"Are you kidding me?" Steve says when Thor walks into the den and hangs Mjolnir on the coat rack by the entrance.

"What?" he asks.

"See?" Tony butts in and gets up from the couch. "That is exactly what we were just talking about." He gestures to Thor's hammer and looks at Thor with disbelief.

Thor chuckles as he looks at his weapon and back at the two puzzled men. He shrugs and sits down on the couch.

"Don't think about it too hard."

"No, no, no, no." Steve shakes his head. "Your hammer says 'whoever be worthy holds the hammer of Thor', that's what it says. How can we not pick it up but a coat rack can?"

Thor holds a hand to his chest and chuckles harder.

"Okay." Tony announces, clapping his hands together. "Elevator, now. Thor, bring along whack-a-mole. We're doing this."

The three men wait for the elevator and step inside when the doors slide apart. Thor drops Mjolnir on the floor of the elevator and Tony hits the button for the ninth floor. The doors shut, the elevator rises as usual, the 2 on the screen becomes 3, 3 becomes 4… Mjolnir appears to have no impact on it at all.

Thor smiles as he watches Tony and Steve collectively lose their minds.

"I… I…" Tony stutters. His face contorts as he tries to come up with an explanation.

Steve's mouth drops open. "It doesn't make any sense!"