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Radio Segment Six

Hello everyone! Once again, I'm 64K, and welcome to my show! I've got some very important news for you here today. Glorfindel of Imladris has been- can I say it? Oh, the horrors!- arrested! He's being charged with attempted murder, attempted assassination, and destruction of public property. Thankfully, we've got him in here today to talk to about the entire incident. Welcome, Glorfindel. Don't worry, you can say what you like on this show, and you won't get in trouble. The authorities can't get in here... heh heh heh...

Glorfindel, a nervous smile upon his face, answers. "Thanks, 64. I'm in shock. I just never thought that anyone would suspect me of such a heinous act. It's just terrible! Why would anyone suspect me? And in the middle of production, too..."

64K goes on, not bothering to comfort Glorfindel. "Rumil, the member of the Lothlorien Family Detectives who arrested you, says that he found glitter at the crime scene. Is this true? Did you leave glitter there?"

Glorfindel looks horrified. "Of course not! Sure, I went to the scene to help right after the accident, but I didn't leave any glitter there! And it was blue glitter. Everyone knows that I only use pink glitter."

64K continues. "Glorfindel, do you think that this will slow down production with Thranduil: the Movie?"

Glorfindel shakes his head. "I don't think so. Erestor hasn't even finished writing the script yet, and, even if he does while this business is going on, they can still film the scenes with Lindir. There's no way to prove me guilty, so I'm sure that this whole situation will blow over soon enough."

64K barely conceals a snort. "You seem sure of yourself."

Glorfindel nods. "Oh, I am."

64K waves a hand. "Alright then. Thanks for joining us! Now, we have another special guest. Let's give a big hand to Erestor of Imladris!"

Glorfindel's face lights up. "Erestor! I didn't know you were coming!"

Erestor frowns. "Don't be so joyful, Glorfindel. Thank you, 64K, for inviting me to speak here today."

64K smiles indulgently. "You're very welcome, my friend. What have you got to share with us today regarding the progress of the movie?"

Erestor's face remains neutral. "Nothing."

64K blinks. "Eh, what? You can't be serious."

Erestor smirks. "Oh, but I am. I have decided that I am not going to write any more of the script until Thranduil leaves the development team. He has meddled with the script one time too many. I will put up no longer with these unspeakable travesties."

64K's eyes grow wide. "But that hardly seems fair to Thranduil. After all, it is his movie."

Erestor's smirk remains. "Not if he wants me to write it. That's why I'm here, you see. I've made a petition that I want everyone to sign. It's the "Keep Thranduil out of Thranduil: the Movie" petition. If we keep him from meddling, it will stick much closer to history, keep out the cheap effects and fluffy entertainment, and will overall be a much better movie."

64K shakes their head. "I'm afraid that I really don't agree with that. That petition sounds horrible. I think that Thranduil should be allowed to do whatever he likes with his own movie."

Erestor frowns. "For an open-minded radio announcer, you are quite biased, aren't you? If he signed it over to me, as he did, then he shouldn't be allowed to meddle."

Glorfindel's eyes light up as he comes up with an incredibly snappy comeback. "But you have to admire his mettle for daring to meddle. He must have a mind of metal to do such a thing."

Erestor facepalms, disgusted by Glorfindel's miserable failure of a joke. "Your cheap puns aren't funny, Glorfindel. I certainly hope that you don't attempt to ad lib anything like that when you're acting, but I suppose that it would fit the role. Let's get going."

Glorfindel waves. "Alright. Bye!"

Goodbye! Well, my lovely audience, I'm afraid that I have to disagree vehemently with Erestor. I warn you, don't sign that petition! It's stupid and foolish, and will take away so much from the movie. Until next time, this is 64K, signing out.