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The food was amazing!

Actually no the food was better than amazing it was so delicious Law found that it actually melted in his mouth! The flavor seemed to embrace his each and every taste bud and send his mouth into the most mouth watering euphoric state he had ever known. There had to be a word that did this food justice, he just didn't have it in his vocabulary just yet, but he would eventually, he needed to express just how much he loved the meal before him.

"Shishishi. waf i twell uf" Law heard before him and snapped his head up to meet the amused gaze of the teen just as he gulped his mouthful of assorted meats.

"Isn't it just the best Torao!" his cheery voice stated more than asked.

Law could only nod numbly as he took his time savoring the meal. "Y-yeah its..." he paused still trying to figure out the right adjective. "good..." he finished lamely and flushed at this.

If the teen had caught on to his disgraceful appreciation for the cooking, he didn't comment on it and instead grinned that massive smile of his.

"I'm so glad you like it!" Then he turned around and yelled, "OI SAAAAAAAANNNNJJJIIIIII HE LOVES YOUR FOOD!~"

"BE QUIET YOU MORON!" Came the response from the kitchen and Law was left staring down at his food once more, spooning some of the heavenly rice into his mouth. He would have to bring Bepo Sachi and Penguin here before they set off again, they deserved to taste this food.

And fuck Law might even bring Doflamingo to cool off the anger he was no doubt harboring at this moment. Actually there really was no doubt about it, Sachi had make sure to let Law know that the bird brain was currently on a rampage, his texts had quickly accumulated in Law's inbox and had made his phone buzz countless times.

Oh~ man! What did you do? - Sachi-ya

Law hadn't responded, he was already dealing with one child he didn't need to deal with two.

You should see this, Doffy is actually THROWING the couch cushions! LOL Law what did you do? - Sachi-ya

Law? - Sachi-ya

Law! Tell me what you did T^T! - Sachi-ya

LAAAAAAAAAWWWWW BEPO IS WORRIED! Have you no heart man! - Sachi-ya

It was only then that Law had sent back a text, but not to Sachi and straight to Bepo.

I'll tell you later, tell Sachi-ya to stop blowing up my phone or I'll kill him. - Law

Yes, Boss, I'm sorry! - Bepo-ya

That's curel! Y U NO TXT ME BACK! - Sachi-ya

Rolling his eyes Law had turned his phone to silent and stuffed it in his pocket just before the food arrived with a grinning Sanji.

And now here he was enjoying the best food he had in quite some time... he should really bring his family here more than anything, Lamie wold love the food.

"rao... TO-RA-O!" The makeshift name brought him out of his thoughts to look startled at a grinning Luffy, who was halfway done with his seven course meal by the way.

Settling his eyes on Luffy, Law raised a brow and the younger smiled. "God are you always this spacey? I was just saying that we should go down the block and introduce you to Zoro, I think you'll like him. And he's having a tournament today so there should be lots of people and food!"

"Luffy-ya... do you really need more food?" Law questioned with a raised brow as he looked at the near empty plates of two stakes gone, half of a rack of ribs missing, a lobster completely obliterated and devoured, what was once a pyramid of some sort of meat now reduced to a third... and the other dishes Law hadn't been able to identify before Luffy had sunk his teeth into him.

Luffy looked at him with his mouth hanging open in a slight "o" his lips covered with barbecue sauce and looking completely confused as he considered Law's question.

"Shishishi, Torao you can never have enough meat!" Luffy stated with a boisterous laugh.

"You'll have to excuse him, Law." A cool voice said then, earning Law's full attention, was this guy seriously using his name so casually?

"This idiot here is an unstoppable machine that knows not when to stop when it comes to eating meat. That's why we limit him on seven courses otherwise he would eat us out business!" the blonde cook came up behind Law and pulled out a handkerchief before stepping over to Luffy and actually wiping away the barbecue sauce off of the teens lips!

Once again Law did not think that this was a normal friendly thing to do, then again he could be wrong? Law really needed to sit down with Lamie or Bepo and figure out what was socially acceptable and what wasn't amongst friends.

The younger dark haired teen pouted while he was fussed over and soon gave Sanji a bright and warm smile. And suddenly Law found himself furious once again, with a narrowed gaze he directed it back to his grilled fish and angrily stabbed his fork into the tender meat, bringing it to his mouth and chewing away at it while Luffy and Sanji laughed about something he hadn't cared to overhear.

Again, why Law was suddenly put off by these little things, he didn't know which only added to his sudden sour mood. Why was the blonde cook so caring towards Luffy? If it was clear that Luffy was with this Ace person, then the blonde was clearly not his significant other and had no obligations to clean up after him even if it was his restaurant.

Law stabbed another piece of fish and huffed in frustration as while trying to calm his nerves.

All that time, the Surgeon was oblivious to the single crystal blue eye that watched him carefully from beside Luffy, a smile curving his lip as he made a mental note and ruffled Luffy's head again after refilling their drinks.

Vergo had shifted his car to parked, cut off the silent engine and slipped out of the Cadillac. Straightening his suit and adjusting his tie, the stoic man marched up to the house he had seen about two hours ago when they picked up the teen that had been chosen to spend the say with Law.

