"Go home and be a maid or something Zero, you're not needed here!"

Louise just growled as she heard all the scalding remarks as she bit her lip. This wasn't fair. Why did she have to suffer such humiliation?

"My my, such delicious destruction."

The students froze at the sudden voice. It was no ordinary voice. This one carried power. It was deep and aged, yet still with an air of authority in it.

As the smoke cleared, the students were treated to the strangest being they have ever seen.

It was a humanoid creature, with purple fur and a feline face with tall ears and it had yellow slitted eyes without a sclera. It had golden bracelets, a golden ear ring in its left ear and wore a small royal looking mantle around its neck that covered a small portion of its muscular torso. It wore long and baggy blue ballooned pants and ended above its ankles and had simple leather shoes on its feet. A long and almost rat-like tail swayed slowly from behind it.

The being was giving a toothy grin as it stood with its hand folded neatly behind its back, staring at the shocked faces of all the students and one middle aged teacher. 'I love it when I make an entrance like this.'

He then turned his attention to the shivering pink haired girl in front of him.

Good heavens, she was shorter than he remembers in his vision. She barely came up to his hip.

"Hello there young one. I have been waiting for you."

"W-waiting? For me?" the pinkette asked in shock. The other students were also stunned by this development. Not only did the failure of a mage summon some kind of talking cat-man, it was actually expecting her to summon it?

"Indeed. I have been rather informed about you. A girl who couldn't cast a single magical spell to save her life, a horrible temper, no friends, stop me if I'm wrong." It said with a smirk. Louise turned red with humiliation as the students began to snicker, until the purple being pat the pink haired girl on the head with a clawed paw-like hand. "Well enough of that. I'm here now. Against all odds, you managed to summon me. Good work. I think I will have a lot of fun here."

"W-who, no, w-what are you?" Louise asked as she stared up at the purple creature. It smiled as it stepped back and folded its hands behind its back.

"Good evening, my name is Beerus the Destroyer, almighty God of Destruction, king of explosions and wrecker of worlds. Nice to meet you." Beerus said with a smile.

Silence filled the courtyard as Louise just stared at the being in front of her in shock, as he casually licked the back of his hand in a cat-like manner.

'What the hell is going on!?'

I realize that there aren't that many crossovers with Beerus as the main character.

Well, plus one then!

Now then, this is set literally a millennium after Dragon Ball Z after the movie with Beerus (discounting GT because reasons). This is how I expect the Earth to be after the Saiyan blood has practically mixed with every human. It was bound to happen.

And in case you're wondering, Nail is a direct offspring of Dende, AKA, 'Little Green', who was guardian of Earth for millions of years until he relinquished the title to his son and apprentice who he named after Elder Guru's bodyguard. In strength levels, this Nail would be at the level of Super Buu at full power.

Now then, the average power level of the fighters of Earth now is roughly at Ginyu Force level. Which is pretty tough. The strongest Saiyans there are roughly at Goten and Trunks at Super Saiyan level during the Buu Saga.

The current champion of the world is, or was, at Kid Buu level strong.

Now, this new planet Earth does not play a major role in the story, but the champion's son may make an appearance later on.

For what reason, you will all find out eventually when I feel like updating the chapter. Kind of busy though, I'm finishing up final assignments and community service to pass highschool and master is nagging me about finishing it all soon. And I'm also doing an anime opening using MikuMikuDance for the Amethyst Guild Digimon roleplaying group on deviantart. It is nearly done and is gonna be ballin'.

Anyhow, catch you all later.