Thanks, Colonel.
Chapter 5: Tri-Tomoe-Eye.
They all stand there, in the Dining area. Until a voice says "COME OUT AN MEET YO MAKAH, BITCH! The whole Fazbear crew rush out of the Pizzaria. There he stands, along side with his right hand man, Muffin' dick. But not only those 2 showed up, but a whole platoon of gangbangers. The Salamander speaks to Emily. "Emily! Awaken the Sharingan!" "What the hell is a Sharingan?!" Emily thinks. "Nevermind that now!" "OPEN FIRE!" Freddy commands, and all of the animatronics shoot at the gangbangers with the M4s that Freddy most likely purchased from an Iranian drug dealer who sold weapons on the side. Most of the people on the gang side die, all except for the 4 that now remain. "Morcaius, I challenge you to a rap battle!" "I accept!" The 2 step forth in front of each other. "I'll go first, white ass bieaacth...
Yo punk ass white boi always serve the whtie goy you don't even know how to jump well I can jump and can hump all yo white bitches and yo can't do anything but masterbate to kids have no balls, no galls. You ain't nothin' but a bitch who can't switch between bein' a bitch and a snich yo got sanchez shit on yo lip!" "Alright... here's mine...K K K.. Sicker than your average nigger killer. Twist a fuckin' niggers head off Niggers fuckin' stink niggers and gayers. Chickin' wing eating players. Tripple K hooligans like the Grand Wizard, put you down so fast like a blizzard.
Black man, black man, can't ya see? Your fuckin' kind needs to hang from trees, and I just my superior ways, I guess that's why you're black and whites are great!" Jackson spontanously cumbusts in flames, as the sick burn was so powerful it manifested into reality. "AHHH! OH GOODOD WHY!?"
"This is what happens to niggers who think they can bust a move." Emily looks at the man as he is writhing in flames. "What.. That actually can happen?!"
"Yes, Emily. It can. Especially when I, the Grand Wizard, Morcaius, does it. The Purple Pimp uses his Black man Magic to catch him self off fire. Purple Pimp looks at Morcaius angryly. "I'm gonna bust yo ass up, white ass bitch!" He charges up, and unleashes his speed and knocks Morcaius into the wall, breaking the wall to the Fazbear place. More black and 1 white gang members come to Purple Pimp's aid, aroudn 50 of them, as do the Klan members for Morcaius. "ATTACK!"
says the Purple Pimp. The gangbangers charge at the Klansmen, as the Klansmen charge at the gangbaners. And since I'm to lazy to do a descriptive battle with many people, I will display it in Mount and Blade terms.
Gangmember kills Klansman Klansman kills Gangbanger Klansman kills Gangbanger Klansman kills Gangbanger Gangmember knocked unconsious Gangmember kills Klansman Gangmember Kills Gangbanger (TK)
White Gangmember kills Klansman White Gangmember is knocked unconsious
The animatronics open fire into at the Purple Pimp, but do no damage due to his evil black aura. "HAHAHA! Dumbass robobitches! I'll kill all o ya!" He lunges at freddy, hitting him in the gut, sending him into the wall behind them. He does a very fast sprint toward Foxy, and gives him a stone-cold Stunner, sending Foxy to the ground, heavily damaged, he then unleashes the move which he calls "Marajuana-ME-HA! Which is a AOE attack that incjects Marajuanas directly to the blood stream, causing major damage to theri circulatory system, although in this case,
it meerly jams the working parts in Animatronics. "Now.. It's just you, an me, lil' bitch!" "My.. friends... You will not live to regret thi-AHH!" She is sparta kicked in the face, making her to a backwards summersault into the wall." "ah-...Aho..ow.." She falls to the ground, face first. "What a dumb little bitch you are. All you had to do, was follow the damn orders of mine and you would have been fine! But no, ya'll had to just fuck up everythang." He picksh her up by her neck,and holds her high. "P-please... just.. die already!" "HAA! Me? Die? I'm a warrior!" He lowers her to deliver many blows to her already bloodied face, many many times. "HA HA HA! Ya lil' cunt! HA HAHAAA!" After the 42nd punch, she stops his fist, and kicks him away. "That's it... I've had enough." Emily charges up her energy,
and unleashes it, after a bright flash of light, she appears to have 2 small wings, her hair, now glowing white, is bigger and slightly longer. "I call this the Angel form." "What da fuck is dis shit?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Another flash of light blinds the whole area of the war. "This, I call Angel form 2..." Her hair now reaches her knees. "What.. is this?! Is this da power of da Angels?!"
