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Topic: New hero obliterates Simurgh with giant mecha in one shot!
In: Boards ► News ► Events ► Australia

XxVoid CowboyxX (Original Poster)
Posted on february 25, 2011:

I know Tinker powers are pretty bullshit, but this takes the cake.

This 500 metres tall Mecha came down sweeping from the sky like some angry god and did something to stop the Simurgh's scream.
And then it shrank down to 60 metres or something. Couldn't really get a good fix by calculating using other building as references but here is the source.

And I managed to get this video from some unknown Tinker here that shows you the attack it used to kill the Simurgh.
Like they have this finishing move speech and everything! And then the explosion went Boom! And there was nothing left but ash.

Tell me what you guys think of the new Hero. Is he cool or what. Maybe some input from other Tinkers to make sense of this Awesome-Sauce.

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► Clockblocker (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE)
Replied on february 25, 2011:
Okay, that shit is bullshit. Dam Tinkers and their mechas. Although I wouldn't mind a Gundam for my own. I wonder if Armsmaster would build me one?

But on a side note. The Simurgh is finally gone! Someone is able to kill an Endbringer. The future isn't so bleak anymore when you have giant mechas killing them off with finishing moves!

► Azathoth-Nya (Verified God) (Eldritch Abomination) (Kurou's Girlfriend)
Replied on february 25, 2011:
Oh, my legs tremble when my Darling Kurou kills off such an ugly sore for eyes of an angel. I eagerly await when he finally impales me with his Shining Trapezohedron (Wink)

And my Darling is not a Parahuman like you people. He is an Elder God from beyond the outer gate. So please refer him to his proper title, silly humans.

► Tin_Mother (Moderator)
Replied on february 25, 2011:
We have tentatively confirmed that the pilots of the now named Demonbane mecha are Kurou and Al-Azif. Supposed Elder Gods until proven otherwise.
And the Simurgh is officially dead as of now, so people who think this is a hoax can rest in peace knowing that you won't get brainwashed.

And Azathoth-Nya, please stop hacking PHO again. While we can't ban you now because of your interference. We can't do our job if you keeping displaying messages on our monitors about your Lord and Savior Azathoth, and how he is the greatest thing since porn.

► Al-Azif (Elder God) (Kurou's Wife) (Necronomicon)
Replied on february 25, 2011:
Get the hell away from my husband Nya. I didn't kill you a infinite amount of time just so you could grab Kurou.
Was the Shining Trapezohedron not enough? Or do we need to actually use Azathoth to kill you?

► Barack Obama
Replied on february 25, 2011:
This is incredible. But the motives of the so called Gods are in question. Why did they come here? And is their intentions benevolent ? I ask of you this question so that you may not be lost in your own blind trust.

► ZeroPercent
Replied on february 25, 2011:
Oh my god! Al-Azif! I'm your greatest fan! Keep up doing the good work driving of the Eldritch Abominations! I always will give a hundred percent!

► Illuminated
Replied on february 25, 2011:
Hold up... We have actual Lovecraftian beings casually having posting comments on PHO?

I'm scared, this makes a lot of things dire than before. Luckily I prepared for Illuminati and already made tinfoil hats. But that's not gonna help much. I need to read those old Earth Aleph books and transcripts again to better protect myself.

► Sothoth
Replied on february 25, 2011:
Yes, this does disclose some answers we really are better without. I rather jump in ditch somewhere then poke that stuff with a mile long pole.

► World_Eye (Unverified Cape)
Replied on february 25, 2011:
I'm the guy who got the footage of the fight. I have edited a little bit and have a video here of the rather one sided conversion and the abrupt parting.
And here is the footage of the strange object in the sky that is apparently being built by magic. It reminds me of Death, and Star.

► Armsmaster (Verified Cape) (Veteran Member)
Replied on february 25, 2011:
The PRT is very sorry about the way we handled the situation with the new arrivals. We hope that will be able to amend our relationship so that we can coordinate together and hopefully know what their eventual goals are.

And I'm not building a Gundam Clockblocker. Because unlike the new heroes. We still have to follow the Square Cube Law. Not to mention the cost and maintenance of it would probably be enough to bankrupt the entire PRT.

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► Flacid Snake
Replied on february 25, 2011:
The tactical advantage of what amounts as a giant pilotable robot is rather dubious at best. The only thing that has going for is its firepower and agility. Although that is also questionable. That size would be a problem if it has to indoors or underground. Although it showed itself to be able to shrink down. So that might work.

The inventor of this thing must be either loco or a genius,

► XxVoid CowboyxX (Original Poster)
Replied on february 25, 2011:
Wait, there is a Death Star in the sky? How the hell did I not notice that?
You suppose it might be work of an Tinker or is it the new heroes headquarters?

But it's shaped differently I guess, so it might be something else. Help me out people.

► Tin_Mother (Moderator)
Replied on february 25, 2011:
We have verification that the object current in orbit above the pacific ocean belongs to the pilots of the Mecha.
They have assured us that it won't blow up our planet any times soon. But to be warned of any cylindrical robots that might fall down.

► Vista (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE)
Replied on february 25, 2011:
I don't think many people have noticed. But don't you people think the new arrivals dimensions are a bit odd? Its like you are looking at a straight line but still manages be wavy somehow.

► ReiZetsubou (Author)
Replied on february 25, 2011:
As the night falls upon the morning dew, many people will wonder how the Moon manages to glister depites its rockiness.
The Moon that will soon herald the arrivals of beings beyond our comprehension. And despair will settle in, while doubts start to cloud our hearts.
But in the end, the awakening guarantees the futility of things. So enjoy your peace while it lasts, Soulless Lilim.

► Krysta Kaos
Replied on february 25, 2011:
Whats up with will all these people popping with weird tags. Like that comment was vague and really doesn't help us any.

► Hydro-Kiss (Verified Cape)
Replied on februari 25, 2011:
I wonder who would win if Behemoth went against Demonbane? The only thing we saw was that attack, but can it affect the Endbringer?

► Azathoth-Nya (Verified God) (Eldritch Abomination) (Kurou's Girlfriend)
Replied on february 25, 2011:
HAHAHAHAHA As if that oversized stove can actually touch my darling. He only needs to fire his Ithaqua and Cthugha and that kindle is snuffed out like the pathetic being he is.

► EGKurou (Elder God) (Al-Azif's Husband)
Replied on february 25, 2011:
Hey Nya, maybe we should meet somewhere. Al really doesn't like it. But I know she won't care anyways. I really hope we can continue on friendly terms. Because I know you are just bored. We maybe could travel together or something.

► Al-Azif (Elder God) (Kurou's Wife) (Necronomicon)
Replied on february 25, 2011:
Ah fine, it was becoming rather tedious killing every moment I see you. this not an invitation for you to steal my husband. But I hope we at least stop the conflict.

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