Okay FUCKERS, since you lot obviously can't fucking pay attention to my FUCKING PROFILE, I will put up the steps to PROPERLY FUCKING ASKING ME TO UPDATE SOMETHING here. Spoiler alert: You assholes have been doing it wrong.

1) Send me a PM. Detail to me EXACTLY WHAT YOU ENJOYED ABOUT THE FIC - DON'T TREAT THIS LIKE A FUCKING 'CONTINUE THIS' REVIEW IF YOU WANT ME TO TREAT YOU SERIOUSLY.

2) If I WANT to continue it, I will TELL YOU so, and I will place the chapters I have done on my AO3 account.

3) If I DO NOT want to continue it, I will TELL YOU so, and you WILL respect this. Failure to NOT RESPECT my choice will result in you getting blocked.

If you're a guest and therefore CANNOT PM me, well, SUCKS TO BE YOU. And fuck off, too, because if you're too lazy to make an account then I don't want to interact with you to begin with. Make a fucking account and PM me. Then we'll talk.

I am ONLY on here to 1) inform people that I'm no longer on this site 2) PM with friends who I otherwise cannot interact with and 3) deal with the above.

Meaning I no longer post fic on this site. And yes, that includes already posted, unfinished fic. I have no intentions of finishing any fics unless you can provide an adequate reason that I SHOULD, and even then I plan on posting them to AO3.

So, if you don't like it, and plan on continuing to bitch and whine in the reviews: FUCK. OFF.

AND GUESS FUCKING WHAT?! IF YOU'D PAY ATTENTION TO MY AO3 PAGE, DUMBASSES, YOU'D KNOW I ALREADY MOVED THIS FIC TO THAT ACCOUNT. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.