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"Hey there, Mabel. Would you like to sing a song with me?" Stan excitedly asks Mabel as he walks into the living room with a random guitar

"Uhhhhh... I guess so, Grunkle Stan..." Mabel replies in a concerned tone of voice.

hint hint

"Alright, here we go.." Stan says to her as he begins playing the guitar.

"You're my little Mabel.. With a cup of joe!"

"With a cup of joe? Grunkle Stan, I don't even drink coffee?" Mabel tells Stan

"I don't even drink coffee?" I think it is supposed to "I don't even drink coffee!"

"Whatever, just go along with it, kid!"

He begins playing the guitar again much to Mabel's dismay.

"You're my little Mabel..." Stan sings

"With a braced up smile!" Mabel continues

"With a braced up smile on your Mabel face... As we sit by the pool and dream of stars and the future, we will sing, we will sing this happy Mabel song!"

Stan stops playing the guitar for a moment..

"Hey Mabel, you know that pile of meat in a can I've been feeding you?" Stan asks.

uh oh

"Yeah... Why?"

"Well... I hate to admit it but... Wait, I'd love to admit it! You've been eating merman! I found some brown-haired merman in the ocean the other day and figured I could let us live off him for a while!" Stan tells her.

he killed mabel's boyfriend

"WHAT?! GRUNKLE STAN, DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?! YOU KILLED MY BOYFRIEND AND MADE ME EAT HIM! WELL, NO WONDER I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN A WHILE! THANKS A LOT GRUNKLE STAN!"

"Oh, you're welcome Mabel.." Stan replies as he begins playing the guitar again..

Stan sounds pretty happy (STAN IS EVIL?)

"You're my little Mabel.."

"OH NO! I AM NOT SINGING YOUR LITTLE SONG!" Mabel flips.

"With a great big belly full of merman meat!" Stan continues singing.

YUMMY!

Mabel begins to break down crying at this point. "I'm becoming a vegetarian now!"

"Ugh, whatever this is no fun now.. Have fun, Mabel!"

Stan exits the living room, leaving behind a super depressed Mabel all by herself.

Yay! I'm screwed up! Well please feel free to review :P

I am reviewing!