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Before Haruhi could look for her bag Tamaki leaned over her shoulder and blew on her neck. She reeled on the inside but tried to keep her composure in check, breathing deeply, "Please don't do that."

After a few moments of silence Tamaki started speaking again, "You need a makeover or no girl is going to look twice at you."

She almost smirked. "Yeah well I'm not trying to get girls to look at me."

Tamaki looked taken aback, "But that the most important thing! You have to learn to be a gentleman, and please the ladies. Like me." He shot her a cunning smile that wasn't doing good things to her lady bits below.

She quietly gulped and went with the first thing that popped into her head, "I just don't think it's all that important. Why should I care about appearances and labels anyway? I mean, all that really matters is what's on the inside, right? I don't understand why you even have a host club like this."

"It's a cruel reality isn't it? It's not often that God creates a perfect person like moi, beautiful both inside and out."

"Say what?"

"I understand how you feel since not everyone is as blessed as I am but you must console yourself otherwise how would you go on living? And think about this Haruhi! Why do you think they put works of art in museums? Because beauty should be shared with the world! And those born beautiful should promote other beautiful people…" he kept going on and on while Haruhi thought to herself.

There is a word that's perfect for him.

"Here's a tip, when setting down you glass, extend your pinky finger as a cushion. And that way when you set it down; you won't be making a lot of noise!"

Maybe… A pain in the neck? No, there's something that fits him perfectly.

"But above all else Haruhi, you must remember how effective a glance to the side can be."

"Oh, I got it!"

"Oh, did I strike a chord-"

"Obnoxious!" Tamaki quickly retreated into a corner hiding his face from the world. "Uh, I'm sorry Tamaki Senpai.

The twins appeared on either side of Haruhi laughing at Tamaki, making her sweat as they leaned on her body in all the wrong, but so right, places. She could feel their hips brush against her butt as they both applied pressure to the top of her head. "You're a hero alright."

But he is a pain in the neck. I don't know if I can stand doing him if he acts like that the whole time.

"I'm sorry Senpai, but your lesson did strike a small chord with me."

"Really? It did? Well then let me teach you more! My friend!"

Well he got over that quick.

"Boss?" the twins chorused.

"Call me King!" he was still twitching unsteadily from his bout of depression.

"You can teach him all the basic rules of hosting," Hikaru started.

"But he's not going to get very far with the ladies if he doesn't look the part you know. He's not exactly host club material but, maybe if we took off his glasses it'll help." Kaoru finished taking of Haruhi's glasses mid sentence.

"Hey I need those!" The twins gawked at Haruhi's eyes, it turns out they were indeed quite beautiful. "I used to have contacts but I lost them on the first day of school."

Tamaki stormed up and pushed aside the twins to stare into her eyes, for a moment his hair covered his eyes then he snapped his fingers. "Hikaru, Kaoru."

"Got it!" They saluted their 'king' and dragged Haruhi out the door.

"Kyoya, my hair stylist!" He pointed at the cool member as he was already punching a number into his phone.

"Mori Senpai, go to the eye doctor and get him some contact lenses." Mori ran off with a cloud of dust.

"What about me Tama-chan?" Honey asked him at the extreme of cute.

"Honey Senpai, you-"

"Yes sir!" Honey nodded.

"Go have some cake."

Honey pouted with his bunny Ousa-chan and sat alone at a table with some cake. "It's just us Ousa-chan, everyone else said they were too busy."

"Here, change into this uniform." The twins said in sync. Haruhi had already been given a haircut and contact lenses.

"What! But why?" Why do I have to wear a boy's uniform?

"Don't ask questions! Change! Change!" They tackled her and she was instantly frozen as they both began pulling off her clothes.

Hikaru had attacked her shirt and Kaoru her pants, they were both a bit surprised and a bit pleased by what they found. Haruhi just happened to have changed into a cuter pair of underwear when she was home, incase Kyoya was up for another round.

The twins gave each other a devilish grin, "So Haruhi, you're a girl?"

"Um,"

"Are you aware of how we have girls pay us back?"

"Yes Kyoya has already informed me, he asked me to allow everyone to find out on their own."

"Selfish bastard," Hikaru cursed.

"He just wants all the fun to himself." Kaoru mumbled.

Both twins were stroking the fabric of her underwear; if Haruhi wasn't already soaked she would have been in moments. Hikaru began sucking on her nipples through her bra as Kaoru watched and rubbed her clit, slipping a finger under her panties.

"You actually have great fashion sense when it comes to underwear, too bad I'd rather see you with it off." Hikaru mumbled and skillfully unclipped her bra with one hand while the other ripped it off of her, Haruhi was immediately exposed to them but she didn't mind. Her mind was already three steps ahead as Kaoru pulled off her panties and slipped a finger into her velvet sheath and Hikaru began sucking and nibbling on her nipples, kneading her other breast with his hand and teasing her nipple.

