First off, I should explain the AU. Right so, they are still within the walls, Eren and Armin one day stumble across a laptop. They bring it to Levi and they figure out, more or less, how it works. They stumbled across an online AoT fandom group and they somehow manage to convince them they really are Eren Jaeger, Armin Arlert, and Levi Ackerman. They end up getting requests from their internet buddies of different things to respond to. So every week, the group decides on one thing, sends it in as a request and they respond, creating a video and sending it to the group. Fairly simple actually.

Alright, this is my first AoT story and I haven't read the manga yet, so cut me some slack. This will, more than likely be OOC. On top of that, the song used is, in fact, a Let It Go parody and I do not own it or the characters used in this non-profit work of FICTION! I know, yet another song based story/chapter from me. This was written during one class period and only skimmed for mistakes. I apologize for any shitty grammar or anything. Music is really the only place I'm getting inspiration right now so… Yah. Now, here you go! Shitty fanfiction!

As the melody begins to flow through the speakers, I glance over at Levi, slightly horrified for what the people decided we should react to now. At the first lyrics, I am already done.

"You kicked me in a room full of fifty people, leaving footprints in my cheeks. A kingdom that wants to kill me, save my life with your two feet. The titan's coming but I can't help noticing, how you spin so fast and your nice ass."

Absolutely not! I never took any time to check him out! I flush in my anger, but that bastard only smirked before glancing over at me. "So that's why you kept staring at me shitty brat?" I grit my teeth and set out to ignore the captain.

"Your furrowed brows and chiseled chest make me blush and take away my breath. So please agree to marry me, set our love free!"

Hell no! I resent this, if anything this was torture. A chance for Levi to laugh at me. Yes, I might have admired how muscular he is, but only because it seemed like so much for someone so compact and small. "Eren, if you wanted me all you had to do was ask. You didn't have to come up with such a complex scheme." He finds this amusing! Next time I'll make sure it's something to embarrass him! A song about how short he is or something.

"Oh Heichou, oh Heichou! Don't care you're less than five foot five."

I let out a smirk and short laugh at that line, seeing Levi become serious again and train his perfected glare at the computer screen. Good, now we're getting to piss off the captain!

"Oh Heichou, oh Heichou! Slam my face into the floor! I don't care that you're twice my age, I think you're really hot. The fact you're old never bothered me anyways."

It was his turn to laugh again. "Well brat, I didn't know you were a masochist." I huff and glare at him. "Even if I was, I think it's funny how you tactfully avoided the fact you're old." He scowls at me, then we return our attention to the stupid video.

"I don't mind the height difference, and how your legs are really short, 'cause I know they're inverse proportion to your big titanic-"

His cocky smirk comes back on his face at the end of the line, probably expecting something other than the word 'sword', at which his face slips back into the glare, most likely due to the fact that it had referenced his height again.

"Humanity's strongest is quite rude, and likes to make jokes about poop. But in his heart I can see beauty!"

I scoff. "Beauty, that's exactly what I see past all the cold, heartlessness." He rolls his eyes, trying to ignore me.

"Oh Heichou, oh Heichou! Swinging through the trees. Oh Heichou, oh Heichou! Hair blowing through the breeze."

"Well, that part wasn't all that bad, the first non-offensive line. Took long enough didn't it?" The one thing I actually agreed with him about when speaking of this video.

"And here I'll stand, always by your side! I hope neither of us die!"

We don't comment on this, agreeing it's not that bad, especially compared to some of the other stuff that had been said in this offensive as fuck song.

"I'll kill the titans so that one day you'll be free to see the land outside, a caged bird you will never be!"

"Hey! I don't do all this for Corporal Levi! I might be stupid, but I do what I do for the good of humanity! The titans are a menace and I WILL kill them all!" I am now officially pissed and practically shouting. I will NOT have my ideals and reasoning undermined!

"We'll see the ocean, then these words I'll finally say, "I love your heart and soul." But only on that day!"

"Oi, so that's why you're so pissed about your feelings being exposed shitty brat? You wanted it to happen when we're free?" I choose to ignore his comment, gritting my teeth again that some girl, never seeing battle or even met us before, writing such a presumptuous song!

"Oh Heichou, oh Heichou! I won't let you die within these walls! Oh Heichou, oh Heichou! I swear I'll give it my all! Let me confess, I like your cleanliness."

"Actually, your mysophobia is really annoying…" I mutter and he glares at me. "At least you don't live in filth because of it."

"Come on Levi! Let's make this anime a hentai."

Hentai? What's that..? I glance over at the corporal, but he seems just as confused. "Hentai..?"

We agree to look it up. Pulling the device into my lap, I type the word into the search browser, switching it from 'Web' to 'Images'. Damn, I regret that choice. My eyes widen in horror and I push the damned thing as far away from me as quick as I can. Leaning over, away from the desk we were sitting at in Levi's office, I begin to dry heave, thinking of doing those things with the captain made me sick. The man seemed to have a similar reaction when he finally got the chance to see why I was so disgusted. I look up into his eyes as he pulled himself together. Shortly after, his foot landed on my back, hitting hard and pushing the air out of my lungs and me onto the hard, cold floor.

"Never speak of this again." His voice deadly serious as he glared down at me, shifting his foot to the back of my head. I nod quickly as best as I can, all too excited to forget this ever happened.

I realize this was really short, but yah. So terribly OOC. This was the first time I wrote an intentional oneshot that didn't end in some sort of smut or a happy couple. This is definitely one of my OTPs for the Shingeki no Kyojin world, and I just made them disgusted with the thought of being together. Wow, firsts. Thanks for reading, let me know how I did! Additionally, if you have any inspiring ideas or requests, let me know. I'll try to do them.

Right, the song is Oh Heichou-Whoopi Goldberg.