Felyne Cat-astrophes #1

Curtis was unamused, to say the least. The ship he was manning was in the air for just five minutes. Five minutes! And now he was in this situation. He let out a shrill, enraged mew. A vein popped up on the golden felyne's forehead. The rest of the crew steered clear from the aggravated captain, fearing a barrel-bomb to the face. They all sighed; it's always been like this, and you'd think Curtis would get used to it. Tsuki 'went and grabbed the mop' from the storage room to hopefully avoid the pecking. You see... they had an unexpected passenger on the ship.

"NYA! Damn Kut-ku!" Cursed the gold felyne. "This ship is not a rest house!"

The Kut-ku, of course, never gave so much as a quick glance at Curtis. The bird wyvern scratched on the floorboards of the deck, much to the captain's dismay. The beast let it out like a Congalala (if ya know what I mean) and practically pranced towards the storage room, where poor Tsuki was hiding. In one swing of the Kut-ku's tail, the weak door of the storage room's entrance shattered into tiny pieces.

Inside the storage room, Tsuki was absolutely horrified by the sudden destruction of the only object blocking the pink bird wyvern away from him. The beast tilted its head and squawked. Tsuki flinched as the beast squawked again, and again. The black melynx gave a confused look at the Kut-ku. What was he...

Wait... oh shit!

Realization struck the melynx like a Zinogre's thunderbolt; he was in between a hungry Kut-ku and its meal. He mentally scolded himself for thinking that the only place they stored food was a fantastic hiding-spot. The beast tried to squeeze into the storage room, desperately snapping its large beak which was just a few inches away from a barrel of goldenfish. Tsuki, who had finally snapped out of his frightened daze, got the gist of what the Kut-ku was trying to do, and moved the precious cargo away from it. This, unfortunately, caught the beast's attention, angering it. The Kut-ku let out a mighty caw and-

Okay. We get it.

I'm not finished telling the story, nya!

All we wanted to know was what happend to the ship, Curtis-kun.

"But you're going to miss out on the detail of how it got to that point." Curtis explained. Saito and the other guild members wanted to hit their heads on the floor. Sure it was entertaining, but they wanted to know what happend to Saito's newly bought ship. After all, the small crowd of hunters that gathered were waiting for the answer.

"Just tell us what happened to the ship." Curtis sighed at that point.

"Fine, fine. It blew up." The golden felyne flatly said.

"IT WHAT?!"

"Hey, at least we managed to get the Kut-ku droppings..."

And the guild hall erupted with the sounds of torture from that point.

A/N: Okay, so this won't be a usual thing to see, unless I think of ideas. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this extra chapter, and feel free to tell me if you come up with an idea for some of these things!