BASKET SPONGE
A LEGEND BEGINS
LeBron James relaxed in his lounge chair. He was enjoying his grand cruise, during his time off basketball season.
"This is the life! Best vacation ever!" He shouts to himself.
"Attention, everyone. Ahem...we are sinking." The ship's captain announces over the intercom of the ship.
The crowd ran around the boat in complete panic. LeBron jumped into the dreadful waters, and passed out.
"Where am I?" A drowsy, woken up LeBron James asks.
"Welcome to the Krusty Krab!" SpongeBob SquarePants shouts.
"The Krusty what?" LeBron inquires.
"The Krusty Krab! Come spend all yer money!" Mr Krabs responds, answering his question.
"What's this thing on my head?" LeBron asks.
"It's an air helmet. You would've died under here, silly!" SpongeBob tells him.
"Under where?" LeBron ignores him.
"Haha! You said 'underwear'!" SpongeBob points out, making a pants joke.
"Does this mean I'm underwater? Where AM I?" LeBron still asks questions.
"You're in Bikini Bottom, lad." Mr Krabs tells him.
"A BIKINI BOTTOM? WHAT THE H-" LeBron shouts at him.
"That's the name of the town, lad." Mr Krabs corrects LeBron in the middle of LeBron's sentence.
"I'm obviously dreaming. That's the only reason I'm talking to a crab and a sponge!" LeBron tells himself.
"Trust me, this isn't a dream. It's a nightmare." Squidward synthesises with LeBron, scaring the NBA star.
"I gotta get out of here." LeBron says as he runs out of the undersea restaurant.
He frantically ran around Bikini Bottom, becoming frightened at every turn. Soon, he stumbled upon a small gym which read "Home of the Bikini Bottom Bulldogs!"
"What is going on here?!" LeBron asks himself as he runs into the small gym as the 50-year-old coach in front of him instantly had a heart attack, fell over, and died.
"...is he okay?" LeBron inquires.
"No, he's not! Nice going! You killed our coach! You'll pay for this!" A random player calls to LeBron.
All the players picked up the dead body, and ran out of the gym.
LeBron grabbed a basketball, and made a lay-up on one of the baskets.
"I wanna go home." LeBron whispers, sighing.
SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and Krabs walked into the gym.
"Finally! We found you! What have you been doing?" SpongeBob asks.
"Well, I accidentally killed the basketball coach. And I made all the players quit." LeBron explains to the yellow Sponge.
"What? This can't happen! The Bikini Bottom Bulldogs are the pride of Bikini Bottom!" Mr Krabs tells LeBron.
"Sorry, I wish there's something I could do." LeBron apologizes.
"There is!" SpongeBob says as he whispered into his friend's ears.
"That's a horrible idea!" Squidward says.
"That's a great idea!" Patrick disagrees.
"Then it's settled! LeBron, we're gonna take their place!" SpongeBob explains.
"What do you mean?" LeBron asks him.
"Well, we're gonna become the new players, and you'll become the new coach!" SpongeBob tells him correctly.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa...this isn't Space Jam! I still need to get home!" LeBron dismisses the idea.
"If you help us win the basketball tournament this season, we'll help you get home!" SpongeBob explains.
"Well, I am pretty good at basketball...I'll do it. But you gotta SWEAR you'll help me get home!" LeBron says.
"I swear on Squidward's grave!" SpongeBob announces.
"Excuse me?" Squidward asks.
THE NEXT DAY
"Everyone, welcome to basketball practice. This will be our first practice of the season. First, let's evaluate everyone's skill." LeBron explains.
Larry The Lobster took the ball, dribbled down the court like a beast, and dunked it.
Everyone else clumsily bumbled around, and showed no sign of skill whatsoever.
"Ahhh! Curse this stupid ball!" Plankton shouts as he is crushed by the ball.
"Looks like I have a lot of work to do..." LeBron tells himself as he sighs.
A/N - Did you enjoy that ladies and gentleman? So this another spin off from SpongeBob Fanon Wiki by me and two other people. But stay tuned for more episodes!
BATTLEOFDUTY - MAY 27TH, 2015