A/N: It's National Sock Memorial Day~ XD anyone?

Any imagery you have while reading this fic is the frog's fault.

"You're wrong."

"Jackal, please refrain from speaking."

"But Sanada-! Striped socks are definitely not-"

"Jackal."

"...yes?"

"I said stop."

Jackal drooped his head as he stared glumly at his striped socks.

Niou snickered, "This is why trouser socks rule."

Renji flipped his hair to appear intimidating, "No, no, these thigh-high nylons are-"

"NO ONE WANTS YOUR OPINION RENJI." Yagyuu said very calmly. "Also, they look terrible on you and I think those children staring at you in revulsion have been brain scarred for life."

Yukimura nodded in agreement, "Yes Renji, I'm afraid I have to say my toe-socks are the belle of the ball."

"Just because you're using weird sayings doesn't make them automatically better-!" Renji fumed internally. "Sanada at least tried."

"I'm wearing women's bobby socks." Sanada reasoned.

"I know."

Kirihara came running over, wild-eyed. "Mura-buchou, Marui stole my knee-high school girl socks!"

Marui stomped over, snarling, "And HE stole my pantyhose."

"While Ore-sama's polyester ankle socks have lost their delightful purple sheen in the wash, you peasants haven't heard of true horrors!"

"...Why is Atobe here?" Fuji asked.

"...WHY ARE YOU HERE?" Kirihara demanded as he jabbed Marui's pantyhose at Fuji a few times.

"To show off my socks," Fuji said nonchalantly as he waved around his soccer socks.

"...They're soccer socks." Marui deadpanned.

"Notice the beautiful crimson color," Fuji explained patiently. "You can't get socks this color anywhere else."

"Why?" Kirihara asked naively.

"Because I dyed them with the blood of my enemies who exist no more."

"Am I your enemy?" Kirihara wondered aloud.

Fuji nodded. "Yes you are."

"Why do I still exist then?"

"...Oh, my bad."

Yukimura blinked rapidly as he stared the Yips into Fuji. Fuji lay paralyzed on the grass after that.

"Why are you immobilizing my teammate and friend?" Tezuka asked quietly as he walked up to Yukimura in his thick, woolen socks with the emblem of a frog on it.

"He was causing a disturbance," Yukimura said smiling. "Also, I like your socks. Why the frog emblem is I may ask?"

Tezuka stared proudly down at his socks. "I wanted the ones with a unicorn emblem, but they were out and frogs were the next best."

"I see."

"You have exceptional taste in socks as well, I have to say."

"What about me?" Shiraishi motioned toward his ruffled-peach-colored maid style socks.

"And me?" Ryoma stuck up his leg to show everyone his sequined flip-flop sock.

Niou snorted. "Guys, guys. Do I have to repeat myself? We ALL know that trouser socks rule. Now I can't wait to go back to wearing our normal socks after National Sock Memorial Day is over."

"We're Rikkai man," Marui explained, "We have lots of sock celebration spirit."

Tezuka, Atobe, Fuji, Shiraishi and Ryoma frowned. They contemplated transferring to Rikkai.

A/N: I'm also contemplating transferring to Rikkai now.