Various 'What if' scenario's involving the character's of KNB. Mostly Crack. Actually, it's all crack.

This chapter is as suggested by Rinfantasy~

[What if... Akashi and others found out Kuroko is an Otaku?]

Having an Otaku for a sibling has it's own pros and cons.

And Mayuzumi knows that by heart. Having had a brother that is into that kind of stuff, the older brother already knows the drill.

But nothing has prepared him for this day.

"Chihiro, are you listening?"

"Sorry, what was that again?" The phantom player spoke, attention not even on his captain as he browse through the magazine racks inside the store. Akashi twitched in annoyance.

"One more of your attention spanning of to somewhere and you'll feel consequences, Chihiro"

"Ah, can you hold that thought-" Mayuzumi had the guts the cut his captain off as he answered his vibrating phone. "I can't find a copy of that issue here...I know, I did promise...Yes, I'll make sure to find one...I'm with my teammates now...No, it's fine were mainly discussing strategy plans...Yes, Tetsuya...I'll see you later"

"Who is that, your boyfriend?" Reo-mama asked, eyelashes winking within every word said.

"Am I even entitled to answer that question? But no, he's my brother" Mayuzumi deadpanned as he browsed at the magazine once more. "I can't believe this store doesn't have that issue"

"What Issue?"

"The latest volume for Otaku Monthly" Mayuzumi almost frantically stated, an emotion his teammates never got to see... until now. "He is so going to kill me!"

"Chill, senpai. Take a deep breath. In, out, in and out" Kotaro managed to calm the other down. His initial shock on the phantom player's odd behavior being pushed farther on his mind.

'Mayu-chan is acting weird" Reo stated worriedly "Is one of my babies sick? Let Reo-mama take care of you"

"Why do you even need that issue, Chihiro? I know you read light novels but I never expected you to collect those as well"

"It's for my brother" Mayuzumi stated in an exasperated tone. "He's what you call an Otaku. He's been collecting every issue of Otaku monthly ever since it's first release and I promised to get him the latest one"

Mayuzumi then paused and for the first time in his teammates life, rather looked hopeful as he sent a gaze towards the captain.

"You're influential, right?"

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Akashi had no idea what trick Mayuzumi did but he soon found himself calling a certain publishing company and demanding for a copy.

...iOiOiOiOiOi...

"My brother wants to thank you personally. He'll drop by a little later" Mayuzumi, back to his normal state stated in passing as he walked by his captain and into the crate of basketball balls. Akashi mainly shrugged it off, not really keen into meeting the shadow's so-called Otaku brother.

That is until he finally had a glance on Tetsuya.

And he smirked with interest.

Mayuzumi didn't like the predatory look the captain is giving his brother.

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"What do you mean you're going on a date with Akashi!?" How on earth does a three minutes and seventeen seconds talk with the redhead ended up with his brother having to date the other?

"He'll accompany me to Akihabara. You never wanted to take me there but he volunteered and I agreed"

"Tetsuya, he's luring you into his trap! Listen to big brother! That guy is not good news for you" His brother however ignored his warnings.

"You're exaggerating, Chihiro-nii" The bluenette deadpanned but his eyes slightly lightened upon seeing Akashi walking towards them.

"Let's go, Tetsuya?" Akashi smirked as he looked tauntingly at Mayuzumi's desperate face and reaching out a hand to Tetsuya into which the other intertwined with his before they walked out of the gym.

And they're even holding hands! Mayuzumi lost his cool... again.

The phantom player was eventually seen by the others, curled into a ball and cursing incoherent words nobody bothered to decipher as they are too afraid of the dark miasma surrounding the player.

This is not what I initially had in mind but it came up so.

The AkaKuro part is a sudden decision but I don't regret. Mayuzumi loses his cool. OOC, I know.

Hope to do better next time.