Chapter 1

AN: Here is my newest story a crossover between Naruto and the Total Drama Series, I just recently started reading this series of crossovers and after reading some I got inspired to write my own.

Now I will try to keep the characters as close to In-character as possible, however if some characters appear OOC chalk it up to Naruto being in the Total Drama Universe.

Now this will be a Naruto x Harem but I will try not to rush his relationships with the girls but considering they are under a time limit so to speak some may seem rushed, I will also say that the starting harem is Naruto x Gwen x Lindsay x Bridgette x Izzy to start but it will likely expand as time goes on and new characters from other seasons are introduced

However the Harem will not be Huge it will be between medium and large and be around 7-9 girls, also the Harem is locked and I already have the other girls joining that I haven't already mentioned in mind so please don't request anyone.

Also I would like to give a BIG shout out and thank you to Bomertank for letting me use part of the first chapter in his "Total Drama Naruto" story to springboard my story off from, I was having a really hard time getting this started, and he was kind enough to let me use it, so once again Thank You Very Much Bomertank

I don't own Naruto or the Total Drama series

"Yo, were coming at you live from Camp Wawanka somewhere in Matoska, Ontraio. I'm your host Chris Mcclain. Dropping season one of the hottest new reality television shows at this very moment. 23 campers singed up to spend 8 weeks here at this old summer camp. Every few days they will face challenges with the winners earning a reward and the loser having to send one of their own to walk the dock of shame to the loser boat and leave the island never to return."

Chris walks over to the campfire pit and continues his speech "Their fate will be decided here at a dramatic campfire ceremony, all but one of the campers will receive a marshmallow and the one who doesn't will be the one who goes home." "In the end only one will remain and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame" Chris pulls out a case and opens it revealing a bunch of money "Along with a small fortune of $100,000, which they will likely burn through in a week"

Chris closes the case "To survive they will have to battle flies, grizzly bears, disgusting camp food, each other, and me making their lives a living hell" he says smiling sadistically "Every moment will be caught on hundreds of cameras placed all around the island, who will crumble under pressure, will any relationships between campers form, and who will ultimately win it all, find out here at this moment on Total…Drama…Island!"

Theme Song

"Welcome back to Total Drama Island it's time to meet our first 12 campers. We told them they were staying at a five-star resort, so if they seem a little pissed off that's probably why" Chris says with a smile.

The sound of a motor boat was soon heard. The first of the contestants to arrive was Beth. She was slightly on the pudgy side with chestnut-brown hair done in a high ponytail. She wore a green and gold shirt festooned with a variety of pin-on buttons, and pale pink slacks. Beth wore Coke-bottle glasses and braces.

"Beth Whats Up?" Chris greeted the perky girl.

"It's so encourage-less to meet you! Wow you look shorter in real life!" Beth's manner was as awkward as her body which pissed Chris a little due to him hating it when people pointed out his height.

"Uh thanks" Chris dryly remarked

The next person to arrive was DJ. A bit on the tall side wearing a white cap, brown shirt and black shorts showed up. Without a doubt his stature made him look very athletic.

"DJ!" Chris greeted the second of the contestants

"Yo! Chris Mcclain, how's it going? Hey you sure this is the right place here? Where is the hot tub at?" he asked looking around, he read somewhere in the contract about a hot tub."

"Yo, dog! This is Camp Wawanaka" Chris redirected the topic and pointed out to the direction of where the campsite was.

"Hmph! Looked a lot different in the application form" DJ says

The next camper was Gwen. Her short hair was dyed pitch-black and highlighted in teal. Her cool-colored outfit consisted of a sleeved corset top that arranged her mid C-cup breasts to their best advantage; a short skirt with a patchwork look; forest-green hose; and black knee-high platform boots. Her pasty complexion was not the artificial chalky-white of hardcore goth.

"Hey Gwen!" Chris greets.

Gwen looks around "You mean were here?" she asked wondering if the trailer off in the near distance would fit a handful of people let alone all the contestants.

Chris laughs "No your staying here" he says gesturing to the old log cabins "The trailer is mine and comes with A-C" he says pointing out said trailer.

Gwen scowls "I did not sign up for this" she says

Chris smiles "Actually you did its right here in the contract" he says holding up a contract before Gwen grabs it and tears it up "Funny thing about lawyers they always have many copies"

"I'm not staying here" she says stubbornly.

