Author's note: Hey everyone! Thanks for trying out my story. I'm using a combination of the manga and anime as a basis for this. Some things will remain the same or at least similar. Others will change, especially after we get past the foundation chapters. The rating of every chapter will not be M, but as my plot moves forward the themes are not appropriate for everyone. Constructive criticism is appreciated. n.n

Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran High School Host Club, nor do I make money from this fan fiction or any artwork I make in association with it.

Footsteps echoed through the large halls of Ouran Academy. Two small teens approach the doors of Library 4. While opening the door the two are engulfed by the noise spilling from the library. Seeing many groups of people talking instead of studying brought a sigh of frustration from the teen with large glasses and shaggy brunette hair.

"This school has four libraries. You would think at least one would be quiet enough to study." The brunette said blandly looking to her raven haired companion. "Where to now, Kamalei?" Looking trough the long bangs that covered half her face, Kamalei gave a shrug.

"What about upstairs, Haruhi?"

Haruhi and Kamalei bound up the stairs. Haruhi wore a loose brown sweater and brown pants, while Kamalei wore a loose navy sweater and black pants. Carrying their books closely, they came across a large mahogany door with a sign reading 'Music Room 3.' Haruhi took the brass handle in her grip opening the door.

"Welcome!"

"Hey! It's a couple of boys!"

Haruhi and Kamalei took in the large room filled with several seating areas and famous art work, Music room 3 was magnificent. Their attention pulled to the large blue and cream oriental vase on display ten feet from the doors, then to a group of six boys. The boys were looking at the newcomers inquisitively. Both were staring like deer in headlights. The raven haired boy with sleek glasses glanced to the set of flame haired twins next to him.

"Hikaru, Kaoru. Aren't these two in your class?"

"Yes, but they are quiet and keep to themselves. So we don't know much about them." The amber eyed twins answered in sync. A sheen flew across the boy's glasses hiding his gray eyes.

"That wasn't very polite," he said smirking. "Hmm. Haruhi Fujioka and Kamalei Ichinose, they are the scholarship students that transferred this year." Haruhi and Kamalei stiffened.

"How do you know our names?" Haruhi asked shakily. Adjusting his glasses, the boy's smirk grew.

"How could I not? The Ouran Academy scholarship exam is nearly impossible to pass. So when someone, much less two commoners, has the audacity to pass. Let's just say people notice." Haruhi and Kamalei stood flabbergasted. Kamalei took a step behind Haruhi, as Haruhi's eyebrow started twitching. Audacious, commoners...

The small blonde holding a pink stuffed bunny approached leaving the blank faced giant with short spiked black hair and gray eyes shoulders. The small boy's brown eyes were wide in astonishment.

"Wow! Haru-chan, Kama-chan. You two are amazing!" Kamalei's face flushed.

"We're j-just honor st-students," she stuttered softly.

"Who are you calling Haru-chan?!" Haruhi yelled sending the small boy back to the giant.

"Now, now where are our manners?" The tall blonde with blue eyes spoke up. He stood with grace and confidence. "Here we have two new guests that need our attention. Although, it surprises me that honor students would be so openly gay."

Gay? Haruhi twitched.

"It is our job as hosts to entertain our guests."

Hosts? Kamalei blanched.

"Who are you people?!" Haruhi exclaimed. The blonde brushed his bangs out of his face.

"Ah yes, time for introductions! I am second year Tamaki Souh." Gesturing to the raven haired boy with glasses, "My fellow second year, Kyouya Ootori." Moving his gesture to the small blonde and the giant he continued, "They are third years Mitsukuni Haninozuka and Takashi Morinozuka, also known as Honey-sempai and Mori-sempai." Pointing to the twins, "You already know first years Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin. We are Ouran Academy's Host Club!" They struck a pose. Haruhi and Kamalei felt very uncomfortable. Kamalei tugged Haruhi's sweater. Haruhi turned seeing her friend's eyes frantically motioning towards the door. They were backing up, but Tamaki rounded behind them making Kamalei jump. "Eep!"

