It was a Friday evening: Light was doing what every teenage boy does at night with his door closed and the lights off- planning to take over the world, ye nasty. Light finished writing the name of his final victim and placed the death note inside it's draw, 'one more name closer to becoming God of the new world,' thought Light, eating a potato chip and laughing menacingly.

Light got up from his desk and turned off his desk lamp when he noticed Ryuuk lying on his bed.

"Ryuuk, what are you doing?" he groaned, assuming the shinigami was offering some sort of sexual favour in exchange for an apple.

"There's something I haven't told you about the death note, Light…", he grinned, taking pleasure in Light's suddenly panicked face.

"What? What this time?" Light asked desperately

"The death note has a brother", Ryuuk said sitting up on the bed and pulling an identical book out of his death purse.

"A brother? What are you talking about Ryuuk?" Light took the book from him; it looked like an ordinary death note until he read the title at the top "Yaoi note?"

'Yes, Light. The yaoi note"

"What's yaoi, Ryuuk? Is that a term used in the shinigami realm?"

"Please, Light, I watch you 24/7, I've seen the cross harem animes you watch and you are telling me you have no idea what yaoi is?"

Light went beat red and threw the book into Ryuuk's chest, "I'm not interested"

"Oh really, Light? But I haven't explained what the yaoi note is yet, I think you'll be very excited to know", Light stared at the shinigami in disgust but Ryuuk knew deep down Light was intrigued. "You see, the yaoi note works in a similar way to the death note in the way that you write names: but the people who's names you write in the book don't die, they become… fuck buddies"

"Really?" Light asked, a mischievous grin growing on his face

"Oh yes", Ryuuk laughed, "care to have a try?"

Light took the yaoi note from Ryuuk and scribbled down two names. Ryuuk peered over his shoulder to see the names 'Tamaki Suoh' and 'Kyoya Ootori'. The next episode of Ouran was certainly going to be... crabtivating. Light turned on his television as the opening theme began to play: "Kiss Kiss suck my dick" *guitar riff* It worked, the yaoi note actually worked!

It was months later: Misa had just dug up the death note Light instructed her to dig up. She read his message asking her the true identity of L: she thought back to that day- that was it! L Lawliet. Misa rushed to call Light straight away.

"Just tell me Misa, did you get it", he asked quietly into the receiver

"Yes, Light, I did", she squealed excitedly

"Tell me his name"

"L Lawliet"

"Fucksake his name was actually L all along?"

Misa made the stereotypical cute female anime character noise.

"Alright, thankyou Misa"

"Does this mean we can get married no-" Misa was cut off by the noise of the receiver being dropped.

'At last' Light thought, 'I can kill Ryuzaki, at long last!' Light grabbed the death note out of his desk and wrote the name without a second thought, smiling to himself while he waited those 40 seconds. Light shut the book and noticed the huge error he had made. He had written L's name in the yaoi note...

"Fuck! No!" he cried, trying desperately to rub out the detective's name, "Ryuuk!"

The shinagmi appeared and laughed at Light's mistake, "No chance or undoing that, kid"

"NO! Damnit", Light cursed, "but wait, I didn't put a name next to his so..."

"That's something else I didn't mention about the yaoi note. If a second name is not placed within 40 seconds, the owner of the yaoi note will become their lover"

"What!?" Light cried, slamming the book into the desk in anger. He was interrupted by his mobile phone ringing.

"H-Hello?" he stuttered

"Light, come over will you, I have something of... great importance to show you"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"