It had taken Dark Pit an eternity to formulate the lead up to the question, and then another eternity as to how to ask it. Though, there is pretty much only one way to ask it, but it's never that damn easy. When has it ever been easy? It takes special planning and a lot of courage, courage that Pittoo thought he had, but horribly lacked. It was pretty damn amusing, one (specifically Palutena) would say, watching Dark Pit attempt to look charming for the occasion in front of his bedroom mirror. Charming wasn't even in Dark Pit's vocabulary before now. He even put gel on his raven-black hair, wondering if this was the kind of look for the occasion.
Palutena thought he looked like a total douchebag, and thankfully Dark Pit shared her sentiments.
So, when the perfect moment finally came, he decided to look like his normal self: a bit uncouth-looking and completely nonchalant. Keep the simplicity intact. He calmed himself, took a few breaths, and told Pit to go get Rosalina.
The angel was lazy, so it took a few ass-kickings to get the brunette to follow the order.
The confidence Dark Pit had dissipated like the wind, and he silently cursed himself. Hands trembling, words jumbled, and a scared expression on his face, Dark Pit felt like a damn fool. A scaredy-cat like his light counterpart, to describe it more accurately. The fact that Rosalina was giggling at him wasn't helping, but it was now or never.
After stumbling his way through a semi-incoherent declaration of his feelings. Dark Pit removed a small box, fumbled with it a bit before opening it, looked Rosalina directly in her blue eyes, took a deep breath…
…And it popped. The question, that is. It came out slowly but surely and amazingly delicate. There was only one answer he could hope to receive, preferably a favorable one. It was a 50-50 chance of anticipation. The question was this:
"Rosalina, will you marry me?"
The boy was lucky that, after all that stuttering at looking like awkward idiot, the girl happily and joyously said yes.
*Pushes Pittoo and Rosalina towards you* Here, take more Kurolina. It's good for your soul.