Clearing his throat, Vergo raised a balled fist and was ready to knock loudly on the door when he heard, a peculiar sound.

"Ah Marco! No wait!"

Vergo stilled as he heard this, his brain scrambling to make sense of the sounds that were emanating from the other side of the door.

"Shhh, just relax, yoi." A second voice, this one laced with what could only be described as amusement and the other... Vergo did not want to say what the other thing was. Sure he was no stranger to the emotion, but that did not mean that he was comfortable with listening to people becoming... intimate! Yet he must do something before the inevitable-

"Yes Marco!" the moan was loud even on this side of the door and Vergo could feel his resolve wavering. There were very very few things that Vergo was uncomfortable with, and such situations topped the list.

Drugs, violence, death, all that he could definitely work with, give him a puppy to kick and he would gladly do it, but when it came to two people... well doing that, that's where he drew the line.

"Ahm, yes right there!" the cry from the first man jerked Vergo from his thoughts and he pulled his hand back from the door, visibly repelled, yet unable to make his legs move from where they were rooted.

"I told you to relax, Ace look you're so tense, yoi." the other seductive voice hummed low, the deep rumble a near purr that made Vergo cringe away further. "That's it, doesn't that feel much better, yoi?"

He should leave, he should leave now!

"I" a hitched breath followed, "Oh god I am too relaxed!" the louder and highly more vocal of the two growled and was quickly quieted by Vergo could only presume, the one um helping him.

A breathless laugh followed only to be interrupted by a ringing phone.

"Oh that's for me!" All traces of his previous state vanished and left left Vergo dazed and utterly confused.

Marco sighed as Ace had escaped his expert fingers and watched the young man with amused sky blue eyes. So much for the calming massage.

"And to think I was finally gettin you all unwound, yoi." he murmured with a clear pout in his voice, glancing to his younger lover as he eased back into the couch and propping his legs up on the furniture.

Ace made a hushing motion and put the phone back to his ear.

"Tell me you've found him Izo, please." Ace said hurriedly into small device hoping that the older man had caught onto his younger brother, apprehended the notorious bastard Law and was turning him over to the authorities as he should for even daring to give his little brother a glance.

The man on the other end, however, sighed in exasperation. "Listen to me Ace, I trailed the guy and you won't believe where he went-"

Ace cut him off. "DON'T TELL ME IT'S TOO LATE IZO! We can still save Luffy right, hold on don't move! I'm coming over!" Ace shouted into the phone as he ran around the house, trying to find his missing clothes again.

"For the love of all that is fucking Holy in this world Izo, tell me where you are, I'll be right over, pants he damned. In fact fuck public indecency they can't arrest a man that's trying to save his younger brother from these creeps!"

"Ace can you please be quiet for one second, and calm down enough for me to tell you that the man is right-" The well groomed man drawled from the other end and managing to get cut off once more.

"Can't you see that I can't calm down not when Lu-" Ace swung the door open and whatever he was about to say died on his lips. Standing before him was a man he didn't recognize for a split second. But after that it all fell into place.

"YOU!" the word was spat out of the younger raven mouth as he narrowed his dark chocolate gaze at the flustered looking man on their porch.

"What he fuck have you done to Luffy?!" Ace shouted and flung the phone back inside startling his boyfriend with both the cursing and flinging of objects. Never once taking into consideration that he was essentially launching his near naked and disheveled looking self at the man that took a solid punch to his jaw.

The bastard was quick, Ace would give him that, the guy recovered quickly from the strike and deflected the rest of the incoming blows from an angry Ace quite deftly. That is until Ace was yanked away, his boxer briefs pulling uncomfortably at his nether regions and making an unpleasant sound escape him.

"Oi, oi what are you doing, that's no way to answer a door yoi." Macro chided as he pulled Ace away from his target and angering the freckled man in the process.

"What does it look like I'm doing?! I'm trying to get Luffy back!" Ace ground out while he struggled fruitlessly and quickly decided that pulling at the hold his boyfriend had on his boxers was possibly not the best idea for his family jewels.

Now out of immediate danger, the man coughed into his fist. "I apologize for the intrusion, and for... interrupting, but may I have a moment of you time?"

"Interrupting?" The blonde asked with a raised brow and looked at his boyfriend in his near naked glory and himself with his buttoned down shirt completely opened and displaying his inked tattoo.

Marco had to chuckle. "Oh no, we weren't in the middle of anything, this is his usual wear for the weekends, Ace be a dear and put some clothes on, third drawer on your left in the Garp's room, yoi."

Ace knew his jaw was slack and opened, looking on in disbelief and flushed in both anger and embarrassment. His clothes were in Garps room!? The man didn't live with them but in those rare times that he did stop by to visit, he wanted his room to be ready and to not get pummeled into the ground all four boys had agreed to make the fifth spare room for the elderly man.