Haruhi felt like it was too much already and came into Kaoru's hand, crying out softly. "Did I say you could come?" Kaoru asked.

Haruhi was panting from their ministrations but managed, "You never said I couldn't."

Both twins smirked at each other, but then Hikaru thought to ask, "Are you a virgin Haruhi?"

"I was this morning."

"I guess I can let it go this time then." Kaoru mumbled. His fingers were still playing with her, stretching her walls, and when she was no longer as affected he slipped a finger in her back door making her cry out in surprise.

"Kaoru!" Her walls had already clenched around his finger, but she was once again relaxed into bliss as Hikaru gave her a particularly hard suck. He left her nipples red and shiny as he took her mouth and made his tongue dance with hers.

Kaoru slowly started to shed clothes until finally all of them were naked and Kaoru pumped her and himself at the same time. Hikaru jumped slightly when Haruhi wrapped a hand around his fully hardened cock, and after a few unskilled pumps he came onto her belly.

"Haruhi, look what you do to me." He whispered in her ear, licking the shell and making her shudder in pleasure. He was already hard again.

"Please." She asked him.

"Please what Haruhi?"

"I need you, inside."

Kaoru obliged and watched as Hikaru slowly pushed himself into her, impaling her pale ass on his dick. She cried out his name, and he started to move slowly at first then gaining speed as she encouraged him.

He was bigger than she expected, about the same as Kyoya, and even mid fuck she couldn't decide if she preferred one over the other. She could definitely say that they both had very different styles, but she didn't mind a little variety in her life.

Hikaru kept thrusting into her, making her come multiple times before he let go. After a moment of leaning on each other and staring into each other's eyes Haruhi groaned as a finger was slipped into her backdoor again, widening her hole. Kaoru whispered into her ear, "Let's try again."

Hikaru smirked, "As a team."

This time both twins slowly slid into her at the same time. Haruhi squeaked in pain a few times as she adjusted to both of them, they gently began to thrust into her shallowly at different paces, creating friction like no other. Soon there was no more pain and Haruhi was begging for more.

Hikaru and Kaoru made Haruhi come undone, she came too many times to count before even one of them went soft. She felt the both of them splash inside of her as her horny body accepted everything they had to give.

They all lay there for a moment, they were still both still inside of her and Haruhi couldn't believe how warm and full she felt. She was like putty in their hands until they both pulled out of her at the same time. She groaned in protest, she was comfortable with them there.

"Come on Haruhi, we gotta clean you up for your big unveiling."

Haruhi sat up, feeling all the cum inside of her slosh around and leak from between her legs. The stuff on her belly had hardened already, the twins were working to use her old clothes as rags and cleaned her up.

She was grateful because she didn't care what happened anymore as long as she got some more of that; now preferably. "But don't you want to go again?"

The twins laughed, "Eager for more are we?"

Neither had gotten dressed yet so she took the opportunity to grab both of their cocks, Hikaru was the most responsive so she immediately took him into her mouth, trying to also still rub Kaoru.

"Ok, one more time." They said in unison. Kaoru pushed himself into her, and Haruhi belatedly noticed he was smaller than his twin. Hikaru leaned back and pushed her head down onto him, fucking her throat and making her come out of her thoughts.

Soon she was being fucked from both ends and loving this new feeling. As they thrust into her they tried to keep the same pace and she came twice before they all did together.

Haruhi gulped down all the cum Hikaru had to offer. They lay there panting, "Now then, we really need to get dressed."

Finally they succeeded in getting dressed and straightening all their clothes, the twin slipped out the curtain. Haruhi was fiddling with her tie and straightening her lapels when Tamaki called to her from the other side of the curtain. "Aren't you dressed yet?

"Are you sure it's really ok for me to keep this uniform?" Haruhi asked as she brushed the curtain aside.

"Cute! You're as pretty as a girl! Adorable!" Tamaki cried as soon as he saw her with tears running down his face.

"Haru-chan, you look so cute!" Honey exclaimed.

"Yeah if we had known that's how you really look, we would have done–." Kaoru started.

"Helped you out sooner." Hikaru cut off Kaoru, scolding him for his slip with a light elbow to the side.

"Who knows, maybe he'll draw in some new customers." Kyoya said.

"You know, that's just what I was thinking!" Tamaki said.

Yeah right…

"Our errand boy is moving up the ranks; starting today you are on official member of the host club. I will personally train you to be a first rate host. If you can get one hundred customers to request your services, we will completely forget about your eight million yen debt."

"A host?" But I'm not interested in girls…

Chapter End.

Hope you guys enjoyed the latest installment.

~Anime_Lacky