Author's Note: RB belongs to Hallmark and 'The Night Santa Went Crazy' belong to Weird Al Yankovic respectfully. Since I haven't written any stories for the Christmas holiday this year, I thought it wouldn't hurt rewriting one of my old song parodies.

Just to make it clear, I have NOTHING against RB. This song was written just for fun, so there's no need to point fingers and call me an RB hater. Now on with the fic.

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The Night Rainbow Went Crazy

By Charles Xavier

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Down in Rainbow Land,

Everyone was having fun,

The bright moon was shining,

And Christmas had come.

But a girl busted in,

Nearly scared them half to death,

Had a rifle in her hand,

And cheap whiskey on her breath.

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From her hair to her boots,

She was covered with ammo,

Like a cute pissed off destructive, chibi-Rambo.

And she smiled as she said, with a twinkle in her eye,

"Merry Christmas to all,

Now you're all gonna die!"

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The night Rainbow went crazy,

The night when Wisp went insane.

Realized she'd been getting the raw deal,

Something funny must have snapped in her brain.

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Well, the Color Castle was gone now,

She decided to bomb it.

Everywhere you'll find puddles

Of bile and vomit.

So she tied up the Color Kids,

And she held the Sprites hostage,

And she ground up poor Brian,

Into human sausage!

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She got Moonglo and Tickled Pink,

With a pump-action shotgun.

And she sliced up Krys like

A Japanese shogun.

And she picked up a flamethrower,

And she barbecued On-X,

And she took a big bite and said:

"He tastes just like spare ribs!"

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The night Rainbow went crazy,

The night Wisp simply went nuts.

Now ya can't hardly walk in Rainbow Land,

Without stepping in Murky's guts.

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There's the National Guard and the FBI.

There's a van from the Eyewitness News,

And helicopters circling round in the sky.

So the bullets are flying,

The body count's rising

And everyone's dying to know:

"Oh Rainbow, why?"

My, my, my, my, my, my,

You used to be such a sweetie pie.

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Yes, Virginia, now Rainbow Brite is dead.

Some guy from the SWAT team blew a hole through her head.

Yes, little friend, now that her brain's on the floor,

Guess you won't have the cute girl to sing along with anymore!

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But now Twink is in therapy.

And Starlite's still nervous.

And Stormy's got a job,

Working for the postal service.

And the Evil Princess,

She's on the phone every night,

With Count Blogg, negotiating the movie rights.

They're talking about…

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The night Rainbow went crazy,

The night the Rainbow girl flipped,

Broke her back for some Color Sprinkles,

Sounds to me like she was tired of getting gypped.

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Wo!

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The night Rainbow went crazy,

The night when Wisp went insane.

Realized she'd been getting the raw deal,

Something funny must have snapped in her brain.

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Wo!

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Something funny must have snapped in her brain.

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Tell ya!

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Something funny must have snapped…in her brain.