"So who will it be?" He questioned. "Kyouya, the cool type. Mori, the stoic type. Honey, the boy-lolita type. The twins, the little devil type or," leaning closer to them. "Me, the princely type?" Panicking Haruhi and Kamalei shuffled away.

"It's not what you think. We just wanted a quiet place to study!" Haruhi explained while shielding Kamalei.

"No need to be shy," Tamaki said stepping forward following them around the room. Kamalei took a misstep and fell backwards with a yelp. Haruhi tried to catch her, but was too late. CRASH! They looked to see broken blue and cream ceramic behind them.

"Now you've done it commoners." Hikaru started. "We were going to auction that off at the next antique show," Kaoru finished.

"Well, we're going to have to pay you back," Haruhi started, but was interrupted.

"With what money? That vase was worth roughly 8,000,000 yen." Kyouya stated nonchalantly. Kamalei's color started draining. Haruhi was calculating the numbers frantically on her fingers. THUD!

"Kamalei!" She cradled her friend's head in her lap.

"You can't even afford the school uniform. How will you pay us back?" The twins spouted.

"Well now, they will just have to pay us back with their bodies." Tamaki stated smoothly. The boys and Haruhi stared at him. B-bodies? Haruhi's eyes widened.

"From this day forward you two will be the Host Club's dogs!" He declared pointing. Haruhi started swaying. I don't think I can handle this. The color drained from her as they stared. Honey slightly poked her causing her to fall, she was out cold. Kyouya adjusted his glasses, smirking. Very interesting. He jotted a note in his black notebook.

"Hikaru, Kaoru. Get the smelling salts; we have to get our… dogs ready for errands."

"Got it!" the twins saluted retrieving the smelling salts, waving them under the noses of the fainted two. Kamalei sat up groaning holding her head in her hands as she heard Haruhi waking up.

"Hey commoners, stand up." They stated together in a mirrored motion. Kamalei looked to Haruhi, who nodded standing up. Kyouya walked over handing Kamalei a list. She blinked as Haruhi raised an eyebrow.

"As the errand dogs, you will take care of the club to pay back your debt until you graduate. Here are things that need to be restocked."

"Yes, Kyouya-sempai," Haruhi sighed. She grabbed Kamalei and left for the convenience store.

Kamalei pushed the shopping cart through the aisles while Haruhi grabbed the items on the list.

"So, we're running errands for this, *sigh* Host Club until we graduate?" she asked trying to grasp their situation.

"Unless we find another way to pay them back, we're stuck." Haruhi confirmed. Kamalei pinched the bridge of her nose. I guess it could be worse.

The girls finished the shopping and returned to the now busy room. A group of squealing girls brought their attention to the twins. They posed symmetrically waiting for their guests to calm down.

"Hikaru, why do you tease me so?" Kaoru asked softly with tears in his eyes. Hikaru held Kaoru's chin tilting it to look into his eyes.

"I'm sorry Kaoru, you're just so cute. I can't help myself."

"Brotherly love! Moe!" the guests' squealed. Kamalei held the paper bag to hide her grimace. So noisy…how are they falling for this rubbish? She glanced at Haruhi, who looked as if the same thought was crossing her mind. Kyouya came up writing in his notebook startling Kamalei.

"You're wondering how this can be so popular." Kyouya chuckled as Kamalei squeaked jumping. "It's simple really. We just play to their fantasies."

"No offense, sempai, but I just don't get it." Haruhi said heading to the kitchen area. Kamalei followed placing the bag on the counter.

"This is weird," Kamalei whispers.

"Hn," Mori hummed as he and Honey walked in. Kamalei looked away flustered. Opps.

"Would you guys like some cake?" Honey offered cutely. Kamalei quickly shook her head in the negative.

"I don't really like sweets." Haruhi replied. Honey held out his bunny looking at Haruhi and Kamalei with his big brown eyes.

