Rank C:
Luigi: Hooooo...It's no use...I'll never be strong like my big bro...
Palutena: Hello, Luigi. I see you're practicing hard, hmm?
Luigi: UWAAAAAH!
Palutena: *Giggle* Oh dear, did I frighten you? Trust me, I didn't mean to do it this time.
Luigi: Oh...It's just you...Hello...
Palutena: Now, what on Earth have you been doing? I saw you with your head in the ground. I was just about to come help you before you got out.
Luigi: Um...Yeah...I'm used to that...I'm...clumsy...
Palutena: Hmm...That's a problem...Why are you out here anyway?
Luigi: I'm...I'm trying to be strong, just like my bro...But it's not working...I keep falling over. No wonder nobody likes me...
Palutena: Hmm...Why would you say that? Last time I checked, you had lots of friends.
Luigi: No...They just wanna hang out with Mario. I'm just there...
Palutena: Really? Because it seems to me they keep trying to get you to join in on the conversation.
Luigi: I...I dunno, I don't want them to think I'm annoying...
Palutena: ...Seriously? Now you're just being ridiculous.
Luigi: Eh?
Palutena: Tell you what...I'll be your coach.
Luigi: You? You're gonna train me?
Palutena: Well, Pit certainly didn't train himself, and look how he turned out.
Luigi: Hmm...Okey-dokey! When do we start?
Palutena: I say...right here right now! I'm not gonna go easy on you, so let's get to it!
Luigi: Mama-mia...
Rank B:
Luigi: Hoo...Hoo...
Palutena: Well, that's enough for today.
Luigi: Oh good...
Palutena: Hey, Luigi~...
Luigi: Huh?
Palutena: I noticed something about today...
Luigi: Oh yeah? What was it...?
Palutena: You didn't trip, stumble or fall even one time!
Luigi: ...Y-You're right! I didn't! Yaaaay! I'm number one!
Palutena: *Giggle* You are in my book, Luigi. You are in my book.
Luigi: Thank you Palutena! I'm gonna go hang out with my big bro now! Yahoooo!
Palutena: ...Oh my. He hugged me... Hmm...
Rank A:
Palutena: Luigi, I have a question to ask you.
Luigi: Hmm?
Palutena: Why do I make you so nervous?
Luigi: Eh? What do you mean?
Palutena: You've gotten a lot more confident since I've been helping you train. You've been making friends, you've been helping win more fights...But for some reason, whenever I'm around, you go right back into that little shell you made for yourself.
Luigi: Is...Is that right...?
Palutena: Yes. It is. Do I scare you for some reason?
Luigi: N-No...
Palutena: Did I do something that upset you?
Luigi: Uh-uh.
Palutena: Can I know why you're so uncomfortable being around me?
Luigi: I...I...Um...COMING, BRO!
Palutena: Luigi, Mario didn't call you! ...Ooooooh...
Rank S:
Palutena: Luigi! I finally found you...
Luigi: Oh...You did...
Palutena: What's wrong with you? You're acting odd.
Luigi: I...I was just...Oooooh...
Palutena: Come on, Luigi, spit it out. What's wrong?
Luigi: Iloveoo...
Palutena: I'm sorry, repeat that?
Luigi: Ilooo..
Palutena: ...Obviously I'm not going to understand THAT...
Luigi: I LOVE YOU! ...OH NO! I SAID IT! I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY IT, THERE'S NO WAY YOU'D LIKE ME BACK NOW I LOOK STUPID AAAAAAAAGH-
Palutena: Whoa, slow down there! Calm down!
Luigi: Phew...I'm sorry, I'll just...go...
Palutena: Why wouldn't I like you?
Luigi: EH?!
Palutena: You're a nice guy. You're friendly, you help people. Your personality is ADORABLE. And you're pretty handsome to boot.
Luigi: H-Handsome...?
Palutena: That's what I said.
Luigi: S-S-So...Does that mean-
Palutena: Go get a ring and come back here. Then finish your thought.
Luigi: Oh...Y-Yes ma'am...
Palutena: *Giggle* What a silly man...