A/N: Can't do it anymore. I had to update this. It's been a long time I made a humorous story, so here I am putting this up. It's on the rough side, so it is not all that good. The reason I wanted to do this because all my stories are dramatic, hurt, and/or angst. It was about time I made something happy for once. I am still working on "A Foolish Prince and His Beloved Servant". Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or its original cast.
Chapter One
It all started after elementary school was done for the day. A group of small children were talking to each other with excitement about what they had done in their class. Another child, a little bigger than the smaller children, walked towards the young ones. He walked in an upright manner while his long, silver hair trailed behind him. His cool, slanted golden eyes scanned among them to find the child he was looking for. They both looked similar except the younger one had puppy ears while the other had elfin ears with a crescent mark tattooed on his forehead and two stripes on each cheek. Calmly, the older one took a few more steps towards the younger one and pulled on the back of his shirt. The younger one growled and glared at the older one.
"Wash it, Sesshomaroo," yelled the younger one towards the older child. The older child rolled his eyes.
"It is time to go, Inuyasha," said the older one.
"But I don't wanna!" Inuyasha cried, "I was about to show Miroku something cool!"
"Don't care. Let's go," Sesshomaru announced, pulling the back of Inuyasha's shirt and dragging him as he did so. His words were spoken in a mature manner for a child his age.
"No!" Inuyasha screamed, making the other children close their ears with their hands.
As Inuyasha was being dragged while Sesshomaru ignored his protesting brother as he walked, a small little girl with long black raven hair stood with her arms wide open as if to stop them.
"Let go of, Inuyashi," yelled the girl. Her brown orbs glared at Sesshomaru.
"It's Inuyasha," Inuyasha corrected.
Ignoring Inuyasha's statement and looking towards the girl, he clicked his tongue in distaste.
"And who are you to get in my way?" Sesshomaru questioned.
The girl tilted her head upwards and crossed her arms as she answered, "I'm Kagome."
"I did not ask for your name, peasant. I merely stated what your status would be for you to stop me," Sesshomaru informed her. Inuyasha and Kagome looked at him in a confused manner.
"What is a pee sent and what does a status mean?" Kagome questioned.
Sesshomaru let out a sigh and shook his head at their stupidity. He did not have time to explain their uneducated minds. He just wanted to go home as fast as he could.
Suddenly, he felt someone pulling on his sleeve. He looked downwards to see the shortest child he had ever seen. Her brown eyes looked up at him innocently. She had shaggy black hair with only a bit of her hair tied in a loose side ponytail.
"What do you want?" Sesshomaru asked monotonously. Her eyes reminded him of mud, and it disgusted him. But for some reason, she made him want to pat her head with that puppy-eyed look.
"Pease let go of Inuyashi," the girl whispered.
"Inuyasha!" Inuyasha corrected once again. Again, he was ignored.
"No," Sesshomaru responded immediately. Suddenly, tears started to form in the younger girl's eyes. Sesshomaru winced. His hand holding onto Inuyasha loosened, and Inuyasha took this chance to get out of Sesshomaru's grasp.
"Ha! Freedom!" Inuyasha declared in a proud manner while dancing around the girl who saved him and Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru did not care as he stared at the little girl, who suddenly smiled after Inuyasha's announcement. The glaze in her eyes disappeared and was replaced with a content expression. Her smile, though, caught Sesshomaru's breath.
Then and there, Sesshomaru's life had changed.
Not too far away, a man with long silver hair pulled into a ponytail, similar to Sesshomaru and Inuyasha stood with a woman beside him. Her long raven hair pushed back by the wind.
"Children are so strange, Izayoi. Especially our sons," said the man. The woman giggled beside him.
"They are children after all, Taisho," said Izayoi, "Now, enough entertainment. Let's take them home before Sesshomaru and Inuyasha start to fight."
"Yeah, but we might have someone else's child leaving with us," said Taisho.
Izayoi turned her head to see Sesshomaru lifting the girl, who held Sesshomaru's sleeve, up in the air. It did not seem Sesshomaru was hurting her, instead it seemed that the little girl was having fun since she was giggling. She could see Sesshomaru seemed to be scanning the girl's face.
"I have decided. You will be my slave," Sesshomaru announced abruptly. Not knowing what it meant, Rin continued to giggle innocently.
Opposite of her reaction was the shocked faces of the two adults. Taisho was going to have to lecture his eldest son.
Meanwhile, Inuyasha was being scolded by Kagome for showing a catepillar to her, which was also the thing he wanted to show Miroku.
"Stop hurting my ears, wench!" Inuyasha yelled while trying to cover his ears from Kagome's shouting at him.
Taisho might have to lecture Inuyasha too. Both of the adults wondered where their sons learned such words. It was going to be a long day for those parents.