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Chapter 5

Naruto sighed as he lowered himself into the warm bubbly water, looking around the nice tile bathroom he was currently in as he did so.

"This place is really nice" he muttered "Don't you think so Mayu" He chirped at the little bat in his arms.

Mayu squeaked back at him and he chuckled, putting her on his head as he leaned back and let himself soak.

"Neh, Mayu, think I should tell her about my power, I can tell she's curious about how I survived in the FoD, even if she doesn't ask, but-" Anko-sensei had found out, and he'd already told Inuzuka-san, and the more people that knew a secret the less likely it would remain a secret.

But, she'd done so much for him, already.

On the other hand, they'd just met that day, it might be a mistake to tell her already, it may have been a mistake to tell Inuzuka-san about it as well, looking back he'd probably gotten caught up in his gratefulness at her healing Mayu, and not betraying him like he'd been 75% expecting at the time.

Even then all she'd really done was her job, this was different, Kurenai-sensei had taken him into her home, was letting him use her bath, had gotten him new clothes (though she'd really just had Anko do it) and was out there cooking him an actual hot meal right now.

That's not to mention the fact that she was going to teach him how to read and Kami-sama knows he's wanted to learn how to do that for a while now.

She'd done more for him than Hokage-Jiji, or even Anko-sensei had, and Anko-sensei had certainly done more than he'd ever been expecting from anyone, could he not then trust her with this?

He rolled up his eyes to look at Mayu

"What do you think I should do girl?" May just tilted her head at him. He sighed and closed his eyes, he'd think about it later, right now he just wanted to soak in the best bath he'd had in his life so far.

Kurenai took a whiff of the shirt Naruto had discarded when he'd entered the bathroom and recoiled with a look of disgust on her face, she could tell he washed it often as best he could since there was no smell of sweat or grime but there was only so much that could be done without actual soap, and the scent of blood clung to the shirt so much she's surprised it hadn't been permanently died red, it was only her desensitization to the scent due to Kunoichi life that kept her from throwing up. She still wondered how on Earth he'd survived the FoD but had resolved herself to not pry...

For now.

Absently tossing it into the trash and made her way to the kitchen, she'd asked Anko to pick up some clothes for him earlier so those had to go.

'What to make for a kid just now having their first real meal?'

The boy had apparently lived on small helpings of rice and water before he'd started hunting himself

For one thing he definitely needed some greens in his stomach, something he'd never had till this point, and some actual cooked meat to. Humming in consideration for a bit she decided sweet and spicy stir fry to be a reasonable solution and set to work.

Hearing the door open after a while she called out.

"Anko put your new clothes in the guest room, third door to the left"

"Hai Kurenai-Sensei" she heard before the sound of light thuds on the floor as he walked off.

Naruto entered the room and looked around, it was nice, he thought, absently taking Mayu off his head and placing her on the bed, when he did he noticed a scroll on it and picked it up, there was a little note attached to it with a small drawing of Chibi Anko on it.

He sweatdropped.

'Did she forget I can't read?'

Anko suddenly perked up from her dango as if just remembering something and then facepalmed.

"Kurenai-sensei?" She turned her head to regard the young boy, still only in a towel around his waist as he held up a scroll with a note on it.

"I didn't find the close Anko-sensei was supposed to have left me, but there this scroll with a note on it on the bed, I think she forgot that I couldn't read"

Kurenai sweatdropped, yeah that sounded like Anko.

With a sigh she collected the scroll from Naruto and pulled off the note, her eyes going over its content

Yo Gaki, your clothes are in here, its called a storage scroll, just push some chakra into the mark in the middle of it and your stuff will pop right out, press stuff to the mark and pour chakra and it'll get pulled in, figured this was best given how you normally live, its easily portable and shit. Don't bother thanking me, any kind, smart, strong, magnificent in every conceivable way person would do the same.

Anko-sama the Great and Powerful.

Rolling her eyes at her friend she crumpled the note and tossed it into the trash.

"This is what's called a storage scroll" She said giving it back to Naruto

"It's used to, as the name implies, store things by ninja, Anko put your clothes in it, just push some chakra in it to get whats inside it and if you want to put something inside push whatever it is you're trying to put into it, unto the symbol in the center and push chakra through it."

Naruto nodded with a smile and took back the scroll "Arigatou, Kurenai-sensei" He said giving a small bow before running back to the guest room.

"No running inside Naruto!"

"Hai Kurenai-sensei!" The footsteps slowed down as she returned to preparing supper.

She'd already finished preparing the food and was putting it on their plates when she heard the door open and the sound of foot steps and turned to face her guest.

He was now wearing a blue, button up long sleeved pajama shirt with a red spiral on the back and a pair of matching blue pants.(His canon pajamas minus the retarded hat), Mayu now sitting comfortably in his hair.

"You look good in those" she smiled as she set the plates on the table and took a seat

"Thank you" He nodded and pulled up a chair and sat across from her

"Itadakimasu" he muttered and took a bite and his eyes widened

"Mmmm" hummed in delight.

