"Charmander! Charm!" I spoke with my convincing pokemon voice.

"Holy shit! It's a Charmander!" One of the guys from the lobby was playing along. I decided to change it up a little.

"Charmander! Down!" I used my Celestia voice this time.

"Cha..." I repeat before stomping the floor.

"This guy's got talent!" Another guy. I wanted to make them chuckle. I decided to talk sexy.

"Your making me blush. Can I make you stand at attention?" I spoke with Luna's voice. Damn I'm good.

"Anytime Luna. Anytime." He spoke then proceeded to laugh followed by everyone else who had a mike. I laughed with them in my normal voice. I heard my mother call. If you're wondering then I'm 17. Legal age for sex, yes, but I don't want a girlfriend or lose my virginity yet.

"Aw, it appears that my duties require my attention. Call me." I speak with Luna's voice and wait for their laughs. It comes hard (that's what she said) and loud. They litteraly made my ears hurt. I turned my Xbox off and placed my pad down. My brother turned off his PS4 and hopped out my room. I jogged downstairs. I checked my bag and made sure that I had everything ready for tomorrows lessons. I jogged back upstairs and threw my clothes off into a corner. I dived on my bed and passed out. I had a weird dream. I felt a weird motion. I wake up and I feel hard ground underneath me. No bed. Solid grass. At least I'm fully clothed. Wait... I have no shirt on. This is gonna get awkward. I stand up.

"What the flying fuck?" I speak like Luna. "Forgot to turn that off." I slap my throat and my voice does a simple transformation. And i'm me again. I decide to just walk in a random direction. Gotta be something here. I walked for like a minute before stumbling on a house. Tree... Thing... House tree basically. Yeah. Kinds like Twilight's Library. Anyway, I had a reasonable excuse as to why I'm out here but first I had to knock. I knocked and realised that the door was way too small to fit a human, standing up at least. A few steps were heard and a weird purple thing with green spikes on it's back. It had a sort of REALLY REALLY light green coloured belly. It looked a lot like Spike. It looked equally as surprised as me. "Ummm..." Were the only words I could fathom in my throat. He stared into my eyes.

"Ugh Twilight?" He looked at me with curiousity, fear and confusion all mixed. He kept staring and so did I. Another being stepped into the doorway. It looked a lot like Twilight. It had purple fur. A horn. Dark purple hair with a few strands of pink down the middle of her mane and tail. That sent me over the edge. I walked slowly away and they just kept staring. It sent me over the edge and I turned and sprinted away. If you think you had seen fast when Usian Bolt ran then guess again. Everything was a blur as I kept running and running. My lungs, muscles and legs were screaming at me to rest. I slowed down and slumped on a tree when I stopped. I felt lightheaded. The run took its toll quickly and I barely had the energy to look around. I heard the clopping of hooves and not soon after the purple pony appeared.

"Is it really it? It is! A human!" She squealed. I chuckled and tried to stand. I did so with a painful sting in my chest. I clutched it in pain and fell over. Unfortunately the purple horse moved closer when I grabbed my chest and I landed on her. She screamed and scurried to get out from under me. I realized this awkward situation and lifted my self up barely. She crawled from under me and breathed heavily. She had red cheeks. She stared at me. I stared back. After what seemed like an hour later she broke the stare and looked away from me. The tension was in the air and we didn't notice Spike walk to the side of the purple one. He cleared his throat and we broke from our trance.

"Hi?" I rub the back of my neck. She seems surprised by me talking.

"H-Hello. Welcome to E-E-Equestria. Home of Ponyv-ville." She stutters uncontrollably whils talking. Suddenly a roll of paper appeared in front of the purple pony. She wrote with a quill in her hoofs. How? Just how? The letter vanishes and a few minutes later another appeared. She read it and it disassembled again. "Would you like to c-c-come with me to my home and wait there?" She had a blush that was becoming darker as time went on. I simply nodded and stood up. She went a blood red before before turning around and walking back towards her home. I followed, quite suspicuos, behind her. She swayed her hips gently every time she took a step. Her tail would occasionally move and reveal her vagina but I knew to quickly look away as she obviously did it on accident. We reached the house rather quickly and walked inside. I had to crouch to get in. She looked at me and was about to ask a qiestion but I pointed to the couch and walked over to it. I flopped on it and slept easily. Some shuffling and mumbles were heard as I drifted into sleep.

*Next morning*

I shook my head and stood up. My lightheadedness quickly fading but my erection showing visibly easily. Oh shit. Guess that wet dream with Rarity was a bad thing too. I shook the thought from my head and the boner started to die. Spike whistled and he was holding a salad in front of my face. I tooke it and threw it down my throat.

"Thanks." I looked at him. He nodded at me and took my plate into the kitchen. I stood up. Twilight hopped down the stairs.

"Come on! We need to go meet everypony in town!" She literally picked me up with telekinesis. She put me down outside. I was still WTFing when she called out to me. I snapped out of it and started to walk to the purple pony.

I had to look up what MLP was. Don't kill me.

ANYWAY you've been great audience!

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