A/N: Hello, it's been so long since I last wrote the last chapter, I've been busy with my other story so yeah. Also I'm so sorry if this one is shorter than expected, I wrote this 2 in the morning because I was having insomnia again (by phone) and I wanted to write a shorter story for once. Oh, and thank you for the kind reviews~!

Warning: Overwhelming OOCness and terrible insults.

Disclaimer: I don't know Gintama

"The unexpected is to be expected"

To say that this embarrassing situation they were in situation wouldn't get any worse where two 18 year old sadists were in the same prison cell, sitting in the same floor and breathing the same, fucking air in that cell. Despite being 5 feet away from each other, it didn't help much to their discomfort and annoyance. And of course, let's not forget that they were ready to attack each other as they glared at each other with an undisguised hatred.

The two of them maybe similar in a way but they were way too different from one another. For one, their physical feature for example excluding their height and weight was way different; one was a long vermillion haired man in braid with dark cerulean eyes while the other was a straw-hat haired man with crimson eyes. And the rest of the reason is up to you because I am too lazy to write their different personalities in an essay manner and will take up too much time.

Anyways...

The two were glaring at each other for most of the time that it felt the cell will burn to ashes at any moment. Yes, their hatred for each other was too much that even the largest pitcher in the universe will be overfilled if it were to be measured by liquid. And not for long, the two started insulting each other the worst way they can.

"I bet that you're a cardboard chested girl in men's garment and you're probably denying the fact that you're an ugly girl because you don't want to be raped or anything," was one of Sougo's cruelest insult that set Kamui off the edge but despite that, he still wore a smile, a murderous smile at that. He so badly wanted to beat the sadist Shinsengumi up but he was too tired for that. Not to mention, he's HUNGRY!

"A girl, you say? Last time I checked which was 5 hours ago, I didn't see a pair of boobs and saw a dick down here instead, a huge one that will satisfy anyone who I'll choose. I bet yours is so small like a freaking rotten wiener!"

"Don't talk about mine being an expired German sausage you pink bastard. You're just saying that cuz you're a jealous single man who will turn into a Madao like Danna."

"My hair is not pink! And you do?"

"Of course, She's a special girl who's all mine~," Sougo chanted happily as if a sadist little kid singing a crappy child song so early in the morning to wake up anyone in frustration to his pleasure. Kamui cringed at the time for his ears will go deaf from hearing such a horrible song.

"Wow, to think I didn't think that you have more flaws than expected is somewhat surprising. I bet because of you, your voice actor is having a hard time. Also who's the unlucky girl?," asked the curious Kamui with a mocking smile. He'd plan on mocking her after knowing who she is but unfortunately, poor Kamui for he wasn't expecting who the unlucky girl is.

"Well, you'll find it hard to believe but she's y-," but unfortunately Sougo wasn't able to finish telling Kamui his unbelievable answer when they heard a loud boom! from outside the cell. And thus, the wall was destroyed beautifully in an instant.

And the cause of it being destroyed was a mere awfully familiar purple parasol that Kamui knows very well who it belongs to, it visibly was sticking out of massive smoke after destroying a wall with one strong blow. So the owner of the parasol was yet to be revealed but Kamui didn't have to get more hints to know the answer. The answer was already there!

No...it can't be!, Kamui thought in huge disbelief as the owner of the parasol walked inside the half destroyed cell like a guest in honor. His jaw dropped and his eyes were so wide that it seems like they were going to bulge out any minute now.

Yes, in front of him was his sister, Kagura who had the most irritated face in the whole universe. He didn't failed to see that she still has her loose pajamas on which meant she was probably sleeping when this happened then rushed to go here after finding out. She kept walking gracefully and even passed him by like some famous celebrity not giving her fan a glance at least as if he wasn't even there at all.

Ouch...

It's been a year since their meeting in the Yoshiwara Arc and she neglects him like some pest who's not needed?! Have she not respect to him, her older brother? Well, she never have any for him ever since she changed which was clearly his fault. He couldn't blame her, but still, it hurts!

It's odd to meet to her again and he wondered why she came here let alone know where he- they were. If she's not here for him which is most likely impossible to happen then that means...

No. Fucking. Way.

Kamui slowly turned in hesitation and saw Kagura halted in her tracks as she stood, face to face with a smirking Sougo who looked like he won a trophy. Suddenly the tense silence was cut off when Kagura spoke with a soft but tired voice. "I can't afford losing a great ally like you Sougo-san, after all I still haven't paid my debt by fighting you. However...I can't always save your sorry ass whenever you're in trouble aru," she said with a grin that says bitch-be-grateful-that-I-saved-you-or-else. Ally, she says? No way...

"Well, I get your point. But it wouldn't hurt you to do this often consider we barely have time together love," Sougo said in an innocent voice with a pouting look but we know that he was far from innocent and reeks of something else. Then it soon was replaced with an evil smirk. "Care to at least participate in one of my S&M role play?"

Love? W-Wait, they're in a relationship?! Kagura is the unlucky girl that Sougo's talking about?! Talk about thinking carefully before saying something you can't take back.

"Nope, not interested," Kagura replied quickly as soon as the offer came. "Also stop calling me love or I'll kill you aru," she warned with a venomous tone of voice, hinting that she didn't like it one bit. But sadly, it didn't effect Sougo in anyway as he continued to smirk evilly without a care in the world. Thank goodness, they're not engaged in one! But still, the sadist captain of the 1st Shinsengumi division, turns out to be unexpectedly a villain character who's after his dear sister romantically?! This plot twist is just freaking OOC and just so wrong to look at. "Now that your cover is blown, isn't it time to stop playing pretend aru?," Kagura asked still curious of her comrades' next move now that the truth is revealed, and it has to be Kamui to found out nonetheless. What a great way to reveal it!

So Sougo Okita is more of a different person, huh? Kamui knew all along that this fake Shinsengumi captain was up to no good! He better tell this to them especially to that Gorilla stalker! Before he was able to do so, Kamui saw how Sougo leaned closer to Kagura and kissed the unimpressed Yato girl in the cheek affectionately before showing a toothy grin. Once again, Kamui was shock and was caught off guard more than enough already.

He k-kissed...her. That secretly until now villain bastard kissed her! Even if it was in the cheek, it still counts! Kamui turned red in anger after seeing such a thing. He shot Sougo a nasty glare and soon started to ran un such speed.

"I think...we really should leave now love. Quick," Sougo worriedly told Kagura who was still not impressed and looked rather deadpan as she grabbed him by the collar and ran off to the huge spaceship called "China Girl".

"I'M NOT LETTING YOU TWO GET AWAY!," the furious older brother screamed, chasing the ship like a mad bull.

Ah, what an unexpected day it is...

TBC

Who could've that I'm giving Sougo a reverse role as well but also added some OOC personalities in him, although I took them after Sougo's behavior around his aneue. But don't worry, Sougo will stay in his actual role throughout the whole story unless I have to. So what do you think of this chapter? Do you like it or not? Let me know in the reviews!