"Like it?" She asked with a smile. He nodded excitingly and started digging in with gusto eliciting a small chuckle from her, for all how he seems to be more mature and jaded than his age would imply its seems he is still a child at heart.

In just a few minutes Naruto had already cleaned his plate and released a sigh of contention.

"That was the best thing I've ever tasted"

Kurenai glanced up from her own meal "Considering your diet up till now I'd be insulted if it wasn't" she replied, before her eyes widened

Still smiling he brought his arms up to pick Mayu off his head and cradled her in one arm "Supper time Mayu" he sang, bringing forearm up to her mouth and she eagerly chomped down on it.

"What are you doing?!" she near screeched at him and he looked at her in confusion.

"Umm I'm feeding Mayu?" He replied

"I can see that! Why are you letting her suck your blood?!"

"Well she is a vampire bat, what else would I feed her?"

"But..but"

"Ah if its about my health don't worry, I heal really fast, its how I survived being swarmed by her colony in the first place, they couldn't drain me fast enough and I made more blood to replace whatever they drained."

For a while Kurenai tried to speak but the words just wouldn't come out, in the end she just groaned and pinched her temple to combat the arising headache

'Roll with it Yuhi, just roll with it' She told herself before sighing and regarding him again, she didn't plan to ask but since he brought up the topic of his survival himself.

"And what about the other creatures, how on Earth did you survive and even hunt those?" she questioned.

Naruto tensed briefly and seemed to get a contemplative expression on his face as if deciding whether to tell her or not, Kurenai actually felt a bit nervous, while she wouldn't pry if he didn't want to tell her she did admit to being extremely curious.

Finally after a few minutes of silence he nodded to himself and turned to her.

"You have to keep it a secret if I tell you, you can't tell anyone, even Hokage-Jiji about it" he said

Kurenai was conflicted at that, if it was something really important then should she really keep it from the hokage? Then again Anko seems to know and if she believes it will be alright to keep it from the hokage then she guesses its alright.

Kurenai nods in agreement

"Recently I discovered that I had this ability..." He started and went on to explain how he first stumbled into the forest, how he'd through bare luck managed to impale a giant beetle with a sharp piece of wood when it had opened its mouth to eat him and how he'd been so hungry that he'd started eating the corpse and discovering his power.

She had been, understandably skeptical at first, an ability like that was unheard of, and to not use chakra, hell to possess it before he could even use chakra, it wasn't the most believable story out there.

He'd then proceeded to pick up her couch with one hand and cover his other one up to the elbow in his chitin armor.

And now that headache had started throbbing, oh that's just lovely.

Massaging her temple with a groan as Naruto got bored waiting for her to finish processing everything and started tossing the couch and catching it like a damn baseball while he waited, she thought everything over, trying to decide how best to react in this situation before letting out a sigh and coming to a simple conclusion:

"Put down the couch Naruto"

'Fuck it'

She was gonna brush it off and continue on like it was nothing important.

She could think about it later, right now she was gonna teach this boy how to read.

"You know, looking at her now that I actually have her in my arms, she's actually pretty cute" Kurenai cooed tickling Mayu's stomach with her finger.

"I know right, it surprised me too but the little bloodsucker's frickin' adorable" Anko piped in next to her with a grin.

CRACK

The two casually leaned away from eachother as a black and blonde blur shot passed through the gap in between the two of them.

A crash sounded out throughout the field, their student digging up yet another trench in the earth.

"Uuuuuggghh~"

"Walk it off gaki!" Anko called out glancing behind her

naruto pulled himself out of the trench he'd dug up in the ground and brushed off some dust from his clothes, like Kurenai had stated previously if he wanted his control to improve they'd needed to start on something more chakra consuming than the leaf sticking exercise, so they started him on tree/wall walking.

It was by no means going well but he was making progress, which was better than the leaf sticking exercise, he at least no longer completely distroyed the trunk and caused the tree to fall anymore.

It was clear to Anko that he was in a much better state than before, now that he'd been given access to actual soap it showed, his skin was looking healthier from just that one night at Kurenai's, his ratty shirt and shorts had been replaced with an orange T-shirt with a red swirl on the back and a pair of khaki cargo shorts, and he now had on a pair of blue kid sized shinobi sandals.

After the first misshap where she had just barely managed to prevent him from cracking his skull open after he'd been launched from the tree, and God that impact had knocked the wind out of her even with chakra reinforcing her stomach, he'd taken to keeping his armor activated while he trained.

She absently looked over his appearance, his skin looked to be cleanly replaced with black chitin except for the 2 pairs of golden rings on his wrists and forearms, looking similar to actual skin on his body if one were to ignore its gleam, it even seemed to grow around the hair follicles on his head considering his hair was still out, and the exoskeleton did extend over his head, she'd checked, the parts that would disprove that though were his joints, they were clearly segmented, though not as obviously as one would expect, the second indication was his lower face, like an actual skull, the exoskeleton's jaw was disconnected and able to move, it had a zigzag style opening for the mouth that moved in harmony with the blond's actual mouth.