"I can go further if you like, Jackson." "What.. What?! WHAT?!" Super Sayajin 3 music plays while this happens. "Hm hm.. pitiful.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
A huge flash of light blinds the whole block. Emily now has 5 foot wings, foot length hair, and now as a large white aura surrounding her. "This..is what I call even further beyond. Tell me, do you feel like you can handle me in this form?" Pimpin' Purple doesn't respond. "Hah, pathetic. You were once so sure you would win.. Now you're just a bubbling mess. Tch." She rushes him and delivers a devastating blow to his stomach.
Pimpin' Purple hunches over in severe pain, falling to his knees. "Is that all you got, Murderer? This is utterly pathetic." She kicks him over, gets on top, and starts beating his face. One power blow after another.
But, in Emily's mind.. "Emily! You have to end this quickly! This Deus Ex Machina isn't going to last much longer! It's putting huge strain on my body, I'll die if this keeps going for much longer!" "Oh shit, I'll end it then!"
She hops off, and thrusts him into 400 feet into the air. She jumps at such an incredible speed, that she rips right through his dark flesh as she pounds him from below. Frank stares in disbelief. "I came from Japan to this horrible place and wasn't even needed. It's like as if they brought me along for shits and giggles." Angel decends down to the earth, Pimpin' Purple's halves dropping in front of her. "It's done.." She powers down, falling to her knees as the Salafairy plops out of her pussy. "Good God, Emily.. don't ever do that again! I could have died!" "S-..-pant- Sorry.. I over did it.." "Well that bullshit won't happen again, I doubt you can muster that kind of power once more. Nor will I let you!" Frank looks at them. "What the fuck was that Deus Ex Machina bullshit just now?" Emily stands up, and looks at the people that were once fighting, now bowing at her feet. "Praise the Lord! He has sent us an Angel from the heavens!" an anonymous man says. "No guys wait I'm not-" "Praise JAYSUS! PRAHS DA LODE!" many of them start saying things related to "PRAISE DA LORD JEEZUZ CHRIZT!" "Oh.. god.. Not this... -GASP- FOXY!"
She rushes over to him. "E-Emily.. you have..to be..strong... For us.." "No, Foxy! Don't die! please!" "Sorry, lass..but.. I'm.. ugh..." He doesn't continue, his eyes don't even shut. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO FOXXYYYY!" Her eyes, once full of fury, now being flooded with tears. She can hear Pimpin' Purple laughing. "Ayy.. lmao... Emily.. hahaha.. You thought you killed me.. Well.. I'm still around. haa. Fuck you. He disapears in a cloud of black mist, once more. "You fucking bastard!...
Oh.. Foxy.. WHY?! I fought so hard, and got so far.. but in the end it doesn't even matter!" She falls on top of him, too tired to continue either. Emily wakes up an unkown time later, in a bed at her house. "Where.. I'm in my..room?"
A sweet, soft voice is heard. "Oi, lass." "Foxy? I thought you were dead!" "No, lass.. Just down. Not out." "Waiit.. my parents let you in here?" "Aye, lass. They think I'm excellent boyfriend material. No offence, but your parents are crazy."
"Well, just a year ago we were dysfunctional.." "I guess, I had a crew like that once." "Really?" "Aye, lass. I went into the Ghetto once to try looting for meself, it didn't work out. I ended up gutting them with me hook." "Foxy, please don't kill anymore.." "I'll try, Emily. For you, I'll try anything." "Even pegging?" "Except that. Foxy the pirate fox does not recieve." "Hehe. Yeeaahh..suuree.." "Ew, lass.. that be gross." "Hehehe!" Her father walks into the room. "Mary!" He hugs her tightly.
"I thought I'd lost you!" "How long was I asleep?" "A week and a half, lass." "Wow.. No wonder I feel so hungry." A squeeky voice is heared above her on the ceiling. "I was feeding you! I was also giving you energy to survive, you were running out of Angel Energy." "I'm.. not an Angel." "Sure you are, Emily! I'm a Salafairy, I know these things." "Oh really now?" Her dad stops hugging her. "Yes, and you almost awakened the Sharingan!" "WHAT...Is a Sharingan?!"
"You'll find out soon, or not soon, who knows? But you're an Uchiha and you will unlock the Sharingan some day." "I'm a what.." "You're an Uchiha, Emily." "I'm an Uchiha?" "Yes, and a thumpin' good one I'd wager." "I'm not an Uchiha."
