Fūdo sensō = Food war

Hangeki suru = Fight back

Watashi ga purei shitai = I want to play

Kūshū = Air raid

Mitsuketa = I got you

Watashi wa shōshada = I am the winner

McDonald's ni watashi o toru = Take me to McDonald's

Naze anata wa shiawasede wa arimasen? = Why aren't you happy?

Egao, yūjin = Smile, friend

Korera no hitobito no subete o mushi shi, egao = Ignore all of these people and smile

Anata o korosu = I kill you

Anata wa subete shinde iru = You are all dead

Watashi wa, baka ni anata o koroshita = I killed you, idiots

Ochiru to shinu = Fall down and die

2D ducked as a box of frozen waffles hit the wall behind him. The Japanese girl was giggling as she threw food at her bandmate. She jumped up onto the kitchen counter in one mighty hop and shouted, "Fūdo sensō! Hangeki suru, 2D-san!"

"Settle down now, luv!" 2D said, cowering behind a kitchen chair. "W-Why don't ya jus' sit down here and 'av a bowl of cereal? Look, we 'av frosted sugar crispies."

"Fūdo sensō! Fūdo sensō!" Noodle exclaimed, jumping up and down on the counter. "Watashi ga purei shitai!"

"I-I don' know wot you're sayin', luv!" 2D said. "Please, just sit down and 'av a bowl of cereal of summfink!"

"Kūshū!" Noodle shouted as she suddenly jumped off the counter toward 2D. He cried out in surprise as she latched onto him and wrapped her little legs around his waist. A cackle of laughter erupted from the child. "Mitsuketa! Watashi wa shōshada! McDonald's ni watashi o toru!"

"Ah! McDonald's!" 2D exclaimed, smiling. "I understand dat word! You wont to go eat at McDonald's?"

"Paaaaan-cake," Noodle said slowly, hoping she could get what she wanted across to him.

"Pancake? 'Course we can get pancakes!" 2D said. "And bacon and eggies!"

"Pancakes! Pancakes!" Noodle said, kicking her heels into 2D's back excitedly as she still clung to him.

They went to a McDonald's in Essex and sat down with their breakfast platters. Noodle chewed up her food with her mouth open, bits falling to the table and making a mess. 2D stuffed his mouth and chewed as he looked around the fast food restaurant. Families were swarming in after church and stopped briefly to stare at 2D with his black eyeballs. 2D kept his gaze down most of the time, frowning. He didn't like being stared at for his eyes.

S'not even my bloody fault, izzit? he thought. Murdoc's da one who banged up my sodding eyes wif dat car 'a his!

"2D-san?"

He looked up to see Noodle tilting her head curiously at him.

"Naze anata wa shiawasede wa arimasen?" she asked.

2D sighed. "I still 'avn't got a clue wot you're tryin'a tell me, luv," he said. "Are you enjoyin' your food?"

"Egao, yūjin!" Noodle said. She poked her little fingers into the corners of her mouth and drew them up in a silly smile. "Korera no hitobito no subete o mushi shi, egao!"

2D smiled. Whatever this little girl was trying to say, it was obvious that she wanted him to feel better. He watched Noodle make a mock gun with her hand and point at the other kids who walked by.

"Bang!" she exclaimed, pretending to shoot the kids. "Bang, bang! Anata o korosu! Anata wa subete shinde iru!"

"Why don't you learn to speak bloody English, Ching-chong!" one of the older kids shouted out her.

"Yeah, go make me an eggroll!" a younger brat chimed in.

Noodle jumped up onto the table and continued to shoot imaginary bullets at the kids.

"Bang! Bang, bang, bang! Watashi wa, baka ni anata o koroshita! Ochiru to shinu!"

"Yeah, go 'shinu' yourself, wanker!" an older boy said.

"Jonathan, shut up!" his father shouted at him. "She probably doesn't even know what you're saying."

Noodle jumped up and yelled as she landed a kick in the father's face.