(AN: In Re:monster it was stated that when exoskeleton was activated Rou kinda looked like a Kamen Rider, Naruto does NOT look like that, because I found it impractical that he's need to retract at least the mouth part of the exoskeleton to eat, which may not always be viable in a situation, so with Naruto it looks more like an anthro insect you'd expect to see in anime, minus the antennae, extra arms, eyes and abdomen...and the somehow movable like human skin yet still solid like the rest of its exoskeleton jaw(cause that makes no sense))

Jogging back up to the tree the blonde stopped and just stared at it with a hand to his chin

'Maybe I should try this from a different angle' he though placing his hand on the trunk, maybe if he tried to get an idea of how much chakra he should use it would help.

He tried to send chakra through his arm to try and stick his palm to the tree

CRACK

"Woah!" He instinctively raised his arms to catch the tree before it fell on top of him and tossed it aside

He turned back to Anko and Kurenai with a disgruntled look on his face

"Hey senseis is their a big rock or something I can practice on a bit before I come back to trees" Anything that wouldn't shatter on him was good really.

The two glanced at eachother before Anko spoke "Yeah I think I know a place with a few cliffs you can try to scale" she said and gestured for him to follow her.

(Later that week)

Hana unwrapped the splint from Mayu's wing and looked it over again.

She smiled "Well kid, looks like this little one's wing is good as new" she said letting Mayu fly out of her hand and circle the office a bit as Naruto, Anko and Kurenai looked on with a smile.

With a happy squeak Mayu flow back into Naruto's arm and snuggled into his chest as he scratched her head with his pinkie

"Hear that girl you can finally fly again" He cooed, this was great now she was finally able to go back to her...colony. The smile slowly slipped off his face and he looked down at the bat.

Damn, he'd gone and gotten attached.

"Naruto?"

He jerked a bit and looked up to see Kurenai looking at him worriedly, he shook his head and smiled

"I'm fine, it's nothing sensei" he said cradling Mayu in his arms as he gave Hana a small bow and turned to leave

"I ah, I should probably go bring Mayu home now" he muttered and walked out, making his way to the forest.

He stood in front of the cave's gaping maw with a look of melancholy on his face, with a sigh he looked down at the bat in his arms and gave a sad smile

'It's for the best Naruto, you can't keep her from her family' He repeated in his head over and over again, dammit how did he get so attached in just a week, he blamed Mayu, she was just too damn adorable.

"Well, I guess this is it huh girl?" he said, Mayu looked up at his and tilted her head with a small squeak.

"Yeah I'll miss you to" he said scratching her head with a finger before taking a deep breath and letting her go.

Mayu flew up and circled around him for a while before flying off.

With a sad smile and a sigh her turned back to the village and extended his bird wings, taking to the air and gliding off.

*Tap tap tap tap*

"Uuugh, what the hell?" Naruto muttered as his eyes creaked open. Sitting up from his position on the bed he turned wondering what that godforsaken tapping was, as soon as his eyes caught the cause they widened.

Hovering outside the window was none other than Mayu, she seemed to be flying around in circles and then

*Tap*

She flew straight into the window with a headbutt and bounced off.

"Mayu?"

A few enlarged veins could now be seen on her body showing that she'd activated pump up, she charged the window again but Naruto shot out and managed to open the window before she hit it

"Ooof" *Thud"

Which of course led to him receiving a pumped up gut check and being knocked to the ground.

Naruto wasn't paying attention to that though, his mind was on a different matter.

"Mayu you came back!" he half yelled as he pulled her into his arms and snuggled her against his cheek

Squeaking excitedly Mayu flew out of his arms and circled his head a bit as naruto laughed in elation before she finally settled down in his hair.

"I guess this means you're staying with me?"

Mayu squeaked and curled up on his head

Lips stretching even wider he got up from his place on the floor and headed back to the bed, absently scratching Mayu's head as he did before finally laying down and closing his eyes the grin never leaving his face.

Current abilities list

Absorbtion
Exoskeleton
Spider Thread Creation
Thread Wielding Arts
Herculean Strength
Insect Wing Generation
Aquatic (I won't be counting swim so don't ever expect it on the list)
Venomous Bite
Enlarged Field of Vision
Reinforced Web Creation
Advanced Thread Wielding Arts
Web Bullets
Acid Spit
Spider Sense
Echolation
Pump Up
Vampirephilia
Unmatched Balance
Night Vision
Feline Flexibility
Incredible Agility
Bird Wings Generation

Tis all folks

Ok this was a filler chapter, basically focused around Naruto's first night at Kurenai's and some training with Mayu becoming Naruto's permanently, sorry if you were expecting more but this is a slow start kind of story.

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