"What about Usa-chan? You wanna hold Usa-chan?" Kamalei blushed lightly at the pink bunny. Awe.

"It is kinda cute, huh?" Haruhi said studying the bunny. Honey's eyes got bigger looking between the two of them. He smiled giving Usa-chan to Kamalei and ran to his guests sitting on the couch across from where Mori was headed.

"Take good care of Usa-chan for me!" he called giggling like a child. Kamalei and Haruhi looked at the scene of cooing girls.

"Well that's not something you see every day," Kamalei giggled. Haruhi smiled, agreeing.

"Oh piglets?" Tamaki sang, "Come here a moment will you?" The girls walked over to Tamaki's sitting area.

"What is it, sempai?" Haruhi asked.

"I would like you to introduce yourselves to some of our guests." He motioned to the ladies surrounding him.

"It's a pleasure to meet you all." Kamalei said giving a bow.

"Yes, it is." Haruhi copied smiling. Tamaki stared at them; the wheels in his head were turning.

"I'm going to turn you two into gentlemen!" he burst out as he set his fist on top of his palm.

"I don't know boss," Hikaru started. "They don't exactly look the part," Kaoru finished as he and Hikaru peered from their chairs.

"Yes, yes. You're right, but under that hair and those glasses we just might have some potential." Tamaki reasoned. The twins walked over to Haruhi taking her glasses. Their eyes widened and they grabbed Kamalei. She squeaked flushing as they parted her bangs. Tamaki looked over the twins shoulders and started barking orders.

"Hikaru, Kaoru! Get uniforms! Mori-sempai, go get some contacts! Kyouya, call my hair stylist! Honey-sempai..." Tamaki paused.

"Yes, sir?" Honey asked excitedly.

"Go have some cake!" Tamaki finished. Honey moped at a table having tea and cake with Usa-chan while the other hosts moved into action. Haruhi and Kamalei were taken into the whirlwind. Their hair was cut and styled. Contacts were given to Haruhi as the twins were ushering them to the changing area. Shoving the uniforms into their arms the twins rushed Haruhi and Kamalei.

"Put these on!" the twins shouted. Kamalei and Haruhi pushed them out of the curtain.

"Ok, ok! But you two have to get out!" Haruhi ordered. The twins hopped to a stop catching their balance. Glancing at the curtain and back to each other they hummed in realization. A few moments later the curtain opened and the club grew quiet. The curtain had revealed the two looking very stylish with their hair tamed and new blue Ouran Academy blazers and black slacks.

"Is it really alright for us to keep these uniforms, sempai?" Haruhi asked Tamaki with innocent brown eyes. Kamalei looked at the hosts with shy ocean blue eyes.

"Why didn't you say something? We would have helped you sooner if we know you looked like this." The twins stated.

"Haru-chan and Kama-chan are cute!" Honey grinned. Mori nodded. Kyouya wrote in his notebook.

"Tamaki is making you both hosts. Get 500 guests to request you each and your debt will be settled." Kamalei and Haruhi blanched.

"H-hosts!" Kamalei stuttered blushing.

"Yes, I will teach you everything I know and you will both become perfect gentlemen for our beautiful young ladies." Tamaki started rambling on and on about the duties of a host and the happiness of their guests. Kamalei and Haruhi looked at each other looking for the right word to describe their sempai. He moved his body around with graceful flare as the word clicked.

"Obnoxious!" They said in unison. This halted Tamaki and sent him to a corner in gloom. Hikaru and Kaoru saw this and snickered.

"You're amazing alright! One word knock out!" Kamalei felt bad for upsetting Tamaki.

"We didn't mean to bruise his ego." She whispered. The twins just grinned and hung their arms over her making her blush.

"You did strike a small cord with me though." Haruhi said after some thought. Tamaki bounced back, his ego restored.

"Of course I did. I am after all, the king."