"Well I hope you're a good swimmer because your boat just left" he says getting her attention before she sighs and joins the other contestants.

The fourth contestant to arrive was Geoff a cowboy type who wore sandals, jeans, a pink silk button-down shirt and a ten-gallon hat.

"Chris Mcclain! What's up man, it's a honor to meet you man" the party boy greeted the host.

"The Geoff-ster! Welcome to the island man" Gris greeted

"Hey thanks man" Gwen looks at the two and says "If they say man one more time I 'm going to puke!"

The next boat drove up "Everyone this is Lindsay" Chris says as a blonde stepped off the boat. She sported a warm colors ensemble consisting of stylized cowboy boots, a halter top that strained a little against her D-cup breasts, a baby-blue bandanna kept her hair out of her face, her skin was fair and flawless, and her face was made up subtly and skillfully.

"Not too shabby" Chris chuckles gettina look at her.

"Hey you look familiar" Lindsay says seeing Chris.

Chris just deadpans "I'm Chris Mcclain…The host of the show" he says

Lindsays smiles "Oh that's where I know you from" she replied sheepishly while thinking "Yes my plan to act stupid is working so far"

The next contestant to arrive was Heather. A tall model-thin, drop-dead gorgeous girl stepped ashore; her waist length jet-black glossy hair was unbound, she wore a maroon top that was little more than a sports bra that strained against her high C-cup breasts, barely legal shorts, and a pair of open-toed spike heel shoes.

She removed her sunglasses with a glare that could scare almost everyone as she took in her surroundings. She had an aura of snootiness around her and so self absorbed forgoes introducing herself. Beth tries to talk to her but is just ignored

The next boat arrives with a punk-type teen with a wiry build. He wore a black T-shirt, emblazoned with a with a large skull design, over a long-sleeved yellow undershirt. His dark green hair was stylized in a Mohawk, and his face had a few peircings, which detailed him as a punk instead of a Goth.

"Duncan, dude welcome" Chris said

Duncan looks to Chris " . " he told Chris ominously pounding his fist into his palm before standing with the rest of the group.

Chris smiles "Yeah your Parole officer told me that, he also said to give him a holler anytime and have you return to juvie."

Duncan just scoffs before turning to Heather and tries to flirt with her only to get shot down.

"Ladies and Gentleman Tyler" Chris says as another boat pulls up.

Skiing behind the boat is a teen wearing a red-jumpsuit and white sneakers, the boat turns when it reaches the dock and throws out his luggage before cutting the tow rope causing him to flip across the water and crash into the dock causing everyone to wince.

Tyler gets up and introduces himself before standing with the rest of the group as another boat approaches.

On the boat is a teen wearing thick glasses; below his lip are a few wisps of hair presumably meant to be a soul patch, and on his was a crop of brick-red hair.

Chris laughs and the Kid sighs "Welcome Harold" he says before the kid goes on about how is skills are more favorable here and takes his place with the others.

Next to arrive was a teen wearing casual clothes consisting of a green shirt with a black hand print emblazoned on it and brown pants, in lieu of luggage he had a large backpack, and carried what looked like an acoustic guitar case.

"Trent welcome" Chris greets before they start talking about Trent seeing him on a figure skating show before he stands next to Gwen and smiles at her which she just ignores.

Another boat arrived carrying a Tall and willowy girl who had that "Girl Next Door" vibe. She wore her long naturally blond hair in a low ponytail that was more functional than fashionable; and she wore no make-up. She was dressed simply in a sky-blue hoodie, shorts and sandals, and she carried a red and gold surfboard.

"Hey what's up" the girl said

"All right our surfer chick, Bridgette is here" Chris says before a few of the campers make fun of her for having a surf board when there are no waves on a lake, to which she just says she was told there was a beach, before walking to the rest of the group and nearly hitting a few of them with her board as she turns to pick up her luggage.

The next boat shows up with a teen who looks like a bookworm causing Chris to sigh "Our next camper is Noah" he says as the now named Noah walks onto the dock.

Noah looks to Chris "Did you get the memo about my allegories" he says

Chris just sighs "I'm sure it's around here somewhere" he says as Noah walks over to the rest of the campers and makes fun of Duncan's piercings before Duncan picks him up and threatens him before tossing him to the others.

