Meet Jean Kirchtein the Soldier

Pyro laughed when he was burning everything down with his flamethrower , but when he lifted his weapon up and screamed boastfully, a rocket came from nowhere and blew Pyro into little pieces...

Demoman was drinking his bottle of alcohol when a rocket suddenly blew him up...

"Pow!" Heavy said, imagining that his hand was a gun as he thought he was a cowboy, but another rocket blew him up as well...

Then next, Jean was seen wearing a soldier's green helmet in front of something that seemed to be line of new recruit rookies wearing the same helmets but their color was blue...

"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then we must fight!" Jean said, then he turned around to one of the new recruits. "Keith Shadis said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it!" he said while he was toughing that new recruit's helmet. "And then he perfected it, so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!"

In next clip we see Jean was screaming madly and charging himself into the battlefield, shooting Blu team along the way with his shotgun. An explosion exploded behind him as he keep running on the way, then he changed his weapon into rocket launcher. "To the left!" Marco yelled at Jean as Medic came into the scene to try to shoot him with syringe gun...

"Maggot!" Jean shouted as he fired his rocket launcher and it blew Medic into little pieces. "Right up! Right up!" Mikasa shouted, "Go, go, go!" Sasha shouted. Jean led his team, accompanied by Mikasa and Sasha into the battlefield that their team were fighting with Blu team...

Back with the new recruits, Jean was continuing with his speech as he held grenades, one in each hand. "Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto the boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one!" Jean banged the two grenades together repeatedly.

The next clip showed Jean was still running through the battlefield. "Sentry up there!" Eren shouted as he stayed behind the cover with Marco but Jean didn't care. He reached Engineer and his sentry gun and blew them both up with another rocket, it made him fly and now he was running on a huge pipe. The final capture point were protected by Heavy and Pyro, so Jean blew them up by firing another rocket before landing. After he landed, Spy emerged behind him trying to stab him in the back, but Jean quickly turned around and hit him in the face with the shovel, knocking Spy out...

Back with the recruits, Jean laughed quietly as he remembered everything, but suddenly his face became serious again. "And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo!" Jean said while putting his face right in front of one of the new recruits. However, it turned out that they weren't new recruits at all but it was several heads of all Blu team members put on the fence, and Medic's head fell to the ground...

Jean crouched down, put his face near Medic's face and said " Unless it's farm!"

This is parody fanfic that inspired by Titan Fortress 2 by Fil101 in Deviantart. So please review if you don't like something in this fanfic and want me to fix it.

Shingeki no Kyojin including characted belonged to Hajime Isayama.

Team Fortress 2 including character and items belonged to Valve Coporation.

Also, I will give credit to Fil101 for inspired me to write this fanfic.

Thank you and hope you like it!