The characters will be OCC. Also, Kei is obviously not from the Gintama anime or manga, just a guy I created in my mind. :) This is the first story I've written in a long time, tips and suggestions are appreciated.

"If you're feeling down, I could feel you up."

Silence

Kagura choked on her sunoboku.

Okita glared at the handsome stranger viciously, and pulled Kagura close to him.

Silence

"BAHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW PRETTY BOY I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT!"

…

"Who the hell are you?" Okita deadpanned. His face had resumed to his normal Poker-face expression, but it wasn't hard to see he was pissed off. Like majorly pissed off times ten. He could seriously just snap the guys neck right there, but he was attempting to have a 'romantic' date with China. Beneath his arm, Kagura continued tried to contain her laughter and turned to look at the young man.

"Yeah, exactly what Sadist said. You look like the Seme from a Yaoi manga."

Most men would have been baffled at her response. Some might even been insulted. But Kin Mikazuki was no ordinary guy, like most people with a Yato heritage. Besides, he had already been warned by Kagura's nearly-bald father she would be…difficult. He was prepared for this response.

"And you, Kagura-chan, look ravishing." Kei smiled. He ran his hand through his blond hair and shot her a wink.

Okita stiffened. "Oi, bastard, don't call what's mine "ravishing." You haven't seen what's under this little red dress to know anything." He slid his hand down Kagura's qipao and casually flicked open the top button, exposing her collarbones.

Kagura responded to this by roundhouse kicking him in the stomach. "DON'T DO THAT WITHOUT MY PERMISSION PERVERT!"

"Shit China, that almost hurt."

"I'LL MAKE YOUR BALLS HURT NEXT TIME!"

"Kinky. I like it."

"ARGHHHHH STUPID SADI-"

"I'm your fiance."

The two turned to look at Kei, who was smiling with amusement.

"What?"

"I'm your fiance, Kagura."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sorry about that cliff hanger and the short chapter. They'll usually be around 1000 words minimum. P-L-E-A-S-E R-E-V-I-E-W 3