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Athena leaved the throne room, shaking her head. It had been a boring meeting, as usual. Why did father have to be so paranoid? She thought. Walking into her room inside her temple she took a book and started to read, reading had always calmed her down. She looked up when she felt another godly presence. Knock. Knock. Knock. A series of sharp, fast knocks caught her attention. Getting up with hesitation she opened the door which revealed a panicked Artemis.

"What's wrong?" Athena asked.

Artemis rushed into the room shutting and locking the door behind her. "Aphrodite." She replied.

Athena stared at her curiously. "What do you mean?"

"She turned mad! She was chasing me around with a lust arrow! ME! The VIRGIN goddess of the hunt that hated men." Artemis ranted.

"Doesn't she always bother you about that?" Athena asked.

"Her eyes were glowing BROWN! She has bright blue eyes. And her eyes were a murky brown." Artemis exclaimed.

"MURKY brown?" Athena stared at her half-sister incredulously.

"Yes." Artemis said, finally calming down a bit.

Knock. Knock. Knock. Another series of knocks sounded, a bit slower than Artemis' but still urgent. Athena hesitated before looking through the peephole. Outside she saw a frantic Persephone. Athena opened the door and Persephone raced inside. This time it was Athena that locked the door.

"I suppose Aphrodite is behind you?" Athena questioned, thinking. Why does Aphrodite stay around my temple?

"How do you know?" Persephone looked at her curiously.

"I told her." Artemis said.

Persephone turned towards Artemis, open mouthed. "Ummm... why would she go after you? You are a virgin goddess, I mean." Persephone said.

"Aphrodite has gone mad." Athena murmured.

Persephone stared at her. "I thought that was her usual self..." Persephone commented.

"What did she do to you?" Artemis asked her.

"She tried to charmspeak me into divorcing." Persephone said, gritting her teeth.

"She usually doesn't mess up couples." Artemis pointed out.

"I forgot that." Persephone muttered, sheepishly smiling.

Knock. Knock. Knock. Another series of knocks sounded, though this time it was extremely fast. So fast it almost sounded like one knock. Artemis looked outside,and immediately flung the door open which revealed an extremely annoyed and jumpy Hades who shut the door the second he got into the room. Everyone else stared at him curiously.

Knock... Knock...Knock...Three slow knocks sounded. This time Persephone looked outside the door and locked it.

"Aphrodite is out there." She hissed and went into the next room, pulling the others with her.

"What do you think we should do?" Artemis asked as Athena emailed the other gods to warn them about Aphrodite.

"I don't know." Persephone replied.

"Why did you all come to my temple?" Athena asked.

The other three looked at each other and shrugged.

"It was the closest to me." They replied in unison.

"Why are you here, Hades?" Persephone asked him, coming over to sit next to him.

"Aphrodite tried to seduce me. Like Menthe." He said, glaring out the door. Persephone joined him. "Why are you here?" He asked.

"Aphrodite tried to shoot me with a lust arrow." Artemis said.

"Aphrodite tried to charmspeak me into divorcing you." Persephone said.

"It's my temple." Athena said. Athena then got up to look outside the back door. "Small question though. Why didn't you teleport out of here?"