"Yes you are, Emily!" "I'm not an Uchiha!" "Listen, Emily! You! Are an Uchia." "I'm not an Uchiha, Mukakid!" "EMILY! You, are an Uchiha!" "LISTEN HERE, MUKAKID, YOU SMALL OAF! I'M NOT A FUCKING UCHIHA!" "OH MY GOD, EMILY. WHAT IS WITH THIS LANGUAGE?! YOU'RE A FUCKING UCHIHA!" "NO I'M NOT! SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING DICK HOLE!" "MY FUCKIN' WOT?!" Mukakid, you're pushin' me to far!" "No I'm not! You're an Uchiha! You get a Sharingan, you get some fire style jutsu, it'll burn your enemies.. DEAL WITH IT, YA TWAT!" "I'm a what?" "You're an Uchiha, for fuck sakes listen to meh!" "Mukakid, I don't give a flyin' fuck what'chu think!" "This is NOT negotiable.. You'll go to Konoha, you'll get a Sharingan, you'll get a ninja cat, it'll deliver your mail.. DEAL..WITH IT!" "I'll knaw your tail off, Mukakid!" "Listen you, get near my tail and I'll slap you across the face like a lil' bitch!" "I'll pump ya silly!" "Mon then, ya cunt!" Her dad speaks up.
"ALRIGHT, IT'S TIME TO STOP THIS RIGHT NOW." "oh shit" Emily thinks. "F-Fine.." Mukakid says. "By the way, dad, that Salamander thing raped me." "IT WHAT?!" "NO WAIT NO I DIDN'T!" "Yeah you did! You fucking crawled up my pussy when I said no!" "I did that to keep you alive, ya dumb bitch!" "ALLLRIIIGHHHT.. ENOUGH! I'm going to put my foot down! From now on, you're grounded to this house." "What?! Why?!" "Because, everytime you go out, you cause some sort of shenanginans that always either gets you raped, hurt, or nearly killed." "Fuck you, Dad! I do what I want!" She gets out of bed, trips and stumbles and falls out of her window." "EMILY NOO!" From outside. "I'M FINE!" Her dad has the look of absoloute worry. "Oh my god, I might just ground her to her room..." 2 more days pass, and Emily has snuck out of her house to go to the Fazbear place. They are celebrating their victory. "Hey guys! Are you celebrating our victory?" Emily gets a call on her codec. "Emily, I just said that they were celebrating their victory, what part of "They are celebrating their victory" didn't you understand?" "Who..Who are you? Where did I get this weird ear piece thing?" "Nevermind that, It's.. not important!" He closes out the codec channel.
"That was weird... I don't like this world, it scares me..." "Freddy and Co. are having cake, while Filthy Frank and Co are doing celebratory Batsu Games. "Ah, little Emily! Welcome to our party! We knew you'd be out so we waited!" Freddy says. "Gee, thanks guys!" Pink guy walks over to the group. "Eyy B0ss.. I habe cancer!" "You what?" "I eat cake while being baked and fingering girls who are easily raped, I use my long schlong to play ping pong it's not hard to be a bard all ya gotta do is kick a fat lard! Yeah! Whoa!
Kick that ho in the 'fro I use my rappening skills to my bills while eating fuckin' a fish's gills, not to far when you got a car to run over some peeps who can't keep thier faggatry in, I always win while eating Ram-en. I love litle lolis, Konata is my waifu I like to make sure you eat yourTofu and-" All of a sudden, Spider-Man bursts through the doors, with Izumi Konata on his back. "DON'T YOU EVER. DARE. SAY KONATA IS YOUR WAIFU!" "Anata wa panku, fuketsuna furankudesu!" Konata says. Pink guy looks at that with his trademarked creepy stare. "Konata is my Waifu, Spider-Man smells like poo, nothin' you can ever do to the Pink Dude you got nothin' on yo chest, I'm the best at what I do you're just nothin' but a weeaboo! I'll be takin' Konata to pound town while you're just a fat clown!" Konata hops off of his back and walks over to Pink Guy, only to be stopped by Emily. "You better not be going after my friend, Bluey." "HAHAHA! Anata wa watashi o teishi suru koto ga dekiru to omoimasu ka? Warawasenaide kudasai!
Anata mo, sono ba ni gai o ataeru koto wa dekimas-AGH!" Emily as punched Konata in the throat. She falls to the floor, gasping for air, but is kicked in the face and onto her back. "NOOOO! My little Kawaii-Kun!" Spider-Man rushes over to her. "How could you do this?!
After I saved you twice!" "And I thank you for that, but your little "Kawaii-Kun" was insulting me, at least I think she was. Probably was with that tone." He picks Konata up, and rushes her out of teh building. "Well, that takes care of that!" Mangle speaks to Emily.
"Emily, you are a truely Kawaii loli!" "Aww, thanks Mangle! I guess I should call you an Animetronic!" They all everyone of the Fazbear Crew laughs. Filthy Frank looks toward the ceiling. "Please, kill me."
But, where there is light, there is always darkness.
"My Lord, how can I save Emily's soul?"
"Hmm, well as Emily's older brother, you should be able to easily persuade her."
"I can't, my Lord. She's infatuated with robots, and knows nothing of God."
"How far are you willing to go to make her believe in God, Raku?"
"I'll do anything, even if it makes her hate me forever!"
"Then, disreguard all emotion. For what I will make you do will force her to turn to God."
"Thank you, Lord Danzo."