I need to get this idea out of my head before I can continue Tears of a broken Sky.

Disclaimer: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn for it belongs to Amano Akira.

Warning: lots of boyxboy, M-preg and a tsuna's harem full of hot horny guys. You have been warned.

Enjoy the story. R&R, plz!

Chapter 1: The birth of a phoenix

The weremanity world was divided into 3 classes: alpha, beta and omega. These groups corresponded with certain noticeable traits: alpha, the domineering and aggressive ones; beta, the non-aggressive but assertive, intelligent but less physically prominent, and finally and the submissive, sweet and loving omega. However, as the time progressed, alphas and betas slowly dominated the werepeople's population and the number of omegas dwindled until they were considered a miracle when one was born. Ironically, omegas were blessed with a trait that made them such a desirable existence: the ability to bear children with any gender. And thus, omegas were revered by many, as if they were gods descending from heaven.

Yet, within the rare, there still existed something rarer.

Tsunayoshi Sawada's birth was nothing short of a miracle; no, it was a miracle within a miracle.

He belonged to a prestigious line in the mafia world, the direct descendant of the legendary First Boss of Vongola Famiglia, Giotto, known as the last Werephoenix in the world before he passed away. Against general expectation, after he moved to Japan and changed his name to Ieyasu Sawada, the ex-Boss married with a Primate, and fathered a Primate child; and from that point on, the werepeople had never appeared in the Sawada line. That was until when one Nana Sawada gave birth to Tsunayoshi Sawada.

The boy wasn't supposed to be raised in the mafia as his father's wishes, but with Vongola slowly gaining more power and foes and the rival Famiglias beginning to target on the relatives of Vongola, Timoteo wasn't allowed to make any mistake. Therefore, after much consideration and persuasion, the leader had convinced Iemitsu Sawada to bring his wife and his unborn child into the Mafia, so that they would be placed under greater protection.

At first, Timoteo didn't have much special thought about Tsunayoshi's birth, aside from keeping him safe, but then, the old man immediately noticed the difference as soon as the child was comfortably placed in his arms.

Everyone who was present there had their eyes widened at the sudden rush of orange flame swirling around the Vongola Boss and the child from the feet to the head, and from the tip of the vortex, a phoenix-shaped flame rose up, circling around both of them and then dissipating into glitters.

To normal human, including Iemitsu, it was a spectacular display of Sky Flame harmony, proving the child's gifted talent of controlling Flame since young; however, to the Werepeople at there, it was an entirely different thing.

While there were Primates within Mafia, most Mafiosos, especially the powerful ones, were Werepeople, blessed with their species' traits to ensure their survival in the dark world. Timoteo, along with all Vongola Bosses, was no exception for he was a proud Werelion descending from the line of the Secondo. Being a Were, he was able to recognize if a newborn was a Were or not, and words could not describe his immense surprise when he realized that the recently-born child that he was holding in his arm was a wereperson like him.

While it was true that the reunion of a Wereperson and a Primate would almost always result in Primate children, a once-in-a-million chance could happen. A Werechild born from such reunion was called Returner to Ancestry, or Retrogade for short. Unlike the common categories, a Returner to Ancestry belonged to its own level of classification. The peculiar species was well-known to possess high fertility like the Primates did, but had the power and pheromone level of an Alpha, with potentials for supernatural powers even surpassing the Alpha, as well. They were truly the treasure of the weremanity.

Tsunayoshi, being born from a couple of Primates, was a Retrogade. On top of that, he was a rare Omega of an ultra rare species, coming from the direct line of Vongola. All of those factors combined would make Tsunayoshi into a fiercely-sought partner if words ever got out about him.

Timoteo gazed sadly into the innocent brown eyes of the baby who was still not aware of the world around him. Despite being born just a few minutes ago, the small fragile child already shouldered such a huge burden, and there was no doubt hardship would be his constant companion from now on.

"You are such a blessed child, but you will undoubtedly face many obstacles in your life from on, Tsunayoshi." The Vongola leader hummed as he gently rocked the drowsy child, "Sleep now, dear child and fear not. I'll do my best to protect you."

