Ruby was going through her email when she found a video Jaune sent her, it was called "Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures- San Diego." She and Yang usually watched funny videos together so Ruby called her over "Jaune sent this video, he said it was funny." She said clicking on it. A screen popped up thy said the title of the video.

Geoff: Well we can talk about our day, we started our morning, uh, in the office, working

Gus: Yeah

Gus: then we promptly left there and went straight to the airport to get on a plane

Geoff: Got on a plane

Gus: and flew to San Diego

Geoff: Sat next to two fucking cunts that refused to turn their electronics off through the entire goddamn flight

Yang winced at the harsh words

Geoff: I don't understand either of us

Gus: I looked over and the bitch was in her IPhone right

Geoff: I mean we're fucking flying, we're taxing

Gus: that's totally an electronic device right, the attendant comes by and she's like you've gotta turn that off ma'am and she's like oh that's right turns it off and we were five feet off the ground and she pulls her SLR she's taking pictures of the woman next to her

Geoff: she's taking flash photography as we're taking off the plane

Gus: if that had gotten in the rear view mirror of the pilot we would have been toast

Geoff: that stupid bitch and her dumb friend put all of our lives in danger, why do we have rules Gus? You know fuck it I'm not gonna pay taxes anymore this lady showed me yeah I'll pull out my fucking camera I'll pull out my phone I'll pull out my fucking vibrator I don't care that I am putting two hundred and forty five people at risk there's small babies on that plane but whatever who cares cause I'm here to look at photos of my dog! Now I'm not gonna pay my taxes and I'm going to shoot a cop.

"He's right that is the dumbest fucking bitch to ever walk the earth!" Yang said agreeing with Geoff "there's a whole playlist?" Ruby said clicking on the next video "Statue"

Burnie: have you ever heard the whole story of how I got , Burnie Tasmania city in Tasmania is spelled exactly like my name B-u-r-n-I-e well I registered a very long time ago so the city of Burnie Tasmania started to contact me and they wanted the website and I made these outrageous demands like I will give it to you as long as you will have a parade in my honor and I get to march in the front of the parade and you build a statue of me which I'll pay for but you have to put it in a park somewhere where it's me and I'm in an outstretched hand a can of fosters and tucked under my arm I have a platypus and I get to make up the inscription as long as I have a statue and they said can you at least modify it to something less offensive and I said it's just a blank page but Gus modified it it said Burnie sucks cock! So if you lived in the city of Burnie Tasmania you got this horrible message every time you logged onto your little vandalism cost me my statue of a platypus man.

"Wow." Yang said laughing at Burnie "Who are these people?" "I don't know." Ruby said clicking on the next video "Lightning"

Geoff: I was with a guy when he got struck by lightning

"I see where this is going." Yang said

Geoff: me and my friends were driving from Alabama to New Orleans and it started raining lightning actually struck near the car and we were like ah and we swerved I took my car and drove it into a ditch and all my friends had to get out I fucking hitchhiked to a gas station and I go up and I go hey I just wrecked my car I need to get a tow from the guy and he goes I don't go out in the rain I've had bad times I wa alike I do t know what that means but seriously still your job you've gotta help me and Uh he went fuh he goes and he gets in his truck and I get in the eh tow truck and I go so why do you hate the bad weather so much and he goes my sisters kid got struck by lightning at the beach and I go oh wow dude I'm sorry is she okay? And he's like nope! And I go well you know lightning never strikes twice in the same place! My brother got killed by lightning. And I go oh ok and that shut me up and then we're driving down and my car was gone and the water took it down and a you can see of my car is the roof and the antenna that had like a ball on it or something but eventually he's able to pull the car out of this huge ditch and he goes to like move the cable and lightning strikes right there and a the sudden we hear the guy scream and he's on the ground hiding his arm like his right shoulder it him him but it hit so I guess it charged all the electricity on all the fucking metal around it he gets up and he just looks at me with the maddest eyes ever!

Gavin: I'm surprised he didn't electro punch you in the face

Geoff: and the guy just starts walking away from my car and I walk up to him and say how much do I owe you and he just looks at me and I'm hoing my wallet out and he just put his hand in my wallet and took every money out of my wallet and just walked away with it

Yang was laughing at the wallet thing. "Wow was he really that pissed?" Yang asked as Ruby clicked in the next one "Headlight fluid"

Gavin: I remember talking to a guy on set once he was like a stunt driver and he's crashed like a lot of cars and one of the first crashes he did the airbags went off and apparently you like get a lot of heat from airbags so it I guess burnt his hands and he's like ah I burnt all my arms

"All my arms?" Yang asked

Gavin: and then he looked down and he's like did I piss myself and it turned out that the headlight fluid container made it into the car onto his lap

Gus: the headlight fluid container really?

"Wait headlight fluid is real?" Ruby asked

"Wait for it" yang answered

Gus: that's amazing I can't believe it went all the way from the headlight fluid container went all the way to the front of the car

Burnie: did you just say headlight fluid?

Gavin: what are you talking about?

Gus: there's no such thing!

Burnie: do you really think there's headlight fluid?

Gus: oh the lights are dim better put some more fluid in there

Geoff: gonna top off the headlights

Gavin: or maybe the wiper juice. What's that stuff called again?

Gus: wiper juice?

Geoff: this is the dumbest moment in the history of our company

Gavin: but you know what I mean right

"Wait does that say 'cutest couple Gus and Geoff?" Yang asked "Yes." Blake said from behind them

Geoff: is it metric headlight fluid

Gavin: it's a good job I'm going home I'm actually going to get a flight today

"Wow Gavin is really dumb." Yang said "it says here it's from a podcast." Ruby said pausing the video "Next." Yang said clicking on the next video "Expert Parent"

Geoff: you know that's half the reason I had a kid was so I could feed her misinformation I was trying to get Millie to go to the bathroom and she didn't want to go so I went you like bears? And she's like of course I like bears so I said well bears eat poop and bears live I. The toilet so you need to feed the bears or they're gonna starve

Burnie: why did you do that?

Geoff: I don't know it just seemed like a good idea at the time

Gus: the bear is waiting for her to go so that it can come out and eat oh you're an idiot

Geoff: I'm pretty sure my mother had a kid just for the free labor like I'd get home from school I had to call my mom and she'd give me the list of the seven hours of chores I had to do for that day it was my moms way of keeping me out of trouble it was stiff like clean the gutters cut the grass paint the living room even though I painted it last week paint it again

Burnie: are you sure I want like she was Mr Miagi it's like show me clean the gutters and she throws a dragon strike at you

Geoff: like one day it's all gonna come together for me

Burnie: like a guy covered in leaves shows up and you'll be like I know this!

Geoff: somebody's gonna assassinate the president and my mom's gonna be like fold the towel! Maybe I'm a sleeper agent.

Burnie: I think you missed your calling.

"More like sleeping agent." Yang said.