The next boat arrives carrying a dark skinned teen, wearing a brown shirt and jeans that hugged her hips, she had gold hoop earrings and her black hair was pulled up into a pony tail "What's up y'all Leshawna's in the house" she yells as she gets off the boat.

Leshawna sees DJ "What's up brother give me some skin" she says as she high fives him before looking to Harold who is looking at er with wide eyes before he says something about her being big and loud which causes her to nearly throttle him but DJ and Bridgette hold her back.

Chris chuckles "All right everyone settle down" he then turns to see another boat docked "Ladies Katie and Sadie welcome to the island" he says.

Two girls come running off the boat wearing matching pink and white stripped stops and pants and let out a high-pitched squeal causing many of the campers to cover their ears.

The tanned and skinnier of the two looks to her friend "Oh my gosh look Sadie it's a summer camp" she says.

The now named Sadie turns to the other girl "I know Katie I always wanted to go to summer camp" she says before they both let out another squeal

The next boat arrives carrying a teen who has an unsophisticated rustic look, he is wearing work boots, jeans, a heavy greenish hoodie, and a beanie over his brown hair that was styled into a mullet.

Chris looks to the teen "Ezekiel what's up man" he says

Ezekeil looks to the sky "I think I saw a bird" he says getting laughs from many.

Chris just sighs "Ezekiel I know you don't get out much, you've been homeschooled your whole life, you've been raised by freaky prairie people, just don't say much and try not to get kicked off too early" he says as Ezekiel walks to the rest of the group.

On the next boat a somewhat short teen strutted off the gangplank like he owned the world, he had short brown hair with long bangs that nearly blocked his green eyes, however his most noticeable feature was the spitting gap in his two front teeth.

This was Cody the troupe's science geek. He projected an aura of coolness or at least what he thought coolness to be.

Chris looks to Cody "Cody, the Code-ster, the Code-My-ster" he says.

Cody smiles "Dude, I'm excited to be here, I see all the ladies have already arrive nice!" he says

Leshawna scoffs "Save it short stuff" she says calming him down as the next boat arrives.

"Eva nice glad to see you could make it" Chris says as the next contestant arrives and drops a bag of weights on Cody's foot.

She looked like an athlete. A bit well built to the point her bulging biceps were a bit of a put off. She had a classic hourglass figure, with legs that were shapely despite being hard as iron, and she even had a beauty mark on her lip but didn't seemed that concerned by her appearance.

"Ow what's in these weights" Cody yells

"Yes" she replies before picking them up and heading over to the rest of the group.

The next person to arrive was easily the largest he was overweight and wore brown shorts and a white shirt.

"Wahoo Chris Whats happening" he yells "This is Awesome Wahoo!"as he barreled down the deck before tripping and hitting his head.

Chris laughs "Owen Welcome!"

Owen gets up "Awesome to be here man! Yeah! This is just so…" he rambles before Gwen guesses what he is about to say.

"Awesome?"

Owen turns to her "Yeah"

Chris looks to see the next boat "Ah here comes Courtney" he says

The next boat arrives and drops off a tan skinned girl with brown hair, she wore a short, light-grey sweater over a more expensive off-white blouse, and a pair of calf-length olive green pants, and she also wore a pair of high-heeled sandals.

"Thank you" she said as she joined the other contestants and began engaging in polite introductions with a few of them.

She and many of the others then turn to see what looks like a model walk down the ramp as Chris says "Justin welcome, just to let you know we chose you entirely by your looks" he says to the now named Justin.

Justin had a decent amount of muscle that could be seen under his tight T-shirt, he also wore old nondescript jeans and sneakers, but none of the girls those until later, his short hair was straight and raven-black, his skin was flawless bronze, his teeth spotless white and his eyes were sapphire blue.

Justin looks to Chris "Thanks Chris this is great" he says before walking over to the others and talking with Owen who ends up embarrassing himself while complimenting his pants.

Chris turns to see the last boat pulling up "Ah here comes Izzy"

The last boat pulls up and out walks a girl with somewhat curly Scotch orange-red hair and green eyes, who was waving excitedly.

She wore a green halter top with a collar and a cleavage window. She was the only girl with a long skirt that almost reached her knees, it covered most of her thighs on the outside but barely on the inside and was knotted on one side causing it to hang low, only partially cover her bikini-like panties, and all in all it looked like the new girl Izzy was wearing a yellow green towel around her hips.