-o0o-

Years later

Tsuna heaved a sigh. It was not his fault, really. It was not his fault that every day, suitors from everywhere in the world lined up in front of his mansion, waiting to propose to him and letters and gifts were sent, piling up in the yard. It was not his fault that he was the frequent client in the mansion repair service, so frequent that the company remembered his telephone number and his birthday. It was CERTAINLY not his fault that he got a bunch of dominant, aggressive, possessive, hormone-driven, not to mention, psychotic and violent, Alphas for his Guardians…and another bunch of crazy suitors in his ever growing harem of different species and genders.

Maybe it was his fault he was born as an Omega, and a Retrogade, no less, but then it was not like he wished to be born like this. All he wanted was to find a mate, fall in love and enjoy a happy life with his beloved, but then what he got in the end was…

"Congratulation, Dame-Tsuna. Another war has erupted between Famiglias in South Italy, and guess who is the reason? Well, don't answer, it's a rhetoric question. Some good news, too, the Shimon Famiglia won the battle last night, and according to my information network, Loser-Enma is gonna come here and propose to you."

A daily report from his tutor lash torturer, Reborn, also known as the Greatest Hitman, or the Greatest Asshole in Tsuna's dictionary on the ongoing Inter-Mafia war, or, kindly quoted by Reborn, the "Mass Destruction left behind by Dame-Tsuna's pheromone". That sadist didn't bother to hide his pleasure in seeing Tsuna's horror-stricken face whenever he began the god damn annoying report every day.

And…

"Kufufufufu, Tsunayoshi is mine, so why don't you do me a favor and piss off, so that Tsunayoshi and I can have our wedding in peace."

"Shut up, pineapple herbivore, the omnivore is gonna marry me!"

BOOM~~~ CRASH!

"Don't you dare lay your filthy hand on Tenth! Nobody here is suitable for Tenth!" BOOM~~~

"Hahaha, so you mean that you are also not suitable for Tsuna, huh? But I think Tsuna likes me the most."

"I THINK I'M EXTREMELY THE ONE FOR SAWADA!"

"Where's my candy?"

A daily fight between his protective (read: psychotic) Guardians to determine who was the most suitable mate for Tsuna. It always happened and escalated quickly into a damaged mansion, to Tsuna's eternal dismay.

And…

"Master Tsunayoshi, this morning, there were four invitation letters to dinner and five mating offers sent to you, along with hundred of present boxes. Some senders have waited outside the whole night and asked to have an appointment with you."

Annoying Bachelors that seemed to equate "Leave me alone!" to "Please stalk me more!".

Oh, let's not forget…

"Reborn, I cannot eat my breakfast while sitting on your lap and please move your hand from my…", Tsuna couldn't prevent a blush spreading across his cheeks when he felt the older man's hand roaming his "private part".

"Your what? I wouldn't understand if you didn't say it more clearly, Dame-Tsuna~!", Reborn purred sexily into the brunette's ear and Tsuna involuntarily shuddered.

"Fuck you, Reborn!"

"I refer it the other way around, so care to become my mate tonight, Tsunayoshi~!"

And the black-haired man turned Tsuna's head to face him directly and, without warning, proceeded to steal a kiss, deep, sloppy and filled with coffee aroma, before being forcefully dragged into the feud with his crazy Guardians. It took Tsuna 1 box of mint gums to finally get rid of the lingering espresso on his tongue.

Watching Guardians and Reborn fighting tooth and nails for his attention was somewhat endearing and amusing at the same time. Annoyed as he was with his friends' violent tendency, the young teen gradually found the familiar sound of arguing, weapons clashing, gun shots and explosion rather enjoyable, to the point he would miss them if he didn't hear them in one day. Unbeknown to him, a fond smile found its way to Tsuna's lips as he reminisced the days he and his friends had spent together.

Somehow, being here with everyone was better than being confined to a glamorous yet lonely cage years ago.

However, Tsuna's train of thought was cut off when he heard the sound of a huge explosion reverberate to his left.

"Please just some normal damage. Please just some normal damage."

To Tsuna's horror, the entire wall, no, a part of the mansion had so-not-mysteriously disappeared into thin air, revealing the yard below that was decorated with scorched marks, craters and destroyed trees. His Guardians seemed to have moved their target from Reborn to Tsuna's suitors that were waiting outside, and Reborn was nowhere to be seen- not that Tsuna wanted to know.

"Oh, for crying out loud, if this goes on, I might as well mate with the air!"

Ehhhh...what did I just write?

So which animal should the KHR character be? I am thinking Reborn could be a dragon, and Xanxus could be a liger XD

Should I continue this terrible idea or not?