"That was fast." Kamalei stated. Tamaki pulled her from the twins as he wrapped his arms over her and Haruhi's shoulders. He walked them to a set of tables with guests waiting for them. Then he returned to his own guests not too far away. Kamalei and Haruhi looked to each other and shrugged. I guess it couldn't hurt, Haruhi thought.

"Hello ladies, would you like some tea?" She offered as she sat across from two giggling girls. Kamalei took her lead and followed suit with her own two guests.

"So what are your hobbies?"

"Do you like sweets?"

"Why did you join host club?" All these questions and more were thrown at Kamalei and Haruhi. They answered at best they could while flattering the ladies as well. Kamalei was flustered at first having blushed and stuttered a number of answers. The girls at her table were staring at her with stars in their eyes.

"Kamalei, you're so handsome." They cooed.

"O-oh, y-you really think so?" Kamalei swallowed looking to her lap to play up her shyness. For some reason the shier she acted the more the girls cooed and giggled. Oh my gosh, this is too much attention!

"I think you ladies are l-lovely." She looked at them with a soft smile.

"He's so cute!" the girls squealed. Haruhi started reminiscing about her mother when her guests asked her about her home life.

"Isn't doing all the house work hard on you?" one of the girls asked.

"Sure, but I enjoy helping out. Plus, I get to try to replicate my mother's cooking. It's a nice way to keep her memory alive." Haruhi smiled and the girls swooned. The other hosts watched from their respective areas, their guests gone for the day. Tamaki got up and loomed over Kamalei and Haruhi, his face in shadow, as they bid farewell to their guests.

"Can we sit with you two tomorrow?" the girls asked shyly. Haruhi and Kamalei beamed.

"That would really help us out!" Haruhi said happily.

"Thank you so much!" Kamalei said softly. She and Haruhi bowed earning more cooing from their guests while they left. Tamaki's head shot up when the door closed. He was brimming with happiness. He grabbed Haruhi and Kamalei twirling them around.

"You did great, fantastic, marvelous! I'm so proud of you!" Kamalei and Haruhi became so dizzy their eyes were spinning. Haruhi caught a glimpse of Mori.

"Mori-sempai, help!" Mori shot up and lifted the two out of Tamaki's arms. He froze a second staring at them. So dainty. It clicked as he placed them carefully on their feet. Kamalei was flushed.

"Thank you," she whispered. Mori nodded and ruffled her hair.

"You didn't have to take it that far Mori-sempai…" Tamaki stood pouting.

"You were a little out of control, Boss." The twins pointed out.

"They did so wonderfully. I couldn't help myself." Tamaki explained.

"Kamalei's shy demeanor is an obvious hit with our customers and Haruhi is a natural." Kyouya observed taking notes.

"Yeah, no training needed." The twins shrugged like it was no big deal. The guests were gone and it was time to clean up. Haruhi and Kamalei knew they were expected to pick up the tea sets.

"Let's go change, so we don't dirty our uniforms." Kamalei suggested. They left to the changing area.

"Haru-chan and Kama-chan did really good, don't you think Takashi?"

"Hn." Mori nodded affirmatively, a tiny curve tugging the corners his mouth.

"There are a few things I want to go over with them," Tamaki announced walking to the changing area. "Haruhi, Kama-" Tamaki opened the curtain causing Kamalei to squeak in surprise. She had her arms wrapped around her chest. Tamaki froze. Haruhi was wearing a camisole and Kamalei was covering a bra. Tamaki blinked and shut the curtain. He turned around wide eyed.

"Th-th-they're girls!" He stuttered in surprise. The others looked at him knowingly.

"Well biologically speaking, yes." Haruhi stated as she and a very flushed Kamalei came out of the changing area. "I don't really care if you treat me as a girl or a boy."

"Gender doesn't matter, what's on the inside is what really counts." Kamalei added softly.

"B-b-bu-bu…" Tamaki stuttered as he flushed from the neck up. Kyouya shut his notebook smirking. Very interesting, indeed.