And it turned out his clothes were in there, Ace was conflicted. Garp knew where everything was and if he went in there then he would know Ace went in there, but he needed his clothes, he needed to go find Luffy, he needed to. So Ace just had to man up march in there and steal his clothes back, yeah thats what he would do.

"I hate you." he muttered under his breath, and with as much dignity as he could muster, he walked back into the house.

Marco chuckled behind him, "Love you too, yoi. Would you like to come in for some coffee, mister?"

"Vergo." the man replied curtly and gave a nod accepting the invitation into the house, what little remained of the pinkness around his ears cleared up and left Marco amused.

Izo stepped up to the house moments later and let himself in, curious as to what was happening with the man he had been following, and after that spirited display of Ace's well his curiosity just seemed to be sparked further.

Once inside the house, Izo followed the enticing aroma of coffee and offered his lovely smile. "Ah, Marco my dear give me a cup too will you?"

"Hey Izo, so he roped you in huh." the blonde greeted his brother and prepared another cup as the well groomed man sat himself before the man he had been tailing.

"Good morning," he extended a hand, "Izo a pleasure to meet you."

"Vergo." the man grunted and shook his hand. 'Ah strong grip.' Izo noticed and sat back again and accepted his coffee.

"So what brings you here Vergo?" Marco asked setting his drink down as well.

"Yeah and what makes you think you can come back without Luffy?" Ace butts in suddenly back and fully clothed.

Izo hid a smile in his drink and simply watched the scene. Vergo seemed undisturbed from the accusatory tone in the freckled teens voice and cut to the chase.

"I am here because of that very reason, that little brat of yours kidnapped Trafalgar Law, and I am here to let you know that if he is not returned immediately, there will be dire consequences.

Ace visibly darkened, eyes narrowing dangerously. "Did you just call Luffy a brat?"

"Ahhh. That was great!" Luffy exclaimed as he stretched his arms over his head and rested his hands behind his head as they walked away from the restaurant. The Hyperactive teen yelling back to his friend while walking backwards.

"Baaaaaaaiiii Sanji! See you at home, thank you for the meat~!"

Law didn't peek over his shoulder to see what the reaction of the blonde cook was, he simply raised a hand to wave his goodbye, the food was beyond great but that didn't mean he owed anything to the over affectionate blonde, especially after all the confusing thoughts he gave him.

While in the restaurant he had been not only been fawning all over Luffy, but over many of the women clientele, so one could only imagine the sea of confusion this landed the surgeon in. The man who was not only all over the kid who was clearly in a relationship was also a womanizer, yes Law was not holding much respect for the cook even if his food was everything on could want in a meal. In the end. Law was left more flustered than anything in regards with where Sanji and Luffy stood with the other and then reprimanded himself for even wasting time thinking about Luffy's affairs.

And that thought had lead to another! Was Luffy having an affair with the blonde? Was this some sort of those open relationships that Sachi had told him about once? If so then it would make sense wouldn't it?

His thoughts were only further encouraged once they reached the dojo that wasn't "down the block" as Luffy had said but down three blocks and a couple of rights. All in all it was a fair distance from the restaurant. But here Luffy rushed in and immediately tackled a green haiered man.

"ZOOOOOOOOOROOOO~!"Luffy had burst through the doors and surprised a man in the middle of a lesson by tackling him to the floor.

Law who was left at the door could only watch as the two rolled about the floor, Luffy wrapping his arms as tightly as he could around a flustered teen who did his best to escape the hold.

"Oi Luffy you idiot get the fuck off me!" the voice who presumably belonged to Zoro growled as Luffy Laughed his full on laugh and continued to embrace the man that eventually just gave in and took the hug like a man.

Though the thing that threw Law off was the smile the man wore. It was the sort of smile one reserved for when no one was looking, the kind that you hid whenever you actually liked something but would rather not show the world. Like when Lamie made Law little homemade gifts for his birthday, he would give her his smile, but to everyone else, he would hide that smile until he was alone. Was this Zoro only pretending to not like the hug? did he secretly enjoy these hugs? Law had this building suspicion that the man did in fact like Luffy's clinging hugs.

The more that Law watched, the more he was convinced that Luffy was involved with multiple people. ANd that would explain their living situations as well. Four men living under the same roof, all of them involved a little goo intimately to just be roommates.

Shaking his head Law tried and failed to rid himself of those thoughts and was soon met with the face of a puzzled looking teen. "Ne Torao, are you spacing out again?"

"No I was just..." Law trailed off and looked around. "Looking at the place." which he noticed looked like any other dojo he had been to. He wondered though...

"You said there was going to be a tournament right?" he asked and turned to look at the newest addition to Law's list of people he disliked.

"You must be the Surgeon." the man rumbled toweling off his sweat drenched hair and smirked. "Your songs ain't that bad, you come to see the match?"

Law smirked despite himself, "Actually, do you allow last minute sign ups?"

And I think I'm going to cut it here guys, sorry for the shortish chapter. But Law had met Zoro! Will he keep him on his list of people he dislikes? When will someone tell him Luffy is single XD And as a side note, I may have had too much fun with Vergo here

Anyway see you next time! Happy belated 4th of July to any who actually care for it.

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