Hello! So, welcome to my CrackDrabble! Please note that all this was acted out by the children of ********** ******** School. It was rather embarrassing, but hey, I got a story out of it!

Donkey reached out a hoof. Fiona reached out a hand. Slowly, they moved towards each other. Their hands (erm, hooves?) were three inches apart when Shrek burst in. "FIONA! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!" he yelled. "Come on, Dragon." And he walked off and cheated on Fiona with Dragon to get back at her.

Meanwhile Cinderella's ugly sisters were talking. "OMG I just got married yesterday to the hawtest guy!" said the ugly one. (No offense to the people actually playing the ugly sisters. This is in-universe ugly.)

"OMG me too gurl!" said the other ugly one. "Sorry I couldn't be at your wedding and stuff."

Puss in Boots walked over. "OMG there he is!" said the ugly one.

"That's my husband tho!" Said the other ugly one.

And then they fought as some random villager who we couldn't find a part for watched them.

We failed drama.

Heheh. Just thought I should put that out there.