When the boat docked Izzy rushed down the gangplank but caught her toe flinging her forward but she recovered by flipping in the air only to smash her chin on the deck causing everyone to wince.

Izzy recovers and gets up looking around "So this is summer camp? That is so cool, do you paper mache here, and are we having lunch soon?" she asks Owen agreeing with her.

Chris turns to look out on the water and smiles "And here comes our final contestant Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, The Shinobi and Author" he says causing everyone to look out at the lake and see what appears to be a person running across the top of the lake.

As the person got closer they saw what looked like a large dragon made of water rise up from the lake and the person jump on it back as it rose into the air rolling and flipping before it was right above them and the person jumped off its back landing at the edge of the dock and the dragon crashed back into the water behind him.

Everyone had their jaws on the ground after what they just saw as the teen just walked up to them and waved "Yo" he says causally.

He has blonde spiky hair, blue eyes, and what appear to be three whisker-like marks on each cheek; he is wearing what looks to be some kind of forehead protector with a strange leaf symbol on it, a tight black shirt that hugs his chest showcasing his muscles and six-pack abs, crimson red pants, black combat boots, and a white trench coat with red flames at the bottom that goes down to his mid-calf, on the back of the coat is the Yin-Yang symbol with what look like 9 animals surrounding it each with one more tail than the last.

Naruto smiles seeing their faces "My name is Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze shinobi and author nice to meet you.

Everyone recovers from their shock and Cody is the first to respond "Dude that was awesome how did you do that" he says getting nods from many of the others.

Naruto chuckles "Thanks, it was just one of my many abilities that come with being a shinobi" he says "However I won't be able to use many if any of them otherwise it wouldn't be fait to all of you isn't that right Chris" he says turning to Chris who nods.

Naruto smiles and reaches into his trench coat and pulls out a book before tossing it to Chris "Here you go Chris the next volume a few months before it hits shelves" he says causing Chris's eyes to light up.

Gwen raises an eyebrow "What book is that?" she asks Naruto.

Naruto smiles "It's the book series created by my godfather before he passed away Icha Icha, I only take the books he wrote and publish them in his name to honor his memory" he says getting wide eyes from everyone.

Naruto smiles "I also published his other book "The tale of the Gutsy Shinobi" whose main character I was named after" he says shocking everyone some more "However I also publish my own stories that I wirte myself such as "The Fox and the Moon-Eyed Princess", "The Fox and the Snake Queen", "The Fox and the Queen of Cool", and finally "The Fox and the Legendary Medic"" he says shocking everyone.

Gwen nearly faints hearing that he is the author of her favorite book series before walking up to him and holding up a pen and paper "Could I get your autograph, I love your books my favorites are "The Fox and The Moon-Eyed Princess" along with "The Fox and The Snake Queen"" she says

Naruto smiles causing her to blush slightly "Of course always happy to met someone who enjoys my books" he says giving her his autograph before looking to the others "Is there anyone else who would like my autograph before we get started" he asks as a few of the campers come up including Lindsay, Bridgette, Izzy, Courtney, and surprisingly Heather.

Chris finishes looking at the book in his hands and giggling and turns to the campers "All right now that we're all here lets be on our way he says before showing them around the camp, showing them the campfire pit, outhouses/confessional stalls, communal shower, their cabins, and finally the mess hall where they all go to get some food.

Each of the campers goes up and gets their food if you could call it that and meeting Chef.

Naruto walks up and gets his food and smiles at Chef "Thanks Chef it looks good" he says before reaching into his trench coat and pulling out two books "Here the newest book a few months before its release along with a copy of "The Tale of the Gutsy Shinobi" I can tell by the look in your eyes you will like it" he says surprising Chef who takes the books and mutters something about finally someone respecting his cooking.

After sitting down Naruto digs into his food surprising everyone who just stare at him which he notices "What Chef worked hard to make this food for all of us and I don't like wasting food, especially when there are so many people out there who are starving" he says shocking everyone before they realize the truth behind his words and begin eating their own food.

A little while later Chris walks in and tells everyone to meet by the flag pole, and after everyone is gathered he smiles "Okay everyone due to having an odd number of contestants we will be having an elimination challenge right now, before I split you up into teams and we go on with today's challenge" he says.

Many of the campers are shocked while a few including Naruto just smiles and thinks "Let the Fun Begin"

End Chapter 1